I have changed a lot since I found out that my girlfriend has children, such as my name, phone number and address.
3. Not fleeing from Beishangguang, the down payment is not enough, but daily take-out, which can be reduced together.
4. Shut up and spread your legs. In the end, you will find that your face is big.
Don't cry when others laugh at your flat chest! Tell yourself that you are a strong boy.
6. Good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls.
More than 200 kilograms.
7. Failure is the mother of success, but failure may lead to infertility.
8. Everyone is growing, but in different directions. You are growing in the direction of the circle.
Exercise when you have time. You can't be single and fat.
Don't wait, your earth hero won't come, he's just a piece of garbage.
1 1. It's useless to have poetry and distance. Although life is far away, it will punish you.
12. Please cherish those who often stay up late, because they will not stay up until they die.
13. When one or two people said I was fat, I didn't think so, but when more and more people said I was fat, I knew the seriousness of the matter. There are more and more liars!
Don't be so negative, you should firmly believe that as long as you persist in working overtime and work hard, you can let your boss drive a better car and live in a bigger villa.
15. After so many years, showing love on Valentine's Day cannot abuse me. The only thing that can abuse me is having no money.
16. No matter how busy you are at work, don't forget to gamble on the lottery. After all, it is much more difficult for you to earn100000 than yours.
Seventeen. When I was a child, I talked about dreams and didn't want to sleep all night. Now when it comes to dreams, I want to sleep quickly.
18. since I know that my destiny is in my own hands, I think my destiny is probably ruined.
Grandpa was handed down from his grandson, so now we should concentrate on being a grandson.
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10. Are rich people really happy? Yes, they are really happier than you.
Twenty one. The lessons you calm down and listen carefully are all nonsense; I'm so sleepy, sleep for a while, and what I missed is the key point.
Twenty-two Every sentence that is not "sorry" can be replaced by "it doesn't matter", but every sentence of "your uncle" can be replaced by "your uncle".
Twenty-three Why do you always feel that you are mediocre and life is hard for you everywhere? Because you're too sober now.
24. Don't be jealous of people who earn more than you. The world is fair, with gains and losses. Although these people have gained a lot of wealth, they have also lost their troubles and poverty.
Many people like to travel and share their experiences. I was relieved to see that their lives had not changed after they spent all their money and came back.