My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

2. My friends say that I am a famous musician, because every time I go out to karaoke, they all sing other people's songs, and only I compose music on the spot!

3. I didn't want to show off anything from making a fortune at the beginning 1000 to millions now. I just want to tell you that the happiness of landlords depends mainly on luck.

4. If I made my life into a movie, I would have thought of the name of the movie, called Poor Life.

Last night, my neighbor cooked braised hairtail. I quickly picked up the bowl and smelled the fish, and ate three bowls of rice.

6. From scanning code payment to brushing face payment, it is not our IQ that is improved, but the speed at which we spend money.

7. The New Year has arrived. As long as they are my friends, those who have no money will reply to me. I can tell you how I lived without money.

8. It's my first time to cook griddle chicken. The recipe says you need to put 80 cents. If you can't find change, you put one … Don't ask why, being rich is willful!

One day in class, the teacher found Xiaoming covering his left ear with his hand. The teacher asked, Xiao Ming, why are you covering your left ear with your hand? Xiao Ming said: I am afraid that knowledge will run away.

10. "Why did you leave history blank?" "Because I think it is wrong to tamper with history."

1 1. Teacher: Who can stop making sentences? Xiaoming: The Yuba at home can't be used. I haven't bathed for a year!

12. Husky is just too disobedient. If they pee in bed and bite the sofa and floor, don't be angry or scold. They are just so lonely that no one plays with them. We should prepare some things very patiently, such as onion, ginger, garlic, salt, yellow wine, soy sauce and pressure cooker.

13. Today, I suddenly found that junior high school love died of changing seats, senior high school died of placement, and college died of graduation, but I am not. Up to now, I have no face to fall in love and die of looks.

14. Good-looking people will be inexplicably attached with many attributes. Smart, kind, cute ... people who look awkward have one word: practical!

There is a beggar in the street, begging there every day. One day, someone suddenly found a bowl next to the beggar, but there was no one in it. Curious, someone came forward and asked him, "Why did you put two bowls?" The beggar smiled and said, "I don't know how to lose my business recently, so I opened a branch."

15. I have always been strong. Just now, someone asked me to cry, "Do you have money for the New Year?"

17. Success comes from hard work the day after tomorrow, so let's have a rest today and tomorrow.

18. Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender, Jiang Ziya proved that success has nothing to do with age, Zhu Yuanzhang proved that success has nothing to do with birth, Ma Yun proved that success has nothing to do with looks, and I am better. I proved that success has nothing to do with me.

19. When a girl is young, she always has a princess dream. I hope the prince can be with her in the future. I didn't expect to find out when I grew up that it was not a prince, but Mr. Wang.

20. Today's southeast wind is full of sand and teeth, but it tastes ok. It smells like fish soup across the sea. I haven't eaten so much for a long time.

Twenty one. If you don't have enough to eat, people have only one worry; There are countless troubles when you are full.

22. If you like someone very much, let him go. If he comes back, it means no one wants this thing!

Twenty-three When I play with my mobile phone, I think there will be an exam next week. Pa, I slapped myself, and you didn't concentrate on playing with your mobile phone.

Twenty-four I have lost weight and gained weight since I left home, and the local accent has not changed. Children will exclaim who you are when they see strangers, fatty. Horizontal batch: clothes are tight and return to China.