Time: On the eve of Nurses' Day in 2007

Location: Outside the hospital office

Character: Aunt, about 60 years old, a recovered patient who came to the hospital to pay back the money, hereinafter referred to as Da.

Xiao Li, male, about 30 years old, was the attending doctor during my aunt's hospitalization, hereinafter referred to as Li.

Xiaoshi, female, in her early 20 s, was the responsible nurse of her aunt during her hospitalization, hereinafter referred to as Shi.

Pull up the curtains, auntie.

Big: Hello everyone, good leading comrades (bow). (Yun Bai) Don't laugh at me as an old mother. I thought I was a flower. Just because the hospitalization fee 1800 yuan started a few days ago, there was not enough money to pay the bill. I didn't have the law at that time, so I put the money at the cashier's office and wiped my feet-quietly, it was really a trick-shy to pull the melon, hee hee. (White) Ha, when I borrowed some money to settle the medical expenses today, the cashier said I would settle the medical expenses. Luo said, I will watch carefully and silently. Who will this person be and who will pay for my medical expenses? Dr. Xiao Li must have treated me. Let's talk about this Dr. Xiao Li. (Bai Yun) He is tall, big and handsome. Ah, I'm twenty years younger, and I want to marry him. Hee hee. (White) I'm so angry. I went to him and paid him back 200 yuan. Goodbye! Hey, the doctor's office is here. Dr. Li, Dr. Li wears glasses. Dr. Li, it's not your problem. What about the big doctor Xiao Li? You didn't feed him either. Where are the glasses? Big doctor Xiao Li.

Li: Aunt, is that you?

David Attenborough: Yes, yes, you remember me.

Li: Yes, you didn't tell me when you left the hospital the other day. Tell me and I'll give you a ride.

Rita: I'll tell you, how can I get out?

Li: What are you talking about?

Rita: Oh, I mean, I'm embarrassed to pull melon, so I can't be embarrassed to tell you.

Li: Aunt, you are a stranger at your age. Oh, you came today, and your hand hurts again?

Rita: no, no. I came to see you today.

Li: Oh, come on, come on, let's go to the office first.

I won't go to the office. I don't work, I just do some personal things. I will go to any office.

Li: Personal? Oh, aunt, take your time and see what I can do for you.

David Attenborough: I can help. In this case, if others can't help, you can help.

Li: Oh, aunt, then tell me, what is it?

Da: Well, first of all, I was hospitalized the other day, and I hurt you. Thank you (bowing).

Li: Auntie, Auntie, please don't use this number. Saving lives is our job, but we should do it.

Rita: it is also what we should do to thank the doctor for his kindness.

Li: OK, auntie, you go first, and then there will be a second one.

Da: Well, the second thing is that you paid me 200 yuan for hospitalization, and I will pay you back. Thank you very much to Dr. Luo and Xiao Li.

Li: Hospitalization fee?

Rita: well, my hospitalization fee was less than 200 yuan, so the general asked me if I counted it. Luo said, I guessed at once, it must be that you put me on the mat, and others will be nice to me.

Li: Aunt, do you mean to pay the bill when you leave the hospital?

Li: Yes.

Li: What happened later?

Rita: Then I put the money there and spilled it quietly.

Li: Oh, what happened?

Big: In the back, in the back, not today. I borrowed 200 yuan to pay the bill. Yes, the cashier said that my medical expenses have been settled, Luo said.

Li: Oh, this is good.

Rita: I guessed it was you who padded me. Come on, let me give you your money back.

Li: Hey, auntie, listen to me, listen to me.

Da: Needless to say, don't say anything, just take the money first.

Li: Hello, auntie, not hello.

Big shot: Yeah, hey, why not? Keep walking.

Li: Oh, aunt, what about you? I didn't pay the hospitalization fee.

Big: Ah, not you.

Li: Auntie, it's really not me.

David Attenborough: What, will it be the one that will relax me?

Li: Oh, it should be the nurse who takes care of you.

Li: Xiaoshi.

Rita: Yes, yes, it must be Luo this time. Every time, this little baby is good-looking and good-tempered. When nursing me, she was not afraid of hardship and was not too dirty. She is a girl who belongs to me.

Li: Auntie, I'll call Xiaoshi out and ask him.

Da: breathe out, breathe out. I haven't seen you for days, but I still miss her.

Li: Xiaoshi-Xiaoshi-

S: (going out) What's the matter, Dr. Li?

Li: Look, aunt is coming.

Shi: Oh, auntie, there you are. Your hand is finished.

Rita: OK, OK, OK, I really hurt you.

Shi: Aunt, I don't know the number. Should we greet you?

David Attenborough: Ah, ah, I'm sorry to have caused you so much pain.

Shi: Auntie, as long as you do well, we will be happy.

Li: Xiao Shi, my aunt said it was her. What about hospitalization expenses?

S: Yes, auntie, I was just about to come to your house after work.

It would be better if you came.

Rita: Ah, come to my house and ask me for money. Needless to say, I will get 200 yuan from you. I'll pay you back first.

Shi: No, auntie, you didn't give me my money back. I gave it back to you. I said I would see you after work. I saved all my money. Hey, I'll pay you back first.

Big: It's me. Here you are.

It's me. Here you are.

I'll give it back to you.

I'll pay you back.

Big: I'll get back to you.

I'll pay you back.

Li: Hey, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, um, Xiaoshi, what's going on?

S: This is the number. Aunt gave the cashier 1600 yuan when she was discharged from the hospital, but she didn't settle the bill. Later, I settled 8 10 yuan for her, leaving 990 yuan. I'm angry and I want to get back at her.

Da: Xiao Li, she is lying to you. I asked Luo that the hospitalization fee 1800 was less than 200. How can there be more than 900 yuan left?

Li: Aunt, Xiaoshi won't lie to you. You are an old man, so it is wrong to fool you.

Big shot: So you two look at me, Zi Mu, and charge me less for medical expenses, right?

Shi: Aunt, it's this number. Originally, your medical expenses were 1800 yuan, but your family participated in the cooperative medical insurance in Luoxin rural area, and you can be reimbursed 55% when you come to our hospital, so it was only 8 10 yuan. You stop at the cashier 1600 yuan, and there is 990 yuan left.

Li: Aunt, does this size suit you?

Big: it's not appropriate either. How about the new rural cooperative medical system? One person in my family wants ten dollars, and that's all?

Li: Well, aunt, you can apply for up to 8,000 yuan a year to join the new rural cooperative medical system.

Da: You only need to pay 10 yuan to quote so much. How can your hospital afford this amount?

Shi: Auntie, it was not posted by our hospital, but subsidized by the state and governments at all levels.

Big: Ah, then the country and government will be solid and good for us farmers. In recent years, we don't have to pay taxes for farming, but we have to pay money, which makes our medical expenses worse.

Li: Yes, Auntie, the Party and the government always care about our common people.

Shi: Aunt, just trust me this time.

Big: Believe it or not.

Shi: Nuo, this is yours. Take the money.

Rita: ah, it's really not a precaution. It's true that I did a lot to pay back some money.

Shi: Aunt, in two days, when our country is more developed and stronger, we will realize universal medical security, so you won't have to pay a penny for starting over.

Big: What's good? I just can't clap my hands anymore. It hurts when I clap.

Li: Aunt, what she means is universal health insurance. No, no, I told you to start over.

Rita: I know, I know, I'm just teasing her.

H: Ha ha ha ha.

Shi: Aunt, take a walk and have a drink in the office.

David Attenborough: No, I will come back here.

Li Heshi: What are you up to?

Big: I will go back to promote the new socialist countryside, cooperate with medical insurance, and go to Chinese medicine hospital when I am hospitalized. Goodbye.

Li Heshi: Hahahaha, hey, auntie, auntie!

Big shot: Anything else?

S: There is still a curtain call.

Curtain call, the play is over.