A good woman does not exceed 100, and a good man probably does not exceed 120. Of course, this is the weight of star models, and ordinary people can relax it appropriately. For example, a girl with a height of 165cm and a weight of 55kg is the standard. If it's 60kg, it won't look good in clothes.

Boys are slightly heavier, with a height of 175cm and a weight of 65kg. If he grows an inverted triangle, he is a walking hanger, which looks pleasing to the eye. If it is 80kg or 90kg, well, no matter how old you are, it gives people a feeling of middle-aged greasy.

So how can we control and remove oil?

Don't worry, we don't need injections or medicine here. We just need to look at the big fat people in history, and we can feel refreshed and eat two more bowls of rice at night.

Then compare with who? In chronological order, let's look at Bian Shao in the Eastern Han Dynasty.

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According to the Book of the Later Han Dynasty, Bian Shao is a very talented gentleman, but this man is very fat. If he is fat, he doesn't like to move. If he doesn't like moving, he wants to sleep. So he often lies in the chair with his eyes closed and basks in the sun during the day. When the students saw it, they made up a set of jingles.

Bian Xiaoxian, paunchy, lazy to study, just want to sleep? .

Filial piety is the first word for Bian Shao, which is said to be? Big belly? The origin of this word.

Bian Shao is just too fat to move, but he is not really asleep. It is natural to open your eyes and refute a few words when you hear that you have become a hero ridiculed by students.

Fate is the surname, and filial piety is the word. Abdominal stools, five meridians. I just want to sleep and think about things. Mei and Confucius dream together, and both Jing and Confucius agree. Teachers can mock, out of He Dian? ?

With his teacher's identity and neat mouth, Barabara fooled a large group of disciples into not talking.

What can we get from this story?

Who will use it again? Big belly? Speaking of us, remember to be domineering and go back.

Lao Tzu's stomach is full of knowledge and ink. You are jealous.

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Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties were concentration camps for handsome men. Pan An, who throws fruit to build a car, Wei Jie, who is watched to death by too many fans, Mu Rongchong, the Phoenix Emperor, who is seen by Fu Jian because of his beauty, and Gao Changgong, who is a warrior in Lan Ling's broken music, etc., can all enter the top ten in the list of handsome guys in costume.

What do these people look like?

Should be tall, thin and feminine, otherwise Gao Changgong wouldn't wear a mask on the battlefield because she looks harmless.

Under such an aesthetic system, fat people naturally have no market. Therefore, fat people living in Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties also want to lose weight, such as Wang Sui.

Who is he? Seven sages of bamboo forest? Wang Rong's son is one of them. It is said that he was particularly beautiful when he was a child. When he grew up, his facial features were still exquisite, but he was not good-looking at all. It's hard to have a son who has a good floor and can show off everywhere. Wang Rong couldn't watch him get uglier and uglier, so he used various remedies to help his son lose weight. One way is to eat bran.

Modern people will never use this method, let alone lose weight. This thing tastes terrible. Wei and Jin dynasties wouldn't have made it as exquisite as it is today, and it is estimated that it is very uncomfortable to eat it.

Although it tastes bad, my father's life can't be described. Fat can only be swallowed with tears. What was the result? Every piece of meat has its own temper. You can't just throw it away.

Wang Sui ate bran for a while and became fat.

Wang Sui is very sad because of the rebound of dieting and losing weight. He was appointed by the court and did not take office. He died at the age of nineteen.

However, Wang Sui is happy emotionally. His fiancee and Peyton's daughter are too sad to get married.

This proves that little fatty will get the spring of love, but remember, you should protect your body.

Living is the capital of everything.

03

Say something disgusting, Dong Zhuo.

Everyone knows that he is fat, but do you know how fat he is?

In the reflection? Violent Zhuo died in the city. Zhuosu fertilizer, paste flows into the ground, and grass is elixir. The corpse keeper thought it was a big drum, and thought it was a lamp in the umbilical cord. The light reached the sky and accumulated over time. ?

After Dong Zhuo was killed, the grass was dyed red with blood, and the ointment on his body soaked a large area of land. The beadle at the wake took a candle and put it on Dong Zhuo's navel. The light of this candle can actually reflect the energy of a 200-watt light bulb, which went out for several days.

If the source of this passage is not reflection, I am afraid that few people dare to believe it.

How much fat does it take to make a small candle burst into such terrible energy? Seeing the efficiency of someone converting burning fat into chemical formula, it is finally concluded that Dong Zhuo is about 200kg.

I think this figure is quite reasonable.

04

Tell me one more disgusting, An Lushan.

For this fat man who ended the prosperous Tang Dynasty, historians can use any word, which is really disgusting. Friends who are eating can cross this passage over.

New Tang book? Rebellion biography? The Rebellion of An Shi said? Lu Shanbei's knees are big, and every time he changes clothes, he lifts them left and right, and the pig is tied. ?

Don't read anything else in this passage. Big belly? Four words is scary enough. Because the belly is so fat that it hangs down to the knees, every time I dress, I need someone to squat down and fasten my belt.

The older you get, the fatter you get ?

An old, fat and disgusting fat man was outlined in this way. Every time I read this sentence, I dare not dwell on the scene at that time. I'm really afraid of vomiting.

But in this respect, the Anshi rebellion is not the most disgusting. What is the description of Sima Bao, the king of Nanyang in the Western Jin Dynasty? The meat curtain hinders women's weakness and can't resist women. ?

Meat curtain, what a horrible word.

Compared with 800 Jin of Sima Bao, 350 Jin of An Lushan is really light. It is not surprising that Hu Xuan can dance beautifully.

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Finally, say a few interesting things.

Chu Xu was a famous person in the Three Kingdoms period. The history books say that he was? He is more than eight feet long, with a thick waist and ten waists. He looks very brave and has great courage. ? This is a real warrior. But someone put him among the fat people, which is wrong.

Xu Wei? Ten girths? Although shocking, but this is not fat, but strong?

But it's scary to be so strong Every time I think about it, I feel sorry for the horse that Chu Xu rode. When he fights with Ma Chao naked, his horse must be particularly envious of Ma Chao. How many rounds of fierce fighting are also carried by the master? Why does that horse work so hard when it is so relaxed?

Yan Song's son Yan Shifan is also a fat man. The four words that describe his appearance in history books are particularly vivid: short and fat. You can remember these four words, because swearing is very lethal.

Huan Xuan, the founder of Huanchu regime, sat proudly in the dragon chair after usurping the throne. He felt very powerful and didn't want the dragon chair under his ass to collapse. Embarrassed, all the people who don't want to get into trouble look down at their toes. In silence, one is called? Yin Zhongwen? Someone spoke:? Will the sacred virtue be too deep for the ground to bear? . Xuan Dayue.

Flattery is also a science. You should shoot steadily and accurately.

Today we don't have to kiss up, but just remember this sentence and make fun of our good friends.