The tragedy of being single is that a person eats hot and sour powder and accidentally gets it in his eyes, but he is afraid to go away and wash it. He was afraid that the waiter would close the table, so he had to eat it with tears in his eyes.
Waiting for the bus at the station, a student said to me with a donation box, "Sir, many people have donated money to poor college students." Deeply moved, I silently took the donation box and said, "Thank you!" " "
4. When you open your wallet when you are lonely, your heart will be balanced instantly. At least I have a wallet, and there is nothing in it!
My family says I have no sense of direction, and I refuse to accept it. Until today, I bought watermelon into pumpkin.
6. Going home with my wife at night, suddenly three masked men jumped out of the roadside. "You two can only go one!" I said, "Wife, run!" "Watching his wife disappear, the three men took off their masks: God, is it so difficult to find you to play mahjong now?
7. Mom asked Xiaoming: Why did you do so badly in the exam? Xiao Ming said: It's all the fault of the invigilator. She is so beautiful that I am fascinated by her. ...
If you think this scarf is too small, try another shop. It's already the biggest curtain in my house.
9. I'm never nervous when I take exams, and I'm also excited when I wait for my grades, just like waiting for the lottery.
10. I thought no one would recognize me as long as I was as black as coal, but I was wrong. I was completely wrong. Now I'm shiny black.
1 1. My village high school held a mobilization meeting for the college entrance examination. The headmaster stood on the platform and said, "Students, this is the chance to change your life. Are you ready? " A child at the bottom whispered, "Is our village going to be demolished?"
12. The so-called high cold is actually: a person has poor hearing+slow response+poor vision.
13. I had a dog before. When he was old, I looked into his eyes, full of sadness and sadness. I cried all night on the day he died. Now I have a turtle. When I die, he will still be alive. I will leave my sadness to the tortoise.
14. I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not shy to go back. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."
15. Last night, a buddy got drunk, poured himself a drink and said, "All right, all right ..."
16. No matter how beautiful your face is, it will grow old one day. I don't think I can afford this loss, so I have never looked good.
17. Don't expect to lose weight, Bajie has walked a hundred thousand miles and hasn't lost weight yet. Besides, he is a vegetarian.
18. In order to prevent my son from becoming a rich second generation, being criticized and treating others differently, I am poor.
19. In the past, cars and horses were slow and letters were far away. I have only loved one person in my life. Now that traffic and information are so developed, I thought I could love more, but I didn't expect it to be worse than before.
20. I went to the barber shop yesterday and lay down with curly hair. For the first time in my life, it took three hours to complete. It was so ugly that my boss straightened it for me without saying anything. He said, it's so ugly that I can't watch it anymore. Finally confiscated my money.