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9% are perverts and women,
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9% is WeChat business!
2. Listen to some aunts talking about life on the subway.
Regarding the second child, an aunt said, "You should have one.
Second, look at Wu Dalang. Without Song Wu, who would avenge him? "
Education is your means of transportation.
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5 is a supersonic plane,
2 1 1 One is a passenger airliner and the other is a high-speed rail.
The second is Pukuai,
Three books are green, and their specialty is riding motorcycles.
My friend described the reason why he left his job like this: my job is cheap and abundant.
A friend asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery before, and the whole operation was quite successful. I can't recognize who lent me money anymore.
When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn't expect it to be easily realized with my mobile phone. There are quite a lot of choices.
7. Look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this illusion does not exist every day.
It is difficult to find a job, but it is not difficult to find a boyfriend. If you can't support people by working, change your mind and let men support you.
9. I just weighed myself and found that I lost weight 10 kg. A closer look reveals that I forgot to bring my gold chain. I have been very busy this day.
X. What's wrong with being ugly? As long as you don't look in the mirror, it's not yourself that is disgusting.
1 1. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.
12. Our father can change light bulbs, repair electrical appliances and cook. In the future, the father of the child will only play the king, eat chickens and have girls.
Thirteen. She is you.
I am the girl who can't buy ten golden mountains.
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Dad who can't drink ten bottles of wine.
14. Same laziness, but giant pandas and pigs are completely different. After all, this is a world of looking at faces.
15. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing your hair, but getting rich is far easier than getting rich. The reality is cruel, you have to live with temperature.
Sixteen years old. I leave
The last time I spent 5 million yuan was in an afternoon, and I was stuck side by side by an armored car.
17. The core of grassroots dinner is rice, the core of elite dinner is bureau, and the core of celebrity dinner is celebrity.
Eighteen. Young people have
Idolatry, Mahjong and the glory of the king are three things you can't touch. The more you touch them, the more interesting it is to be alone.
19. Still dream, or you will tell others if you drink too much.
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10. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.
2 1. "You are snowing in the sunny south, and I am in the cold night in the north.
The seasons are like spring. "This is a story about northerners laughing at southerners without heating.
Twenty-two I am ugly, so I need to buy beautiful clothes so that I can be ugly and beautiful.
Twenty-three Someone asked me why my skin is black. This is very interesting. White masks all ugliness. You hide your ugliness for nothing, but I'm not ugly.
24. Men, the upper body is self-cultivation, and the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.
Twenty-five The highest state of loneliness is to make friends.
30 yuan phone bill, actually used it
Three months.
Twenty-six. Young people should not care too much about their health. The disease will always get sick and die. A lot of work usually kills you.
Twenty-seven After the haircut, the barber asked me how I was doing. I lit a cigarette and said to him after a moment's silence, "Brother, it's good that you are happy."