Funny homophonic copy

1. Touching the scene, it takes two words.

When I was ten years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Who knows that cicada says she doesn't love it, but she likes it a little.

3. I am a star in the field today, and the folks passing by ask me from time to time: Is it hot in the field?

Zhuge Liang said, "Wind, you blow to the west." Wind: "You are like a fucking watermelon."

The baby eagle can't fly for a long time. What should the eagle do? Buy an eagle car.

6. I bumped into the corner of the table when I went out, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

7. If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key is to produce milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.

8. Girls who love to laugh are all in good shape. Why? They are very happy.

9. "SpongeBob, you are fired." "Crab boss." "You're welcome."

10. An ant got lost and asked another ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" The other said, "With a smile or silence."