2. Today, I suddenly found out that junior high school love died from changing seats, senior high school died from placement, and college died from graduation, but I am not. Up to now, I have no face to fall in love and die of looks.
3. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you say it's mom's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat.
Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and delicate when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd.
Since Xiu Xiu, a beautiful picture, my waist is not thick, my face is not fat, my dark circles are gone, and my face is not black.
6. The so-called heaven is the place where all women are, except their wives.
7. Others can go to Paris alone when they break up. I can only go to the beef noodle restaurant downstairs when I break up. I dare not add eggs to a bowl of beef noodles for six yuan.
8. I have a goal to buy a house before the age of 30, and now I am halfway done, and I am almost 30 years old.
9. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth, and few of them are true.
10. When you think you can't do it, you have been to the zebra crossing, so you are a pedestrian.
1 1. Some people eat like hell when they are unhappy. Unlike me, I eat hard when I'm unhappy.
12. Beautiful people are easy to forgive even if they make mistakes. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others just because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.
13. Handsome car, that's chess, rich house, that's bank.
14. Everything must be open, and life can be fun.
15. Why do some boys suddenly ignore you when they are screaming? You are released by casting a large net and selective fishing.
16. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money, and eat wild vegetables at the hotel if you have money.
17. The ideal of life is to leave your hair unwashed and oiled for five days, and then every time you get angry, the annoying person will gain two pounds of meat.
18. Three big fantasies in life: start working hard tomorrow, go to bed early today, and I'll chop my hand if I buy again.
19. Why do girls care so much about each other? Anyway, we will all go to the square dance together in a few decades.
20. There is a kind of person who will never ask you out if you don't ask her out, but don't think how colorful her private life is. Maybe if you don't ask her out again, she will die at home, like me.
2 1. Have a good exercise when you have time. You can't be single and fat
There are three things that young people can't touch nowadays: idolization, staying up late and the glory of the king. The more you get in touch with them, the more interesting it is for you to be single.
23. When I was a child, I saw my parents quarreling and often struggled. Should I get married when I grow up? It was not until I reached that age that I realized: I really think too much.
24. Endless work, lack of sleep, a wallet that is not fat, a mink that can't afford it, earned 200 million in half a lifetime, once lost memory and once remembered.
25. You can't hide your love. Cover your mouth and run out of your wallet and take it out of your bank card.
26. Being in a daze, if done well, is deep.
27. Now, losing a pound of meat is like fighting a hard battle; Gain a catty of meat, just like playing.
28. Time and marriage will make a man mature, but time is slow and marriage is fast.
29. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes you angry and wipes your ass too carefully.
I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. It PK once every two days, and I counted it with my finger. Today my stomach won again.