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Funny copywriting for girls
1. Although they can't be born together, they can harm people together.

When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't rush to investigate the cause of the quarrel, but find out how he suddenly got up the courage.

I hope the rest of my life. I am thin and rich.

4. I thought that life was about cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Altman beating small monsters. The reality is that the mouse plays the cat, the sheep plays the wolf, and two bears play Logger Vick to death.

5. For someone like me who can't control his mouth and is too lazy to die; If you don't continue to gain weight, you are already losing weight.

6. Don't sweet talk, don't show happiness. Because physics common sense tells us that the sun is easy to lose water, and refrigeration is the best way to keep fresh.

7. Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is someone who can tolerate my mental illness, and the other is someone who is as mental as me.

8. Warning you, don't giggle with me when I am unhappy. Because I want to laugh when you laugh, and I'm embarrassed, you know.

9. I hope you meet a good man, not a garbage, not a garbage pretending to be a good man. 10. It's good to be busy. There is no time to grieve for spring and autumn. Every day I think that I can go to bed after today's work. 1 1. You can't go back and make the same mistake again. You must look ahead, or you will make new mistakes.

12. Lack of sleep can make people stupid. If I look listless, I may be tired, hungry and probably sleepy.

13. Just because I didn't speak doesn't mean I'm in a bad mood. Sometimes, I just want to be quiet.

14. If he likes you, your temper is mostly called character. If he doesn't like you, even if you are as meek as a cat, he will think you have lost your hair.

15. Just remember that there is nothing you can't take away as long as you are not afraid of pain, death and shame.

16. If you want to know what your hope is, please buy a lottery ticket; If you want to know what despair is, please buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

17. Life

Four tragedies: too poor to do bad things, too familiar to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat and too sleepy to sleep!

18. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We are too embarrassed.

19. Women in the new era have gone to the hall, climbed over the fence and fought too little.

Third, I beat the hooligan, but I couldn't get out of the kitchen.

20. If you make me angry, I will punish you for kneeling on the remote control to change the channel, that is, slapping.