1. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods"
"What method"
"Love me, love me, love me, love me"
"Aristotle once said: Give me a fulcrum and I can move the earth."
"So you want to shake the earth?"
"No, I want to shake your heart."
3. "Hey, give me your hand."
"Why?"
"I want to hold my girlfriend's hand"
4. "You must have cheated"
"I cheated? Where did I cheat? "
"If you don't cheat, how can you get full marks in my heart?"
5. "After meeting you, I feel that life is short."
"Why?"
"Because the sweet part is long."
Humorous chat topics are the catalyst to quickly pull into your relationship. I used to be dismissive of these sweet words, but it was only after reading the secret book "Jiang Han must love" that I completely got rid of many love misunderstandings. Now, picking up girls is a policy chat scheme in the book that I have been using. You can win a girl after chatting for three or two days, and push the date directly. Now the girls around me are more active than one. Any single brother can learn to change himself. Jiang Han must love art, and there is an electronic version online. It is still very simple to take off the order.
6. "I have a good eye for people."
"What do you think I am?"
"You are my man."
7. "Do you like yourself?"
"I like it very much"
"Then I will be your rival in love for life."
8. "You must be highly nearsighted."
"Why?"
"I can't see that I like you."
9. "Do you have diabetes?"
"What do you mean?"
"Why else would it be so sweet?"
10. "Shall we exchange gifts?"
"Very good."
"From now on, I am yours and you are mine."
1 1. "This is a smoke bomb and this is a Grenade."
"Then what?"
"You are my little villain ~"
12. "Do you know why I am a vegetarian recently?"
I don't know.
"Because you are my type."
13. "Do you know the difference between you and a fairy?"
"What's the difference?"
"The fairy is in the sky, and you are in my heart."
14. "I have a magical power, and I can always find good things."
"Like what?"
"you"
15. "I think there is something wrong with your lips."
"What's the problem?"
"It's a little far from me."
16. "Do you know that our friendship boat has capsized?"
"Why?"
"How can you fall in love without turning your face?"
17. "Every time I see you, I feel I have to bring a ventilator."
"Why?"
"Because your beauty makes me unable to breathe."
18. "A narrow-minded person like me is the best for you."
"why"
"Because fat people can't get in."
19. "Money is a little tight recently."
"So?"
"I want to borrow your hand to hold it."
20. "You don't have to take a driver's license test."
"Why?"
"I want to be your driver all my life."
2 1. "Do you know how to eat beef?"
"How to eat?"
"I'll feed you."
"This is my receipt and that is my meal ticket."
"Then what?"
"You are my female ticket."
These are the latest local love stories. I hope everyone can harvest their love.