1. Today is Valentine's Day. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I am a professional dog food seller. 2. Ugly people can't wait to find someone, while handsome people still stick to the principle of staying single. 3. Challenge singles 100 days. Today is the 25432nd day. I prefer 502 to 520. A drop is firm and will never part. 5. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead. 6. Liking someone who doesn't like himself is probably because I treat you as my life and you treat me as a disease. 7. True love is that he can pass by thousands of beautiful women with big breasts and long legs in Qian Qian and see you at a glance. 8. I kissed your face, full of cream, bb cream and sunscreen. I feel like I ate a lot of money in one bite. 9. Give me money, love or go out. Why can't you give me love and share my bread? 10,520 soon, I have a small wish that can be realized: my lover can't love my family! 1 1, don't send photos everywhere to show your love on May 20, in case you hit your face. 12, I had an accident and twisted my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you 13, I'm ready for Valentine's Day. Where can I find my boyfriend? 14. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day. 15. If he likes you, your temper is mostly called character. If he doesn't like you, even if you are as docile as a cat, he will think you have lost your hair. 16, God will not treat spoony people badly, but will only die. 17, the only thing a woman can do in her life is to lose weight. There are many benefits to losing weight. You can change clothes if you lose a little, and change husbands if you lose a lot. 18, Valentine's Day statement: I don't want to fall in love, I don't want it. 520 friends circle funny copy excerpt 2 1, others have objects, I have object legs. 2. How to live? Muddle along. I am an emotionless 99-key machine. I still can't go this year. Please come next year. I was a single pig last year and a single mouse this year. 6. I am the only one who is having a carnival party. 7, love everything in the world, there is no favorite, no exception. 8. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat. 9. It takes three minutes to make instant noodles. Do I only need one sentence to make instant noodles? 10, the girl's journey is a sea of stars, and she shouldn't die for love. 1 1, single boy named single dog, single girl named Goubuli! 12, be immersed in love between children or something, which affects my eldest brother too much. 13, the moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of me is actually single dog. 14, please don't call me single dog, my code name is "Lone Wolf". 15, be better to yourself in the future. If you can blame men, don't blame yourself. 16, when you are here, you don't need sugar in your coffee. You are born sweet. 17, your words, actions and smiles always touch my heart. 18, it doesn't matter whether you eat or not, mainly because you want to see love at close range. 19, I care about you, you care about me. This is the life I want. 20. Life has many flavors, and the sweetest and most bitter one is you. 2 1, give you a compass, lest you be spoiled by me. 22. The whole world wants to be a sweetheart, and I just want to be your sweetheart. 23. You make my whole youth brilliant, and I can only cherish it all my life. 24. Where can you hide? After all, my heart is so small. 25, Qian Shan Wanshui as a foreshadowing, you will always meet late. 26. I really want to crush happiness together and let the sweetness last for centuries. 27. I will always be loyal to myself and fly Dai Yue towards my ideal and freedom. 28. I would like to be a lamp to warm your cold and take care of your life. I am too lazy to take care of myself, but I miss you all the time. I sincerely hope that the moon can trap the earth. I wish you all the best in your life. 3 1, come and go, see you 3456 times, love you for 7890 years. It rains in every city, just as I miss you everywhere. Love is not gazing at each other, but looking at the same direction together. 34. Food and you are small snickers, and the thought of them will make my mouth rise. 35, the reason for being single so far: acquaintances are not easy to start, and strangers are not easy to talk. 36. Go to your city and blow the wind you have blown. Is this a hug? 37. If there is an afterlife, I hope that every time we meet, it will be eternal. 38. I want to hide, I want to suppress, I want to lie down in your arms for a while. I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day. 40. I want to write a story that begins with "I" and ends with "we". 4 1. Even if the world is bad, as long as you smile, it is beautiful enough. 42. After a misty rain in spring, summer, autumn and winter, I feel as deep as ever. 43, don't wait for confession, there is no April Fool's Day, and expect 520. Why don't you wash and sleep? 44. It is said that people have 206 bones, and I have 207 when the warm wind blows your skirt. 45. I am no longer a child. One lollipop can't fool me, at least three. 46. In my eyes, the world is colorful. In my heart, only you are red. Even if the whole world speaks ill of you, I will tell you love stories for the rest of my life. 48, two people in the house, three meals a day, four seasons with you, this is the best destination for love. 49. My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day, and I simply said "skip". As soon as I saw you, I was shot by an arrow. Cupid, son of a bitch, really worked hard. 5 1. Do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and will not be considered. 52. Don't ask me if I'm still alone on Valentine's Day. Nima, will I become a dog? 53. There is always someone who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him. I can't fall in love. If I were with you, what would other boys do? 55. You are a book that you can never get tired of reading. I am willing to read it carefully. Every word is precious, and every sentence enters my heart. 56. Here we are. I want to buy my boyfriend a present. Do you have any good boyfriends to recommend? I can wait for you for a long time, because I have never thought about holding anyone's hand except you. I have spent more than ten years learning Chinese, and I will use everything I have learned to express my joy for you. 59. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times. 60. You are me. I can't live in this life. Watch too much and your heart will soften. If I hold it, I will fall down. 6 1, starting a single day, Valentine's Day statement: I don't love it, I don't want it. 62. I don't like compromise, but I have compromised for you for so long with the cleanest heart. 63. Wait for someone who doesn't return. Without you, I will only dream for the rest of my life. 64. Mood is like clothes. If it is dirty, take it to wash and bask in the sun, and the sun will naturally disperse. 65. The intersection that nobody cares about is always full of flowers, just like I love you but can't speak.