3. Pretending while playing games is actually putting the book aside and secretly reciting it and rolling to death.

My roommates are asleep, so I secretly drink carbonated drinks to take a seat in the Western Heaven and roll them to death.

5. When you draw, you listen to songs with headphones on. I secretly listened to 64 articles in high school. I did better than you in the culture class, which killed you.

6. There is a saying on the Internet that caused a buzz: the entry threshold of the unit suddenly rose from "985 per capita" to "985 master per capita", but the salary did not seem to rise.

7. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of examination papers.

8. This is not an involution, it's called learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

9. When my colleagues are off work, I will secretly work overtime to complete the performance, get the reuse of boss and kill them.

10. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children will have bigger eyes than them and will roll them to death.

1 1. The volume in the dormitory is the first!

12. Female star involution: more beautiful, more figure, more fashion and more commercial value than cargo carrying capacity. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

13. I didn't know what it meant when I first listened to the volume, but I was already involved when I listened again.

14. Under the involution, many people hold the mentality of "I would rather be exhausted than starve to death".

15. Boyfriend plays games on weekends. I studied secretly, was more educated than him, and then I didn't want him.

16. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

17. Others shit in the toilet, so I shit in the bed. It's so convenient to roll them to death.

18. If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at than to force yourself to overcome those things.

19. The developed track will be "long-lasting" at any time, and the opportunity will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

20. My roommates are all asleep. I want to study secretly. I would rather kill myself than betray my friends.

Sixty classic sentences of sand sculpture funny nonsense literary works

Classic sentences of sand sculpture funny nonsense 1 1. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

If I'm not mistaken, I must be right.

When I first went to America, I was shocked. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

If you jump from the tenth floor and nothing happens, then something should happen to you.

As long as you have some skills, you can't have no skills at all.

6.99% people don't know the correct skin care order, and only 1% people know the correct skin care order.

7. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people need to understand me and what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

8. The last time I felt so funny was the last time.

9. If you are right, you should be right.

10. Do you know that people sleep with their eyes closed?

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12. When a person dies, he will never live again.

13. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

14. This young man is very handsome with a nose and two eyes.

15. If you get up so late every time, you get up very late.

16. I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.

17. My family lost two cows, one white and the other white.

18. We will know what will happen tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

19. If there is no accident, it should be an accident.

20. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you won't be able to sleep.

Funny nonsense of sand sculpture. Classic sentence 2 2 1. Do you know that people can live to death?

22. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.

23. The fewer words, the shorter the sentence.

According to the survey, a person will only be born once in his life.

25. The last time I saw such a speechless word was the last time.

I was shocked when I went to country X for the first time. I have never seen so many X people in any country.

27. Your mother must be pregnant to give birth to you.

28. We will know tomorrow.

29. People can't stretch when they can't.

If you are my sister, we are sisters.

3 1. In fact, it can be pleasing when it is not annoying.

32. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.

33. If you fall from the floor of 100, there should be an accident without an accident.

34. You look as if you are eating.

35. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

36. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

37. If I can understand, I won't.

38. Those who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things.

39. Ginger is still old.

40. There is such a bright light at the foot of my bed. It may be moonlight.

Funny nonsense from sand sculpture classic sentence 3 4 1 I will remember your kindness before I forget it.

42. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute passes.

43. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I know what you mean.

44. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who don't.

45. You have been back for half your life.

46. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

47.24 hours of cold knowledge, one day passed.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

49. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

50. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

5 1. Even if King Lao comes, King Lao also comes.

52. I am extremely angry!

53. If you don't order, you can't order.

54. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are only two.

55. There is love in heaven, and the right path on earth is the right path.

56. You are really beautiful. There are no more or less eyes, just two.

57. congratulations I congratulate you!

Compared with the older generation, young people today are really too young.

59. The law of stocks has been found, either rising or falling.

60. People should have dreams. Only when you have a dream can you become a real dreamer.

Sand sculpture humorous homophonic terrier jokes set 80

Sand sculpture humorous homophonic joke article 1. If you don't want it, ask Cai Mao for compensation.

2. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said sadly, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

3. Shrimp and clam scored 100 at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp, "Whose did you copy?" Shrimp said, "I copied mussels."

I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and couldn't stop crying when I went back. It turned out to be such a silent bun!

5. Get off the road, Kay, Dad, get into the tower, get off the tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

6. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it quietly, fill it quietly, and leave a little secret".

Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white lady feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

8. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

9. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because it is easy for a novice to stand (stand back).

10. One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.

1 1. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

12. Even I don't care. What do you care, Italy?

13. crispy rice, dough and mud are good friends. One day, Mud asked the rice crust: What shall we do? The crispy rice said: Let's meet!

14. Crabs and clams took the exam together. When the crab was found cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied the clam." The teacher said, "You are a fart."

15. Before he died, Gong Yu said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

16. Crispy, Mianba and Mud are good friends. One day, Mianba and Mud were playing together, and Crispy called and asked, Who are you? "I am mud, do you hear? I am you, Dad. "

17. I have a group of chickens, and none of them can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

18. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root

19. When I saw Goddess online at night, I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

20. Don't love me. There is no result. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

Sand sculpture humorous homophonic joke 2 2 1. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

22. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without saying a word. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. The result was boring.

23. You don't like it, and neither do I. Who should I send the selfie to?

24. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

25. One day, an ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" Another ant said, "with a smile or … very silent."

26. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

27. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very much alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

28. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

29. I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

30. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.

3 1. There are really dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, it began to get dark one evening, and occasionally it rained in Mao Mao. My mother told me to hurry home for dinner, and I couldn't hear anything. Suddenly my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?"

32. I just ate a bad watermelon and my stomach hurts. Went to the hospital, just tasted the department.

33. "Who has a small house?" "Super crowded Saiyan."

Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't take the ball away. Don't take the ball away. Did you hear that? Please don't go.

36. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

37. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

38. Do vampires like spicy food? No, because they like blood.

39. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.

40. 17 years old, caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Who knows cicada said, "If you don't love, you just like it."

Sand sculpture humorous homophonic joke Chapter 3 4 1 I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They dispersed a long time ago.

42. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

43. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

44. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

45. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.

46. I accidentally trampled an ant to death. The little ant complained that it was the queen, and we didn't have a queen. Then she cried loudly. We really don't have a queen.

47. "How much does it cost to buy the moon?" "It's more affordable to buy in the middle of the month, because the moon on the fifteenth day is sixteen dollars."

48.you didn't stay up all night. What are you doing up late, Ollie?

49. Because he was afraid of the night, he got an overnight certificate.

50. On an island recently, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

5 1. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

52. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

53. If you don't even coax me, what are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?

I knocked over a bottle of pills, I don't know what it is. At first glance, I really want to go out.

55. The ducklings line up for their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't. The duckling says anxiously, I'm sorry if it can't align with the duck.

56. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

57. My mother looked at the menu and made it. This recipe needs to add 3-6 grams of sugar. My mother added 5 grams and is still adding. I asked my mother why she added it. My mother said it would be nice to add (at home)!

58. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

59. The teacher told us that the distance from any point on a circle to the center of the circle is equal. The content of this lesson is to guess an old Beijing food teaching circle.

60. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

Sand sculpture humorous homophonic joke 4 6 1. When the emperor came back from a private visit, the queen mother asked, "Is my son tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

Once upon a time, a snake wanted to get the brightest jewel in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that? I can't bear it.

64. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

65. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?

66. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

67. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

68. Yan Zi established Chu, and Yan Zi was humiliated and left. Hearing this, a minister who knew Yan Zi hurried to catch up and said, "Yan Zi! Yan zi! Take it! How can I live without you! "

69. The reporter asked Ceng Yi: Can you earn money by singing a few words at a time with so few lyrics? Ceng Yi: If you don't earn much, earn pocket money.

70. I am lucky to be a star when I go to work in a foreign country today. People who pass by call me Driba.

7 1. If you don't kiss me, what do you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

72. Sheriff: Everyone searches the carpets in this area! There's a thief, little policeman: it's too simple, looking for a thief!

73. I understand a truth. If people are ugly, they should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was praising my beauty.

74. Why do houses with many evil spirits in horror movies have pianos? Because "there are several demons in the piano."

75. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

76. Liaoning is the place where China admires ins style most. You can often hear such a conversation: "Do you want ins?" "Immigration and Naturalization Service"

77. The doctor prescribed some pills for me. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills crackled out. The result is a loud pill.

78. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.

80. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

Funny sentences about involution were sent to a circle of friends to collect 20 sentences.

1. Everyone is paddling for fish. I secretly studied while fishing and killed them.

I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

My roommates were all sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs, richer than them, and killed them.

4. Pretending to play games while driving timi, in fact, the mobile phone is being endorsed, secretly backed, and rolled to death.

5. Everyone is playing mobile phones. I recite English words while playing Tik Tok loudly, and roll them to death!

6. In this world of involution, some people roll into twists, while others choose to lie flat. After all, as long as I lie down by myself, no one can beat me.

7. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

9. When my colleagues are off work, I will secretly work overtime to complete the performance, get the reuse of boss and kill them.

10. Before I had time to intervene, I started mental internal friction.

1 1. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

12. When everyone is involved, I will eat and sleep on time, exercise more, keep healthy and kill them!

13. The tornado landed in xx.

14. Everyone else is lying down and sleeping. I'm different. I even rolled up the quilt.

15. Laughing to death, our school is not allowed to hang bed curtains, so we can clearly see the bunk opposite the dormitory, and then secretly roll to death.

16. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

17. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

18. My roommates are still sleeping. After eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey, I have returned to the dormitory. I shit more smoothly than them, which killed them.

19. The developed track will be "long-lasting" at any time, and the opportunity will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

20. My roommates didn't have children, so I quietly gave birth to a child and ran them over.