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Notes on Journey to the West (Back 17)
Seventeenth time? The Monkey King made a scene in Guanyin, black wind mountain, collecting Xiong Yi's essence.

Monkey flew off in a somersault cloud, and all the monks in Kannonji looked silly. They knelt down and kowtowed, chanting, "Grandpa! I said how not to burn to death. It turns out that the immortal came down to earth, and the wily old rascal wanted to set a trap and commit suicide. "

Xuanzang looked at the crowd and said, "Get up, the abbot doesn't hate it. If my apprentice gets the cassock back this time, we will be fine. Well, if he doesn't get it back, he will have a bad temper. I guess none of you can escape. "

Hearing this, all the monks looked sad and asked God to bless Brother Monkey to find the cassock.

The monkey flew to black wind mountain and looked down at the beautiful scenery on the mountain. He was enjoying the scenery and heard someone whispering on the hillside. Monkey pressed his cloud head and hid under the cliff, secretly watching.

I saw three demons sitting on the ground, a black man, a Taoist priest and a white boy.

The black man said, "The day after tomorrow is my birthday. Let's celebrate. " Last night, I got a treasure called Jinlanfo Clothes, which is really a good thing! Tomorrow I will set a banquet and invite friends from all walks of life to celebrate the acquisition of this Buddhist costume. Let's call it a Buddhist masquerade ball. "

When Monkey heard the Buddha's clothes, he said to himself, "There is nowhere to run. He must have stolen them. " He was so angry that he jumped out with a stick and shouted, "Don't move! I want to steal my cassock, you idiot. I want to celebrate. Give it back to me while there is still breath. " Say that finish a look at three people to run, monkey elder brother swung a stick at the black man's head.

That black man runs really fast. He disappeared without a trace, and the man ran away in the clouds, leaving a small white face in white. Monkey killed him without saying a word, only to see that it was a viper. Not convinced, the monkey picked it up and smashed it into pieces before throwing it away.

Monkey rode the clouds and searched the mountains for men in black. However, I saw a cave under the cliff. The cave gate is shrouded in clouds and dense pine and cypress, but it is also a little fairy. There is a slate opposite the cave entrance, which reads "black wind mountain Black Wind Tunnel".

Brother Monkey swung his stick at the door and the little monster inside came out. He looked at Monkey and asked, "Who are you? Dare to come to our fairy cave and call the door. "

Brother Monkey scolded, "You are a dead thing! What kind of bird are you? How dare you call it a fairy cave? Do you call it a fairy? Call the man in black out and give me the cassock, and I'll let you go. "

The black man just ran back from the outside, the door was closed and his ass was not hot. I heard that someone was coming to see you. He said that he dared to come to you and ordered the younger one to put on an old gun and walk out of the cave.

Monkey is waiting outside. When he saw Wang Heifeng coming out, he said with a smile, "Brother, I have never seen you so dark. Are you a coal digger?"

King Black Wind shouted, "What kind of monk are you? How dare you be rude to me!"

Qitian also shouted, "Don't talk nonsense! Hurry back to your grandfather. "

King Black Wind is still playing dumb, saying, "Which temple are you from? Where did you leave the cassock and why did you come to me? "

The Monkey King knows. "Don't play dumb with me. You stole Kannonji the night it caught fire. Why do you want to hold a Buddhist costume meeting? Give it to me quickly and spare you from dying, or I will raze your mountain to the ground. "

King Black Wind sneered, "Neither can you. I saw you on the roof that night. I took the cassock. What can you do? Where are you from? What's your name? What skills do you have? Tell me about it. "

"You don't know your grandfather," Monkey said. I am the Monkey King, the land of Master Sanzang, the Jade Emperor of the Eastern Tang Dynasty. If you want to ask me what I have, I will scare you. "

Black wind king smiled and said, "the Monkey King? Never heard of it. "

The Monkey King said, "Listen carefully, son, I want to tell you something …" the Monkey King described in detail his life experience after he hatched from a stone egg.

King Black Wind refused to mention any pot and said with a smile, "Oh, you are the Bi Marvin who made a scene in heaven."

Monkey hated exposure, so he swung a stick and got on the bus. No wonder the Black Wind King dared to challenge the Monkey King, and it really didn't come for nothing. It was a fight with the Monkey King.

After playing for more than ten rounds, King Heifeng waved his hand and said, "Wait a minute, don't play yet. I'm a little hungry. Come and play when I'm full. "

The Monkey King was angry and happy, and said, "You are finished. You just need to eat for half a day. My grandson hasn't eaten for five hundred years. Don't run, give me the cassock and I'll let you eat it. "

King Black Wind ignored Monkey, shot a hollow gun and hid in the cave. The cave door is closed, and the walker will not break it. I don't know what the cave gate is made of, but according to the fighting capacity of monkeys, everything is broken. The monkey didn't smash it. Maybe the monkey was hungry ...)

When Monkey returned to Kannonji, Xuanzang asked Monkey, "You're back. What about the cassock? "

"I found out," Monkey said. There is a black wind monster in black wind mountain. He took it away. " He also told Xuanzang and other monks what happened in the morning.

As soon as the monks heard about the whereabouts of the cassock, they cleared their suspicions and kowtowed, thinking that their lives would be saved.

When Monkey saw this, he snapped, "Don't be too happy. The cassock has not been found yet. When we get to the road, you can be happy again If you don't take good care of my master, you think I'm easy to mess with! Have you fed my master? Is the horse full? "

Xuanzang said, "I'm full. I ate two meals and drank three cups of tea for a long time. " They are very kind to me. Please concentrate on finding the cassock. "

Monkey King nodded and said, "Don't worry, I know where it is and I will get it back for you. Don't worry. " So Monkey ate with all the monks.

After satiated with food and drink, the Monkey King flew to black wind mountain. He was flying when he suddenly saw a little monster on the road below, holding a wooden box in his arm and humming a tune. Thinking it was invited by Black Wind Monster, Monkey flew down, raised his stick and beat the monster into patties. ...

Monkey opened the wooden box, and it was indeed an invitation from Black Wind Monster. Guess who's invited? Kannonji's master, Master Jinchi. It turns out that Master Jinchi has colluded with Black Wind Monster to talk about scripture. The Black Wind Monster taught Master Jinchi a little Taoism, so he lived to be 270 years old. It seems that Blackwind didn't know that the old monk was dead.

Monkey turned his eyes and turned into a master of Jinchi, and went to the black wind tunnel for dinner with an invitation.

The little monster guarding the door in the black wind tunnel saw that it was a man from Jinchi, and quickly went into the hole to report.

Black wind monster is very puzzled. He said, "I just sent the little monster to deliver the invitation, and now I can't deliver it." Did the monkey send him to ask for the cassock? I have to hide the cassock from him. "

When Monkey entered the black wind tunnel, he looked at the cave with carved beams and painted buildings, painted doors and bright windows, and a couplet at the door: the mountains are quiet, carefree and true. The Monkey King said, this monster is really dust-free, and some people are single-minded.

Black Wind Monster didn't know the purpose of Master Jinchi, but on the surface as if nothing had happened, they came out to meet him, and they were polite and took their seats.

Heifeng took a few sips of wine and asked, "I asked the younger one to give you a message just now, saying that I will see you the day after tomorrow. Why are you here now? "

"I just wanted to see you," Monkey said. I heard that you got a Buddhist dress, and I also want to see it. "

Black Wind Monster continued to play dumb and said, "What do you mean? Buddha's clothes originally belonged to Tang Priest, and he lives in your place. If you didn't look there, why did you come to me? "

"I borrowed it that night," Monkey said. "I haven't had time to read it yet. Isn't it on fire? Who thinks you took it? Show me quickly. "

Just then, a little monster patrolling the mountain came in and reported, "Your Majesty! Not good! The little monster who sent a letter to the owner of Jinchi asked the monkey to make a meat pie. That's him. He came in like a master of Jinchi just to cheat the Buddha's clothes. "

Black Wind Monster thought to himself, "I told you that the people from Jinchi came today, so quickly. This is really a scam. " If you want to take up arms, come to Brother Monkey. Monkey quickly took out his wishful stick, showed his true colors, and fucked Black Wind Monster again.

The battle lasted until sunset in the evening. "Wait a minute, don't fight," said the black wind monster. It is too late today. Go back first and fight tomorrow morning. "

Monkey said angrily again, "Don't run away, boy. You can still play late. "

The black wind monster ignored him again, turned into a breeze and ran back to the cave. As soon as the door closed, the walker stopped moving. (Brother Monkey is hungry again? Continue to look down)

Monkey returned to Kannonji and told the master. Xuanzang asked, "Who are you better than him?"

Monkey said, "... almost. This is a draw. "(analyze here first, regardless of whether the fighting capacity of Black Wind Monster can really keep pace with the Monkey King. Let's take a look at the Monkey King's performance after being put on the hoop. When he met Xiao Bailong, the Monkey King defeated Xiao Bailong, and Xiao Bailong went into the water. The Monkey King stopped chasing him and reported back to Xuanzang. In the morning, Black Wind Monster lost more than ten rounds and hid in the cave. Monkey didn't chase, so I'll see you later. The same is true at night. To say that Monkey Brother can't swim, Dragon Palace in the East China Sea grabs the needle; The hole can't be smashed, and the temple fell down seven walls with one stick. This is clearly a sign of not working hard. This explanation is reasonable enough. I don't want to go to the West with you. You put iron rings on them, and if you have nothing to do, you can recite the spell. Who can really help you? )

Xuanzang read the invitation from Black Wind Monster to Master in Jinchi, handed it to Master and asked, "Is your master a monster, too?"

Frightened, a group of monks knelt down and said, "Elder, my master is human. Nidhogg often comes to the temple to give lectures to my master, and also teaches my master some ways to cultivate his mind and convince him, so they are friends. "

Monkey also said, "These monks are not monsters, but round heads and brains. Look at the invitation. It says' waiter bear'. The black wind monster must be a black bear. "

Xuanzang said, "I heard that bears and orangutans are animals, but they can also be trained?"

The Monkey King looked disdainful and said, "My old grandson is also an animal. Didn't he become the Monkey King? As long as there are nine tricks in this world (nine tricks, that is, two eyes, two ears, two nostrils, mouth, anterior vaginal urethra, and posterior vaginal anus), you can practice longevity. "

Xuanzang said with a sad face, "You just said that he is as capable as you. How did you defeat him and get the cassock back? "

Monkey said, "Don't worry about it, I have an idea."

In the evening, Xuanzang thought about his cassock and couldn't sleep. The sky in the east was as white as a fish's belly. He woke Monkey and said, "Wukong, it's dawn. Go and find the cassock." Brother Monkey pushes a macho man to jump.

After breakfast, Monkey said to the monks, "Be kind to my master. I'm leaving. "

Xuanzang grabbed Monkey Brother again and panicked, "Where are you going?"

Monkey took Xuanzang by the hand and said, "Master, do you think this is Kannonji? The Bodhisattva has been burned, but she still indulges monsters to live nearby. I went to the South China Sea to find her and asked her to ask the monster to return your cassock. "

Xuanzang was still worried and asked, "When will you come back?"

"I'll be back after dinner," Monkey said. "It won't be noon at the most." Say that finish a somersault disappeared.

The Bodhisattva saw Monkey and asked, "What are you doing here?"

"My master went to spend the night in your temple," Monkey replied, "but you were lucky to leave a black bear beside you and cast my master's cassock. I don't care whether you come or not. "

The Bodhisattva said, "You monkey are so rude. Hey. Xiong Jing stole your vestments. Do you want it from me? It's not to show off your wealth, let the villain see it, and set you up to harm your master and apprentice. You didn't do anything good either. You lost your temper, burned my temple and hit me. "

When Monkey heard this, he knew that the Bodhisattva's door was clear. He quickly knelt down and said, "All right, Bodhisattva, forgive me. I'm afraid I can't get the cassock, and Master will recite the mantra later. That's why I came to trouble Bodhisattva. You have many adults. Please help me so that we can continue our way. "

"That monster is as good as you," said the Bodhisattva. Forget it. For Tang Priest's sake, I'll help you. They went to black wind mountain together.

Flying, Monkey saw a Taoist priest on the hillside with a plate with two pills in it. Monkey went down with a stick and killed the Taoist priest.

The Bodhisattva was frightened and said, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Why are you so confused? He didn't steal your vestments. Why did you kill him? "

Monkey said, "Bodhisattva, he is a friend of the black bear spirit. I've seen him before. He's a bad guy. Today he will celebrate the life of the black bear essence. "

"Oh, I see," said the Bodhisattva.

When they looked over, the Taoist priest became a surging wave. There is a word on the short board next to it, which says "Xu Ling Character System".

Monkey rolled his eyes and had another idea. He told the bodhisattva this and that, and the bodhisattva understood. Monkey ate one and turned it into one, slightly bigger than that one. Bodhisattva turned into a Taoist according to Monkey's words and went to the Black Wind Tunnel to celebrate the birthday of the Black Wind Monster.

The monkey also praised it. "It's true, I don't even know if a bodhisattva is a monster or a monster or a bodhisattva."

Bodhisattva did not forget to be a pioneer, saying, "Bodhisattva is still a demon, only for a while."

Bodhisattva carried the monkey into the black wind tunnel, looked at the furnishings in the cave, and then thought of the mountain scenery. He felt happy: "This monster has occupied this cave, but he has some hearts."

When Black Wind Monster saw Xu Zi, the spirit of Bodhisattva, he didn't realize its existence and was polite to each other.

The Bodhisattva said, "Your Majesty, take this pill." After that, he took out the one that Monkey changed and handed it to Blackwind.

Black wind is very polite. "Okay, okay." He pointed to another road and said, "Wear the same clothes." As soon as his neck was lifted, Monkey got into his stomach.

Monkey got into the belly of the Black Wind Monster and showed his true colors. There was a lot of tossing in it, and he even said, "Give me back the cassock, or I'll weave one out of the material in your stomach."

The black wind rolled on the ground in pain. The Bodhisattva told the Black Wind Monster to return to the cassock, and Monkey emerged from his nostrils.

Bodhisattva watched Lengzi pull out a gold hoop and put it on the head of Black Wind Monster. The monster got up and was about to make a determined effort. The bodhisattva had already flown into the air when she circled. She opened her mouth to say a spell, and Blackwind dropped the guy and rolled on the ground again.

The monkey was psychologically balanced this time and was overjoyed.

The Bodhisattva gave up studying and asked, "Are you convinced?"

The black wind monster said with a mouthful: "I am convinced and willing to convert to Buddhism."

Monkey didn't breathe yet, and he swung like he was going to kill Blackwind. Bodhisattva quickly stopped him and said, "Don't kill him, I'm still useful. My back hill is unguarded. Let him be a mountain keeper. "

Monkey still flattered, "Bodhisattva is so merciful. If I knew this spell, I wouldn't want to die. "

The Bodhisattva took away the Black Wind Monster, and Monkey took the cassock and went back to find Xuanzang. They parted ways.

Exactly: the devil comes true, returns to the sea, and the empty door is restored.

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