Your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, and you can lose weight successfully. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough. The following is a funny sentence about weight loss inspiration that I shared.

Humorous sentence 1 1, the most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you" but "you have lost weight".

Even the king of Tonga ordered the whole country to lose weight.

You know, it's a shame to say "Do you have any extra-large clothes" to the salesgirl. But "the clothes here are too fat" can be said with confidence.

4. When you squeeze the bus and subway, you can do it with ease.

Garfield and Robot Cat are just cartoon characters, and we live in reality.

6. How much cosmetics have been saved by losing your face.

7. Don't wear a green down jacket, just like a watermelon, and don't wear a red one, just like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun

8. People who come face to face turn around because of appreciation rather than curiosity.

9. Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, and he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.

10, when you travel romantically, you won't smooth the back belt of your boyfriend's bike.

1 1. Now you have to pay more for smoking. Who can say that it will not be stipulated after 20 years: when buying life insurance, because it is extremely important, you will pay more?

12. Originally, this year, I was going to thin into a lightning bolt, which blinded your eyes and didn't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

13, I won't go to a men's clothing store to find a "women's dress" that suits me.

14, people who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

15, sitting in a small table and chair in a bar, you won't feel like playing bumper cars with people around you.

16, scientists say that the overweight, the shorter life expectancy!

17, people who don't dislike me when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you when I am thin.

18, thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

19, obesity is not conducive to the health of future babies.

20. I just want to play with water. How can I get stuck in the swimming ring?

2 1 Of course, fat people can be confident, but if you can't let go of your weight, then lose weight.

22. When learning snorkeling, no matter how hard the limbs are, they are all floating on the water. I was so angry that I wanted to throw myself into the river, but I still couldn't sink.

23, prove your ability: this thing can be done, nothing can be done!

24. Find a job you like and you won't be rejected because of your size.

25. In some places, when taking a hot air balloon, the weigher will write your weight on the back of your hand! ! !

26. The guests are led to the sofa, and will not be judged because of the two big pits above.

27. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

28. Think about those nicknames-

29. Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

30. I think we should all act in a movie called "In those years, we girls who couldn't lose weight". ...

3 1. Try to tie three or five sandbags to your legs. What's it like to go shopping with a heavy load?

32. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

33. Intimate contact on the beach was originally a romantic thing, but if you finally want to dig each other out of the sand, it is another matter.

Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

35. Although I am a real Madrid fan, I still want to draw a line with Cristiano Ronaldo!

36. There are two children playing hide-and-seek with you!

37, 50 years later, show your grandson your slightly yellow wedding dress: grandma's waist is only as tight as before!

38. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

39. Don't worry about spraining your ankle when you wear high heels.

40, saying that you are broad-minded and fat, you are depressed at the thought of weight!

2 1, I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly

In fact, at the moment when you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it and it will pass.

3. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

4, the appetite is under control again, eat less, what can I do, can I die? They have money to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you have to starve. If you don't embarrass yourself, others will embarrass you!

5. Be thin or die.

I like the ugly but thin woman around me wearing beautiful clothes that you can't wear?

7. I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.

8. If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to her.

9, regardless of age, beauty is a must. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women. Be thin and don't think too much.

10, still thin! Or die!

3 1, life is endless and you can't stop losing weight!

2. I want to fall in love! Be the most beautiful bride!

3. If you don't lose weight in March, you will be sad every month!

4. Ten fat people and nine lazy people.

5. Be thinner and healthier every day.

6. The fatter you get, the tighter your heart will be.

7. Burn excess fat and build a slim figure.

8, a good weight loss banner, crying to complete.

9, only the uncontrollable mouth, no fat that can't be reduced!

10, a lazy shirt is small.

1 1. Beauty always comes at a price.

12, I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice!

13, reasonable weight loss, body.

14, fat people are not eligible to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

15, let the weight reach the standard and make the body healthy.

16, an efficient and self-disciplined life, go as far as you want.

17, don't stay up late, get up early, Cheng Cheng loves you.

18, participate in healthy weight loss and enhance your charm.

19, many rooms give birth to wind, and many words are a curse to life.

20. The saliva that flows now will become the tears of tomorrow.

2 1, be yourself, because others have already done it.

22, losing weight is an excuse, no money is king.

23, don't find excuses for failure, just find reasons for success!

24, the new week, must be thin!

25. Eat one less grain of rice every day, and Xiao Yang will live in your heart.

Self-disciplined people are willing to slap themselves.

27. If you move for one more minute, your husband will be different.

28. Don't buy new clothes before losing weight!

29. The amount you eat will be weighed to you.

30. Losing weight is fat, and slimming is body.

3 1, look at your fat face, you are not qualified to eat.

32. Change the quality of life, starting with losing weight.

33, I was born and will be thin in the future!

34. Losing weight is not a sprint, but a marathon.

35. All good bodies are self-disciplined.

36. All troubles come from poverty and obesity.

Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

38. Sleeping hungry is the beginning of becoming a beautiful woman.

39, a millimeter fatter, a thousand miles uglier.

40. Being fat is called living, while being thin is called rebirth.

4 1, you are already a fat man who has passed through the dirt of the air suit!

2. No matter how you lose weight, you will be absolutely successful as long as you don't control the rebound!

3. Spiritual beauty is more important than external beauty, but isn't it better to have the best of both worlds?

If you are hungry, look in the mirror, you fat bitch!

Garfield and Robot Cat are just cartoon characters, and we live in reality.

6, women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.

7. What's the difference between people who can't control their appetite and animals?

8. Be thin when you die. If you are not as thin as 90, you will be unhappy. I lost weight and came back.

9. I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly

10, those who don't stop eating now will reap 10 Jin tomorrow.

1 1, eat under the pretext of "MC is coming" and "I'm afraid of unbalanced nutrition"! Fat man!

12, youth is only once, and we can't waste it! We should have gorgeous youth!

13, the current food, but unmoved, this is the highest level of weight loss.

14. Prove your ability: Can you lose weight and what can't you do?

15, I will strictly observe and form the eating habit of "eat early, eat well at noon and eat less at night".

16, if you tell me that you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.

17, stop eating, stop eating! Please. Please do it again!

18, don't just fantasize about losing weight and not working hard.

19, take fat as the enemy and lose weight every minute until tears fall.

20, lose weight, wear high heels without worrying about spraining your ankle.

2 1, I don't eat because "MC is coming" and "I'm afraid of unbalanced nutrition", fatty.

Hungry or ugly? I want to be thin! Be beautiful!

23, pig fat can sell more money, can you sell money when you are fat? Fat people are less valuable than pigs.

24. Seeing beautiful women living one by one is more moist. Why?

25. Do you know how people get through seeing others lose weight with envy?

26. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people.

27. Beautiful clothes in the mall. Don't you want to wear it?

28. I want to prove to others that I can! Where is your ambition?

You should have more self-control in order to love your friends.

30. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

3 1, fat people are not eligible to eat! You must lose weight.

32. Think about the way others look at the extinction of dinosaurs.

33, other women can lose weight, why can't you! Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?

34. Fat people are not hard on themselves, and others will be hard on you.

35, male) can't be fat, and there is no object when you are fat.

36. At that time, the person who vowed that "I want to lose weight and I must succeed"-it was you!

People who want to lose weight, have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless.

38. What can you do if you love to eat more and eat less? Will you die?

39. Fat people are kind-hearted even if their hearts are too beautiful. That shameful title will never be removed.

40. If you want to lose weight, don't always make excuses for yourself. If you have less ink, you will die decisively?

4 1, fat man has no future, no matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!

42. People can't be thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!

If a woman can't control her weight, how can she control her life!

44. Treat all delicious food as poison, and resolutely don't look, take or eat.

45. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It won't hurt to eat less.

5 1. Take part in slimming and shaping to reach the devil's figure.

2, for the tall thing of losing weight, wait until you are full and study hard.

3, let the weight reach the standard and make the body healthy.

The girl who wants to lose weight and eat like crazy is just talking.

5, fashion weight loss, perfect shaping.

6. I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you in my body.

7, health first, perseverance.

8. Don't just fantasize about how thin you are without trying.

9. Happy weight loss, happy weight loss.

1 0, all my troubles are in my heart, no wonder I can't lose weight.

1 1, the excess fat was lost and the weight was not overweight.

People who say I don't need to lose weight are bad people.

1 3, resolutely lose weight! My body is my decision.

1 4, I'd rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince riding a white horse.

1 5, participate in healthy weight loss and enhance your charm.

1 6, summer is here again, it's time to lose weight! Do you have like-minded friends?

1 7. When you walk, your boyfriend can take care of your waist.

1 8, fat people are not eligible to eat! Must lose weight!

1 9, stick to it no matter how difficult it is! No excuses.

Don't lose weight in April and May, but be sad in June and July!

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