Bad review [details] hazelnut shells are very hard. After eating this catty, my teeth are almost falling out. In order to increase the weight and charge more postage, I also stuffed a piece of broken iron into the box.

Explanation: If you look at the iron carefully, will you find a screw in the middle? If you look down, there is a crack in the middle, and you have to separate it along this crack-this broken iron is a pliers for clamping hazelnut shells for you!

2. Product name: Yida chewing gum

Bad review [details] I asked for chewing gum, but the thing I sent was as white as white, too sweet to eat.

Commentary: Oh, my God, that's the white chocolate I gave you. Chewing gum is wrapped in the newspaper below. You're not going to throw it in the trash, are you? Go find it.

3. Product name: Maggie cotton compressed paper film

Comments * No Alipay Successful Transaction [Details]No..

Explanation: Nothing is nothing! ! Nothing! ! There is no way to evaluate! ! What what person! ! Dizzy! ! !

4. Product name: * Earrings * Bird Earrings

Why don't you respond to the comments? Try to comment.

Commentary: How did this happen? Hey, your computer can be upgraded: (very, very depressed)

5. Product name: crystal ball

Bad comment: Nice ball. Why didn't you give me the bottom seat in the photo?

Explanation: Wrong! That's my LG ashtray.

6, platinum-plated necklace *9 yuan ~

The girlfriend's evaluation is "average"

Explanation: You buy her a diamond ring!

7, praise attitude is not good, things are ok,

Explanation: When did I treat you badly? I wonder if I should say I love you and feel that I have a good attitude! ?

8. Comment: I didn't buy it.

Explanation: alas!

9. Fine chocolate imported from Europe

Bad review [details] The chocolate arrived three days late, and it was all broken when it arrived, which led to a quarrel between my boyfriend and me.

Explanation: Beating is pro, scolding is love, and if you really can't, kick.

10, evaluation [details] general

Explanation: Two kinds.

1 1, neck sprain and slimming, treating headache.

Bad review [details] Why is your vervain different from others'?

Explanation: Why do you look different from others?

12, alarm clock/bedside clock/round biscuit clock

Bad review [details] Because I am often cheated, I haven't bought online for a long time. I couldn't help buying this watch this time and was cheated again. what the hell are you doing？

Commentary: Ma Lisan said, "I'm kidding!"

13. Product name: 500g of preserved plum.

Comment [Details] How did crisp plum become plum? It doesn't match what I want at all.