Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes. The following are the humorous jokes of the fat man I compiled for you, hoping to help you.

Fat people's humorous jokes 1 1, sometimes you have to be thin in life and always fat in life.

There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, only obesity for no reason!

A word "fat" can represent many things, such as big face, thick legs, fat waist and thick back, so please cherish those who say you are fat, they just don't want to do you repeated harm.

4. After dinner, wife: Honey, have I gained weight again? Because the wife is fat, the injured husband said carefully, you are full.

5.a: I heard that you found a fat man? Why? Because you are fat, too?

B: Because I don't want my future children to be fat. I want a thin child.

A: What does it matter?

B: since negative is positive, it is fat and thin!

6. M: Can't you lose weight? I can hardly hold you so fat.

W: Why can't you lift weights if you want me to lose weight?

7. I said to my mother, "I'm going on a diet to lose weight."

Mom said nervously, "No, dieting will hurt your health."

My heart suddenly warmed up and said, "I'll pay attention."

Mom still shook her head: "No, you are getting fatter and fatter now. Others think you eat too much. If you are still fat after dieting, others will say it is genetic! " "

8. Going to a small restaurant with my wife, the boss's wife is pregnant!

The wife said that she was pregnant with a boy, and after half a year, she saw that the boss's stomach was small!

The wife asked: Is it a boy or a girl?

The proprietress replied indifferently, "I lost weight."

9. I have a male classmate who is fat and accidentally broke his arm while playing during recess.

The head teacher arrived, looked at his hand and said, "Is it that serious? It's all swollen! "

Then he looked at the other hand and said, "Oh, it's not swollen!" " "

10, "Mom, I am more and more like you!"

"Where is it like?"

"Your chest is moving when you walk, and my chest is moving when I walk!"

"Son, you should lose weight!

Fat man's humorous joke 2 1, originally prepared to thin into a lightning bolt this year, blinding you, and not wanting to become a nut wall, blocking your sight.

2. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

I don't dislike my people when I am fat, and I will repay you when I am thin.

People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

5. Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

6. Every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

7. I think we should all act in a movie called "In those years, we girls who couldn't lose weight".

8. Thanks to being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

9. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

10. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

1 1, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

12, don't wear a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, don't wear a red one, it looks like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun

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