2, I am a thin man, I can count my ribs when I am sad!

3, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine.

There is no woman who can't marry a man, only a man who can't marry a woman.

5. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.

6. You look serious as if you can really understand people!

7. The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

8. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

I don't know much about Wu Bai, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

10, you are so charming that countless blind people compete to bend over.

1 1, you have personality, you are not tall, and your personality is still so bad.

12 Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

13, if you use the honey trap, I'll play along.

14, the flower of the motherland, I step on one when it blooms.

15, if one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

16, I think the earth is so dangerous and I miss Mars.

17, if you don't have health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

18, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

19, I don't think you are a qualified friend. You'd better be my wife!

20. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

2 1, it took me a long time to buy a mobile phone, only to realize that my words were so valuable.

22. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

23. Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

24. Old people can't fight, children can't fight, women can't fight, and men fight to the death.

25. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

26. How are you doing now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

27, where there is no cow dung in the end of the world, why unrequited love for a piece of shit.

28. Man is iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in his bones.

29. Some people are very tender, and water comes out as soon as they pinch, but I am very timid, and I bubble when I pinch my nose.

30. After which famous family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

3 1. Sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet.

32. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

34. Obama, do you remember the little bin Laden on the Daming Lake?

35. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall in a low-key way.

36. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and pour the water, light the pot!

Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt them.

38. Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

39. The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for a year.

40. Will you stop spinning around in my head? Aren't you tired?