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Chapter one lovelorn
The first time I was lovelorn, I understood that men are mean.
Second lovelorn, I understand, men are visual animals.
The third lovelorn, I understand that men think with their lower bodies.
The fourth lovelorn, I see, men are like fucking shadows. The more you chase him, the more you run away. Instead, he came back after you.
Until the seventh lovelorn, I finally figured it out. Men are like clothes. They need to be replaced for a long time to keep fresh. No one can wear a dress all his life.
In the bar, Jay and I had a big drink to celebrate my seventh lovelorn.
Jie said, "Xiao Qi, we are not sad. We're just one person. Let's hurry up and find you ten eight, whatever you choose. "
I said, "Jay, you said we are twins, but why are you better-looking than me? If I look like you, my husband can't run away with other women. The most hateful thing is that that woman is still my classmate+friend+neighbor+colleague. "
Jie said, "Xiao Qi, let's lose weight. After losing weight, you will be a standard beauty. Then we will seduce the man back and dump him, seduce him, dump him, seduce him, dump him until I feel happy. "
I said, "Chun, I really have you. I see. The most poisonous woman ...