Tomato is a magical existence in the vegetable industry. She was born in the ordinary, started at the end, but lived to be a legend. Most vegetables only dare to work hard in the vegetable industry, but tomatoes dare to break away from convention and enter the fruit circle, leaving her story all over the world.
After all this talk, I haven't introduced the name of the tomato. If you think "tomato" is her full name, you are wrong. The nickname of tomato is "tomato". When she first entered the fruit circle, she took a stage name-"Xi Shi", but the name was too popular, so she changed it to "Xihongshi"-the compound surname "Xihong" and the single name "Shi". Since then, there has been another surname among the hundreds of surnames. Later, Xi Hongshi realized the transformation and became the goddess of otaku, so she took a new name "Shengnvguo".
Let's start with the birth of tomatoes. Tomatoes were born in late spring and early summer, which is a poetic "April day on earth". The faint cyan adds a little vitality and a little burden to that barren land.
Tomatoes have been a sensible child since childhood. From cyan to red, she has been trying to absorb nutrients. Therefore, when she grows up, she is a plump girl, in other words, she is too strong. One day, she decided to leave Guajia village where she had lived for a long time and go out to see the world.
The road in Guajia Village is too narrow for her huge body. So she boldly jumped down from the branches of Guajia Village. Confirming that he was not disfigured in the wrestling with his back to the loess, the tomato stood up strongly and patted the dust on the road.
Although tomato is very rustic, its advantage lies in that it can make people feel young and full of vitality from head to toe. At first, tomatoes were all handymen, and it was very hard every day. They were peeled several times and almost shed tomato juice. Tomato originally wanted to change jobs, but her colleagues with more work experience told her that it was always like this when she first came out to work. Don't expect treatment or comfort, but she can accumulate experience best. Therefore, the tomato gave up the idea and worked wholeheartedly. Ask if you don't understand.
After a long time, tomato finally felt that she had learned enough and resigned from her boss.
Her second job is in a fast food restaurant. Compared with before, the environment there is completely different. Tomato girl is very popular there, and everyone is willing to make friends with her and teach her something. But gradually, tomatoes found that many colleagues in fast food restaurants are muddling along, without real talent and willingness to work hard, only the new potato has the most realistic personality.
During that time, tomato's working attitude was more or less influenced by everyone, which was a bit negative. So the appearance of potatoes is really her blessing. The combination of French fries and ketchup is welcomed by customers and friends. Tomatoes felt very proud and began to look forward to a bright future.
However, it was not long before Potato resigned.
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Potato actually went to work in a high-end restaurant!
Tomatoes ran angrily to find out the situation, only to find that potatoes are hard every day, greasy all over, and they can fall asleep when they stand tired. Tomatoes are really angry now. When they catch potatoes, they ask if their heads are squeezed by the chopping block. The potato told the tomato about his plan and presented the book The Battle of the Potato, which he had accumulated for many years.
Tomatoes looked at the dusty potatoes and then at the scrawled "potato war", with mixed feelings. After a long silence, the tomato finally said, "Brother, work hard, I support you!" " "Then I went back to the fast food restaurant.
Watching colleagues fooling around and thinking about potatoes, tomato suddenly felt that this fast food restaurant was quite boring. It was only in her ignorant heart that she raised her yearning for a brilliant future.
In the next few days, tomato has been considering changing jobs after work. Then the prince in her life appeared gorgeous.
"Prince" is an egg. The identity of the egg is actually embarrassing. Some people think that eggs are vegetables, while some vegetables insist that eggs are aliens. In fact, the egg is a little prince of another race.
The egg has a round belly and white skin, but it doesn't look bloated at all. At first glance, family conditions are very good.
The situation at that time was like this. Eggs swaggered into fast food restaurants and ordered a bucket of "gnawing chicken", which made tomatoes very angry. Because: "Eating Chicken" is a special package for eggs and their family's industry, and the fast food restaurant where tomatoes work is just a little-known shop.
The tomato felt that the eggs were humiliating their shop, so she went over and said, "There are no chickens here. If necessary, please go out and turn right and go straight for 300 meters! " "(Note: Go out and turn left and go straight for 300 meters to bite the chicken. Go out and turn right and go straight for 300 meters to the public toilet. )
The egg froze for two seconds, then smiled and said, "What a teenager now, I really have no sense of service." Then he made a cool gesture lightly and said, "Do you want me to teach you?"
The subconscious avoidance of tomatoes leads to the "light fat" eggs laughing more continuously. They met in their obsession with eggs and tomatoes.
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As a fat man, eggs are not less disliked by tomatoes. But when I saw that the egg was so light and I was really round, the tomato became in a bad mood.
The egg said, "Don't be unhappy. In fact, you don't know how many dishes envy your healthy complexion and body shape. "
The tomato was even sadder when she heard this, so she vowed to lose weight successfully. "I want to be as thin as lightning and cover your eyes!" "After some sweet talk, the tomato listed a weight loss plan and ordered the egg to supervise her implementation every day.
Tomatoes are hard to lose weight, and eggs are more painful. Later, the tomato didn't lose much weight, but the egg lost a big circle.
Eggs with two dark circles under their eyes, tugging at tomato leaves, begged: "Aunt, can we stop first?" To tell the truth, your devil plan is actually to lose weight for me, right? "
In such a lively life, tomato finally ended her lifeless fast food restaurant job. On the day of resignation, tomatoes dragged eggs in Tuzao Park for a long time. She was confused and didn't know what to do.
The egg said, "You should set a lofty goal. Well, look up at the stars and keep your feet on the ground! "
Tomato smiled symbolically and said, "I have been looking up at the stars with my feet on the ground." You see, my feet are so fat because of the land under my feet. " But what is the goal? Can I eat? I haven't read many books since I was a child, so don't tell me these imaginary things. "
The egg looked at the tomato sympathetically and continued, "Don't you have any special wishes to realize?"
The tomato cocked its head and thought about it, stared at the egg and said, "Think, lose, be fat."
Egg coughed twice and said, "It seems that you really like figure. Then why don't you be a star? "
The tomato froze and whispered, "Is that okay?"
The egg put on an exaggerated local tyrant and patted the tomato on the shoulder heroically. "Nothing, my uncle supports you mentally and economically!"
Tomatoes suddenly feel very warm. Her brain was hot, regardless of whether she was the right material or not, she bravely patted the egg's stomach and called out, "Good! Do you want to sign your name first? "
As a result, there is a new star in the vegetable circle-stone. But this new star doesn't seem so dazzling.
"Hey, do you think this name is unlucky?"
"It seems a bit. Do you want to change your name? "
"Didn't you say you want to take this name? Why is it changing so fast? I can't stand you. " In the contempt of the tomato, the egg weakly closed its mouth.
In order to help tomatoes, eggs began to pay serious attention to entertainment news. Later, according to the popular trend, Egg decisively proposed to change the stage name of tomato from "Xi Stone" to "Xi Hong Stone".
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As a responsible egg, the egg renamed the tomato "Xihongshi" and added "Xihongshi" to the latest version of Baijia's surname, which consumed a lot of financial and material resources. To this end, the founder of "Bite Chicken" also scolded him by his mother.
But eggs don't care. First of all, their family has money, so it is good to spend it happily. Secondly, doing such a thing made him feel very fulfilled. Most importantly, the tomato became the girlfriend of the egg. Yes, tomatoes finally understand with the care and help of eggs again and again, and it is slow enough.
In short, with the help of eggs, "Xihongshi" is famous in the vegetable circle.
Tomatoes are a very friendly vegetable. In fact, it is easier to get along with other dishes. At first, eggs and tomatoes made a series of roving exhibitions of "Eggs in the West", and paid special attention to the interaction with the public. For example, when I went to Jiangcheng, I chose the noodles where Regan Noodles was developing at that time, and made a "West Poured Egg Noodles". When I went to the south, I made "western egg soup" in combination with local habits. There are also "Xipengbo with egg and beef brisket" and so on.
Although the scale of this series of roving exhibitions is not large, it is still a success. The reputation of "Xihongshi" is also played out.
Later, in order to make tomatoes develop better and prevent people from tying them together, eggs deliberately let tomatoes appear alone in public view. After constant tempering, "Xihongshi" has its own venue in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and there is absolutely no danger of being forgotten.
But after a long time, the problem appeared. The image of Xi Hongshi is very vivid, but nothing has changed. People will get tired of watching it for a long time. Eggs and tomatoes are in a hurry, but this time the eggs really can't think of any effective way.
The tomato bent down and said to the egg, "An egg, I decided to break into the fruit circle!" " "
Eggs don't agree at first. "You are a vegetable, go to the fruit circle and don't be bullied to death! And I have no influence in the fruit circle and can't protect you. "
"But you don't get along well in the circle of plants and animals. Why can't you? "
Eggs have nothing to say.
Tomatoes began to lay the foundation for entering the fruit circle. She has a full cram school every day and insists on losing weight every day. I'm worried about eggs.
The egg grabbed the tomato and said, "I won't stop you from going to the fruit circle, but why don't you take care of yourself and learn from others to lose weight?"
The tomato took a look at the egg, glued its eyes to the two strings of leaves on its hand, and quickly said, "Look, I'm busy here. Do you have an opinion? " After that, I left the eggs impatiently and continued to learn image collocation.
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The hasty preparation of tomatoes is in stark contrast to the decadence of eggs, and a cold war has also begun between them.
Two months later, the tomato lost three full laps, from meatballs to rubies. This kind of artificial trace is obviously beautiful, completely different from before. The tomato stretched and breathed a sigh of relief. She is ready and can finally enter the fruit circle.
The tomato found the egg, danced with him and shared his happiness. "Egg, my course is finally over! I can go to the fruit ring soon. Do you want to go to the fruit ring with me? "
The egg lay on the bed, gave a faint "Oh" and then turned around, without any intention of getting up.
Tomatoes don't look right. What's wrong with eggs? She reached out and touched the eggshell and found that the egg had no fever. She poked at the egg again, but it still didn't move. The happiness of tomatoes has completely disappeared.
She crossed her waist and shouted, "What's the matter with you? Say anything, don't do this, don't lose your temper! "
The egg got up silently, then went to another distant plate and lay down, still ignoring the tomato. Tomatoes are really angry now.
They fell into a cold war that everyone could understand. Tomatoes don't know what happened to eggs. Eggs probably know what they want to say to tomatoes, but every time they see slim tomatoes, they lose their temper and can't speak.
The cold war lasted for a long time, until tomatoes were called "the goddess of otaku" in the fruit circle, and the storm between them finally hit hard.
Tomato deadpan said, "My organization has decided to change its name."
After listening to the eggs, he finally reacted. He said, "Ah." The voice is a little hoarse. He cleared his throat again and said unnaturally, "Do you hate the name I gave you before?"
Tomatoes think eggs are a bit unreasonable. I can't help saying, "You think too much. Changing the name is only for future development. "
"Don't now name hindered your development! Am I also hindering your development? If so, I will go! "
As soon as the egg finished speaking, he found that he had said something wrong, but the so-called dignity made him refuse to apologize. Besides, he wants to know to what extent his position in the heart of tomatoes has fallen.
The tomato was really angry with the egg. She said regardless, "Yes, you just hindered my development. Without you, I would have become an international actress ... "
The egg interrupted her: "In that case, let's separate." After the promise, the eggs and tomatoes froze.
After a long silence, the tomato said, "Ah."
From then on, there were no more "western flowers" in the fruit circle, only "virgin fruit", and there were no eggs around her. Because of her melancholy, her figure has been kept very good, but she is envied by some newly debuted small fruits. "Virgin Fruit" has never found a suitable partner.
And the egg, he grew into a mighty rooster, far away from the fruit circle and vegetable world, and took over the fast food business of Ms. Chewing in a proper way.
Perhaps, every tomato has an egg in its life. If you miss it, it won't happen again.
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