After hearing this conversation, you must think it is a conversation between the boss and the employees, right? Although the old saying goes: Don't wash your dirty linen in public, it's true. This is a conversation between my sister and me.
You must be surprised to know, right? You must think my sister is a tough girl with five big and three thick. To tell the truth, in fact, my sister is not as strong as the famous little man in my class. Look at her thin face with a little red in white and a little white in red, like a big Sydney. Actually, I can't say that she is too much. Who made her 18-year-old child fat before 1 1? But she refused to admit how thin she was. She has two pet phrases: "Thin devil beauty is popular now, so when will we be born?" Well, it's not my fault to be beautiful. Who made my parents so cool and beautiful? "Look at that thin one. It is not as fat as a matchstick. It is still beautiful here! In winter, when she stood at the door and set off firecrackers, the wind was cold. I'm really worried that she will be blown away by the wind!
To say her character, it is best described by a lyric: "Persian cat lit her toes, and Persian cat guarded her love." "Of course, the last sentence is not appropriate. You must have guessed her character. Yes, she is very quiet. Why Persian cats? Did you see how light the Persian cat's feet are? Therefore, this lyric is the most appropriate to describe her.
Needless to say, you must know her characteristics. Clever, youth bean. Here are two popular words, which are just opposites. "youth bean is a fatal wound for girls!" And "youth bean is not my fault, who made me grow up?" Of course my sister believes in the latter! Who let her also youth bean patients? However, to be honest, for youth bean, she also has a lot of "running around". Say goodbye to beans today, use Dr. Li tomorrow, and maybe Man Ting the day after tomorrow! But I think my sister will definitely gain weight after using these things. Smart people must know that those cosmetics and drugs account for 50% of my sister's weight! Can you not be fat?
Needless to say, everyone can guess her hobbies. On the surface, she is proud of her light weight, but in her heart, she wants to get fat quickly, otherwise it's hard to say whether she will marry when she grows up! Therefore, her hobby is "eating", and her other mantra is: "Eating all over the world is invincible." If she eats an elephant, she will be ashamed of her appetite, but the weather is not as expected, but she can't eat fat. Although she is 1.65 meters tall, she never weighs more than 95 kilograms. However, I often flatter my sister in front of my friends. Who let the slim people in our class always envy my sister's slim figure?
She is really crazy. If she is not going to take the college entrance examination this year, she can stare at the computer screen 24 hours a day without blinking her surprisingly small eyes. Hey, this is a real computer geek! Of course, I am also a computer fanatic, and we fought a lot for computers. Although my weight is almost catching up with my sister, she is more than enough to deal with me. Every time she got the upper hand by tickling.
Students, do you call my sister "crazy"?
Oh, my "crazy sister" is back, and my sister can't read this article! Otherwise, I'll get more than I can chew.