When the weather is too hot, I will run naked at home.
I often feel that being a girl is very troublesome.
I like to tilt my head and pour the chips in my bag into my mouth.
I like chatting online or swearing at ordinary times.
I would also like to eat hot pot without air conditioning in summer.
7 can change the water dispenser bucket by yourself.
Love to play online games such as Warcraft and League of Legends.
It's too late to go to bed without washing.
10 doesn't like makeup and rarely takes selfies.
1 1 It's easy to be friends with boys.
12 likes to cross your legs or shake your legs when eating out.
13 thinks shopping is a trouble.
14 seldom goes to barber shops, nail salons and beauty salons.
15 eating apples is usually washed and eaten directly.
16 I often don't wash my face or hair at home.
17 Take your own luggage when traveling abroad.
18 Girls who don't like shyness and hair loss feel melodramatic.
19 Even high heels dare to chase the subway bus.
Dare to order a big meal when the opposite sex is present.
Woman, tell me.
1, I want to be together all my life, but time has become a killer of love.
2. The woman who can be hard, soft, provocative, charming and proud is the most worthy of you.
There must be a girl like me who sweats after getting dressed in the shower.
4. Simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
6. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.
7. Don't chase a boy with an iphone6. He has no kidney.
If my name can decide my fate, I want to change my name to Qian Duoduo.
9. Don't play hooligans with female hooligans. You never know how rogue she is.
10 I found that even if you can abandon the whole world, you must still have a brother in your heart.
1 1. I woke up in the morning and found that I had muscles. My mother smiled and was bitten by a mosquito.
12, it's the emotion that's hard to rush, and you can't hit it.
13, it doesn't matter to lose you, but the sunshine is no longer warm, and the excitement has nothing to do with me.
14, you said that before you turn over, the salted fish will turn over, and it will still be salted fish.
15, I thought I was invisible, so others couldn't find me. It's no use.
16. Fools monitor their minds with their bodies, while wise men monitor their bodies with their hearts.
17, mom and dad, no car, no house, wide interests, kind-hearted.
18, it doesn't matter if you don't like me. I'll ask my son to pick up your daughter in the future.
19 In fact, people throw eggs at me, and they are also happy to receive flowers.
Before I missed a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so I visited the Great Wall again.
2 1, my buddy's greatest wish is: beautiful women don't wear clothes!
22. The bamboo chopper wanted to listen to the melodious flute, but it hurt the bamboo's heart.
23. The strong are not without tears, but can run forward with tears in their eyes.
24. I didn't take medicine when I got up in the morning. I feel cute!
25. You are not a born king, but you can have the temperament of a king.
26. In bed, practice is the only criterion to test kung fu.
27. Some people can't eat at most; Looking at you, you have to spit out what you ate the year before last!
28. Those who rain without an umbrella are hooligans and always get wet.
29. Although I am not yet 18 years old, I can't stop the arrival of love after all.
30, everyone else is pretending, I'm not a cow, I can only pretend.
3 1, children regard toys as friends, and adults regard friends as toys.
32. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!
Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.
34. Big money: robbing the rich to help the poor is the gentlest way.
35, embrace the only you in the world, hopelessly firm.
36. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife. It only takes three knives to chop people.
37. God didn't take special care of me, nor abandoned me, just playing with me.
38. I wanted to be a lady, but life forced me to be a bitch.
39. Instead of praying for a plain life, pray for yourself to become stronger.
I like you like a madman, but you can't see like a blind man.
4 1. Why does God always doze off when I am unlucky?
42. Eldest brother, I heard that second brother's meat is more expensive than master's.
43. I would rather be funny with a woman than be a girlfriend with a goddess.
44. When I can't find the long and short sides of the quilt, I feel that the whole person is making Indian cakes.
45, work, take a step back and broaden the horizon; Love, take a step back and broaden the horizon.
46. When a girl runs, her chest will be automatically set to vibration mode.
You don't have to comment on my quality. Different ways, no common goal.
48. It's best not to use your own photos, otherwise it's unlucky to go offline.
49. A house and a song made me fall asleep and forget my troubles.
50, cheap words engraved on your face, which have my share!
5 1, you are like a Rubik's cube, turning past lives around and finally remaining indifferent.
52. When others get angry and drunk, I get angry and buy drinks to fill my stomach.
53. Sorry, public toilets are not suitable for your gender.
54. Listen or don't listen. The teacher is here. Don't leave before class is over.
55, don't say anything before the exam, four words: insist!
56. The whole city is watching the rain, and only I am watching to see if you have an umbrella.
If you can't see my gorgeous sky, why should I explain my difference?
58, I posted the pulse on the computer, just to get a better network speed.
59. Life is too short to leave a minute for someone who makes you unhappy.
60. The belief in success is like an alarm clock in the brain, which will wake you up when you need it.
6 1, don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.
62, either love or hate, don't fucking give me pity!
The power of mistress seems irresistible to most people.
64. The blind man made a wish to God if he gave me three days of light. I want to blind everyone.
65. Your shoulders and mine are all black and blue, and we haven't seen the sparks yet!
66. In the dream, you are all outside the dream, and only you are in your mind.
67. Only by cutting off your own retreat can you win a better way out.
Let me know if you have any difficulties, but I can't help you anyway.
69. If life is like the first time, you are pushing the tower and I am walking the line.
70. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.
7 1. When we learn bird language, we can't achieve positive results until we become bird people.
72. Sometimes, I just want someone to hold me tight until my mood really gets better.
73. Even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: You are an uncle!
74. I'm sorry, not that I don't want to fall in love, but that I'm afraid of hurting people I shouldn't hurt.
75. Women are only men's faces, and money and power are men's backbones.
No matter where we are, we can play the spirit of thick skin.
77. How many secrets does a person need to hide in order to spend his life skillfully?
78. If the miracle has not yet appeared, God has given you a chance to create a miracle.
79. The school pays money so frequently that my parents think I'm taking drugs.
80, risk, I endure, plot against, I also endure, hey, you should use the honey trap.
8 1, as a typical loser, you are really successful.
82. The best wishes are not written on greeting cards, but in the remarks column of transfer.
83. It is not necessarily a good thing for everyone to stand on one side, such as standing on the side of a ship.
84. Good-looking funny is funny, and ugly funny is swearing.
Ordinary people, don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.
Talking about women.
1. divines often places her hopes on others, even if such hopes are illusory. The woman fights for everything, big and small, even if it is not her own. Every female man was a goddess before he became a female man, but later, he was cocooned by life.
2. Women should be broad-minded and don't care about smelly men.
3. A woman appears because she feels insecure.
4. The female man's stunned eyes betrayed their looks!
Reality forces me to be a woman, so I have no choice but to cooperate!
Ladies, only gynecologists can treat you as women now.
7. Actually, no one is a big woman or a small woman, a woman or a lovely girl. It's just that the mask has been worn for a long time. A woman needs someone to discover her charm and gentleness, and a lovely girl needs someone to see her courage and responsibility. It's not that I haven't been gentle, but no one has noticed.
8. Female men are all pretending, and they all have beautiful imaginations in their hearts.
9. Every invulnerable woman has been soft-hearted and sick.
10. In front of you, I pretend to be gentle. However, in the eyes of my best friend, I am a woman.
1 1. A female man's "I'm fine" is more distressing than a lovely girl's "I'm so sad".
12. All female men are actually driven to the Liangshan Mountains.
13. The most vulnerable woman in the world is called a woman …
14. Not gentle, because I haven't met anyone who can make me gentle. I am a woman, but I also need a man.
15. The goddess does not understand the sadness of diaosi, and the male god does not understand the gentleness of the female man.
16. I met a woman because she didn't like you at all.
17. Behind every woman, there is a girl's heart and a fiery tenderness. It's just too deep
18. A woman is a woman, and there is no such thing as a man, if you insist that you are a man! Now let's go out for a drink with bare arms! I have nothing to say about it. I only know the fact that there are no women in this world.
19. I'm a man, and I want to find a woman and have a little man.
20. Love women's independence, strength, frankness and courage.
2 1. There are no men in the city, so I have to be a woman myself. Gentle girls are gentle to everyone, and women are only gentle to heroes. So, it's not that I'm not feminine.
22. All female men have a girl's heart full of stubble.
23. Women are always the most naive, and ladies can be vicious. If one day you have to choose between trusting someone and opposing someone, please be sure to trust women, because they won't lie!
24. Every female man appears because there is no real man around to protect him.
25. Always remember that you are a lady and then fight like a woman.
Talk about a woman.
Talk about a woman.
1, many people always say that women are good girls, but I think men are more annoying than green tea bitches! Green tea bitches are pretentious and pretentious, but aren't men bitches also scheming? Doing the work of language interpretation under the banner of a good friend, and making out with a boyfriend with a girlfriend without hesitation. Finally, I said innocently that we are just good buddies. Don't get me wrong, he likes you best, hehe, only the most annoying is not more annoying!
2. Why, why do you often need a woman? Is the female man really good? In fact, it should be that a woman who combines rigidity and softness is better and more needed.
If I don't mention water, no one in the office will drink water. If I don't boil water, no one will be thirsty. It doesn't matter. I have a bucket in each hand. I should only exercise my arm endurance. What if I'm not a woman?
It's not easy to be outside. You have to eat all the pain yourself. A pure little girl was forced to be a woman alive. Therefore, the grievances have to be swallowed by themselves, and no matter how strong the heart is, it can't resist the thorny things. It seems that those who cry into tears can only swallow it back by themselves, and the beauty of the world is once again broken. What else is there? Come on, I'll get it.
5. It suddenly occurred to me that I fell in love with an actor. His fame is not very strict, but he is a piece of fat paper with medium value. Many actors who grew up watching don't like to brush his Weibo every day. He may be a drama actor, because I'm not sure I know him, but I just like him, but he certainly won't like me. A woman with a beard is doomed to be lonely!
6. People who love you can always beat you. We came to this world alone to find someone who can take care of ourselves when we were young. The person who loves you, no matter how independent you are, will still take care of you as a child. People who don't love you will only think that you are a woman, omnipotent and don't need to care at all!
7. On this day, Dai Yue went out and didn't get home until midnight. My sister Lin's old bones is exhausted! ! ! Really, the goddess' illness, the woman's life!
8. I suddenly feel bad about these women. Although they are full of positive energy, they don't need others to feel bad. Well, I'm a little worldly again. Without a small piece of tooth, the whole mouth is uncomfortable.
9. When I was studying politics, I always thought I was a weak little girl, but as soon as I switched to high school, I lifted my hair and calculated that I was still a woman.
10, our class is 1 1 boys and 42 girls. At the class meeting last night, in order to open our imagination, the teacher asked our classmates, please describe our class in one sentence. As soon as a woman opens her mouth, she comes out, and yin flourishes and yang declines. A boy gave a wonderful answer. Why didn't you say it was running?
1 1, I often say that I am a woman, and I always say that I look like a boy under the banner of boys' good friends, but I love to spoil other people's boyfriends in private. Don't get too close between people. Too far will hurt, too close will hurt. No matter how good feelings are, they also need distance. No matter how close the relationship is, you must have yourself. A friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, but a friendship between villains is as sweet as cucumber.
12, I have to reflect on my life! ! ! I have changed a lot from last year to this year. I used to be a completely harmless woman, but now I am completely disconsolate. I just feel suddenly completely helpless and evacuated. My heart hurts! I am a fragile person, sometimes I forget myself proudly. How can I be strong when I am frustrated?
13, I bought the book for a few days, but I haven't had time to read it after turning over a few pages. If I had diarrhea better, I would have had it three times in the morning, unlike before when I farted and brought some out, and I didn't have time to change diapers. Children are particularly prone to cry when they are sick, and their heads will be blown off, directly turning the old lady from a woman into a superwoman.
14, a senior girl, I also enjoy it.
15, if you want to be a quiet woman, you have to be a talkative Miss Jiao.
16, I am a woman. Why should I be sent to take a taxi by you? If I spend two more months taking a taxi, I will never be laughed at by taxi drivers again. I really want to say the fact that I was born in 8th grade, that is, I was born in 8th grade when I was at school, and then I had to smile. I worked for four years, and then Barabara was sent here. Isn't it the result of two people being late and drunk?
17, no one protects my soft sister, so I can only teach myself to be a woman.
18, dreaming of myself and the big boy with a shy smile for three consecutive days. Maybe I'm really tired during this time. I haven't forgotten it and I don't want to forget it. Please allow me to be melodramatic for a while. When I feel like crying, I still make the bed and clean up. Nothing can't go on, it was and it is now.
19 I thought that the phrase "losing someone is like suddenly losing your armor and losing your weakness" was especially for people who are desperate in love, but I just found out these days that I really lost my weakness, but I gradually built my own armor. Without one person, the world would be gone. Without one person, the world is bigger. I want to be a strong, willful and proud person.
20. I am a versatile woman. The patient's TV is broken, so he will call the nurse. The air conditioner is broken, so he will call the nurse. I'm amazing. Oh, I feel great. There is nothing I can't do!
2 1, Sue lobbied girls in Henan to be tough, but I don't think so. I am gentle. Hehe, I want to say it's because I'm not familiar with my sister. Actually, my sister is also a woman.
22. I can be a woman or a lady, but it depends on who you are and your attitude!
23. I didn't know until after the experience that I am not a Transformers, and not everything can be regarded as an indifferent woman. No one was there when I was injured, and then I just wanted to say thank you, Tucki, who was willing to fight for me. Really, the first time, the first person.
24, the first impression is really important, the first time I saw someone wearing this, I have always been regarded as a woman, no matter how cute it is.
25. How nice it is to be a quiet and lovely girl and never be a woman again.
26. I never deny that I am a woman. I have been used to independence since I was a child. I don't like being too dependent on others. I like to get it by myself. Perhaps the pride and self-esteem revealed in this bone are too strong, but I don't think this is a bad thing. This will be the driving force for you to keep working hard for it and constantly improve your own value. The real challenge is to study from now on and redouble your efforts. I don't want to be a woman, I want someone to spoil me!
28. No one treats anyone as a fool. If you are clever and careful, I will treat you as young and ignorant and too lazy to care about it. But, big brother, even if people around me usually respect me as a man, I am also a female man with a heart like a tiger and a nose like a rose. You can see what you have, nothing, not to mention that I am not a fool, so don't do those useless things.
29. There are three things that women can't stop. First, we have to learn, second, we have to be beautiful, and third, we have to make money. Learning can improve temperament, beauty can bring confidence, and independence can be respected, so age is not an excuse. No matter what age, you should have requirements for yourself. You must go out beautifully every day, work like a woman and live like a goddess!
30. I always thought I would meet someone who was unconditionally kind to me, but I was still wrong. No one will tolerate my little willfulness and unreasonable behavior. I'm still alone. All men in the world are unreliable, except my father. I must be strong and make myself strong. I finally understand why so many women in the world are forced by men. I always believe that I am right not to go to Guangdong, and my father's worry is not necessary.
3 1, so tired, I feel a little broken. Even if I am a woman, I have to do so many things alone, and sometimes I feel helpless. Finally, I can understand how difficult it is to stick to it. I can tutor my children at home. Why should I fight for breath to start my own small business? I didn't ask for it.
32. I am neither a woman nor a weak woman. I didn't understand women's bole, and I didn't cherish Lin Daiyu's precious brother. It's really embarrassing to be caught in the middle.
33, wasted by life, dropping a few tears is nothing, patting your knees and standing up is another good woman! ! ! !
34. I suddenly felt a little depressed and couldn't even climb up. I am completely different from the image of the female man two days ago. I got up in the morning and sat in a daze for 10 minutes. I didn't want to pack up and go to work. I have to sigh, it is simply a god-like existence!
Frightened by the dark side of this city, I suddenly seem so small. I feel very weak and sad. It seems that I don't have enough ability to protect myself, and my sense of security has plummeted. I really want to train myself to be a woman and know some martial arts. Go to be strong and try to reassure yourself.
36, you are here, I just don't have to move anything, just follow the soft sister paper; Without you, I am just a woman who greets people while pulling luggage. I am who I am, and I am a different firework.
37. What is a woman? He carried 50 kilograms of rice to the fourth floor, and his feet were still shaking and stiff. . . It's really heavy It's really powerful to see others carry it on their backs so easily.
38. Weak girls write about themselves differently. For the sake of honor, they gave up their weak appearance and became women. They run hard and stay ahead at the finish line!
39. Today I tell you the truth. Many people say that they like women and men like Gianna Jun. Goodbye, Mr. Loser's sculpture is called wooden pier. Many people dare not say.
40. A woman who can't be a lady has the inner contradiction of a little girl.
4 1, I don't have a strong perfume smell, but a clear fragrance of laundry detergent. I won't play coquetry with you, I will only shout loudly and call you home for dinner. I don't have beautiful, slender and smooth hands, only rough hands covered with cocoons. I am not as perfect as you think, and I don't know if I am a good girl in your eyes, but I am a woman, not Bai Lianhua.
Everyone is training for the sports meeting. However, I threw a solid ball after practicing for the female man. After all, I have physical advantages.
43. I found that I am really an all-round woman, and I know nothing about heating, sewers and light bulbs.
44. Even if you do your best, you can't give it to the people around you, let alone warm him with all the warmth. In the end, you are neither a lovely girl nor an omnipotent woman. After all, you are just an incompetent person.
45. One step closer to that woman, I can actually set up a wireless router.
46. If you don't take medicine, your brain is like a bomb. My health is really getting worse. How to be a woman?