Classic funny lines of the return of the Great Sage in Journey to the West

1, Jiang Liuer: Do you think the Buddha can hear me when I am chanting?

Great Sage: Yes, I am sure I can. The old man likes to meddle.

2. You are still a child. You've been chattering with me all the way. You blew my grandson's brains out. Can you leave me alone?

Don't mention the golden hoop again.

4. Great Sage, does Erlang God really have three eyes?

5. Jiang Liuer: Is Great Sage, Great Sage and Juli God very strong?

Great Sage: Very big.

6. Jiang Liuer: Are the four heavenly kings brothers?

Great Sage: Sisters.

7. Jiang Liuer: Is Nezha a boy?

Sheng Da: I don't know.

8. Jiang Liuer: Does King Tota have a tower?

Great Sage: No.

Jiang Liuer: Is there anyone in that tower?

Great Sage: Ah Xi ~, no

Classic quotations from the return of the Great Sage to the West

1, Jiang Liuer: It's so far that I may never walk?

Great Sage: As long as your dream is firm enough and your ideal is ambitious enough, you will definitely arrive.

2. Jiang Liuer: Master, do we just become monks to fill our stomachs? How is that different from others?

Farming: meditation, meditation, giving, a flower and a world, a leaf and a bodhi.

I can't protect you in this life, and I won't leave you in the next life.

The Monkey King won't die, he just fell asleep.

If one day, if you are strong enough and brave enough, you can control it.

Jiang Liuer: I must study hard, because the Great Sage said that the Buddha would listen to me, so that I can get back the Great Sage's magic in autumn.

7. Pig Bajie: Freedom is beautiful.

8. I spend too little time with my master.

9. Maybe everyone thought that the world existed for him when he was born. When he found that he was wrong, he began to grow up.

10, I have been to this world, I have fought, and I loved it deeply. I don't care about the ending!

Journey to the West Classic Funny Quotations

The classic funny quotations from Journey to the West 1, the integration of countries.

2. See the monk meet the Buddha's face.

3. Monks are hungry ghosts.

4, the gentleman does not think about old evils.

5, convenient for people, convenient for yourself.

6, marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog.

7, the difference is thousands of miles.

8, the benefits of living in peace, the pain of using money.

9, there are no two days, people are unreasonable.

10, the winning cat is as happy as a tiger.

1 1. The monk is not full, so it is better to bury him alive.

12, it's hard not to suffer here.

13, tigers enter the city and every family closes.

14, it is easy to borrow, and it is not difficult to borrow again.

15, the line is not a path, how can it be turned away?

16, the mountain is high and steep, but it's ok.

17, few people, quiet life.

18, show mercy without raising your hand, show your hand without mercy.

19, committed ten million felonies and never stopped.

20. The sea jumps from fish, and the sky makes birds fly.

2 1, ten days at the beach and one day at nine beaches.

22. The emperor still has three royal lice.

23, the two are under the Buddha, and there is a fate.

24. The general didn't dismount and parted ways.

25, sake red face, gold moving heart.

26. The wife is also neat, and the husband is the father of health.

27. Nothing is difficult in the world if you set your mind to it.

28. There are Buddhist scriptures and no treasures.

29, less roadside money, less roadside boxing.

30. Rough skin and strong bones.

3 1, you monkey head! To save your master.

32, eating a meal is not dead, there is no fat in the stomach.

33, gentle world, strong and hard to move.

34. A good hand is defeated by two fists, and two fists are hard to defeat four hands.

35, people can't judge by appearances, and the sea can't be measured.

36. I have not forgotten. I have nothing.

37. Wukong, sin, sin, you killed again.

38. A woodcarving warrior is a clay sculpture civilian.

39. Killing lives according to the official law and starving to death according to the Buddhist law.

40. Wukong, pull over and let me kill him!

4 1, a friend's wife, can't bully; A friend's concubine is immortal.

42. If you don't report your gratitude to a non-gentleman, you will be stigmatized through the ages.

43, the goods have three equivalents, and the passengers are not far away.

44. You go back to your Huaguoshan, and I will go back to my Gaolaozhuang.

45, the tree is big and regrets the tree, and people are famous and famous.

46. Although the urine bubble is too big, its weight is too small.

47. Beauty has been unlucky since ancient times and has nothing to say to the East.

48. I tried to sell sugar to that gentleman, but until now I don't trust sweet people.

49, thick willows and fine willows, who in the world sees men ugly.

50. A man has no money and no master, and a woman has no husband and no master.

5 1, the tiger snatched the brittle bones from his mouth, and scales appeared on the dragon's back.

52, the strong want me to respect, the hero only dares to fight for the first.

53. Longyou was played by shrimp in shallow water, and Tiger fell to the plain and was bullied by dogs.

The 54-year-old husband only knows the price of daily necessities, the parents of adopted son Xiao Fang.

55. The Buddha is in my heart. What do you think it can do? Why don't you fart?

I would rather love my hometown than my hometown.

57. Mount Tai is as light as mustard seed, but the tip of the wind is hard to get rid of the world of mortals. .

58. Marriage has red leaves, and the old couple are red ropes.

59. If you fight a tiger, you need a brother, and if you fight a tiger, you need a godfather.

60. A leaf of duckweed belongs to the sea and will be called somewhere tomorrow.

6 1, Huangmei has never failed since childhood, and the boss is impartial.

62. Say the dazzling of gold, the silly white of silver, and the awakening of copper coins.

If God knows my sincerity, let the stone sprout.

64. The tofu boat capsized in the sea. Come in the soup and go in the water.

65, although I am a pig, but I, no, Ren, you, children, kill!

66, Shantoushan Xiangyun shines on the top, and the wicked head is black.

67. The son of the banquet is not drunk and not full; When a strong man gets cold feet, he won't die of injury.

68. Hum, the woman who dares to rob my master. If you want to live, answer the question first!

69. Sit down, sit down, sit down, your ass is broken! Boiling with fire is a disaster.

70. It is not enough to do good for a thousand days; If you do evil every day, there will be more evil.

7 1, delicacies, have a good rest. Only private money, private money!

72. Empress, this is Sanzang. We have arrived in the lion camel country, missing you and kissing you. If you don't reply to text messages, it's inconvenient for your apprentice to be here.

73. If the sky presses me, if the earth detains me and crushes me that day, we will be born free. Who dares to stand on it?

74. Don't you think this sunset glow is beautiful? Only by watching this, can I insist on going west every day!

75. I can't hide my desire, just as I love the beauty in your heart, how can I pretend that everything is empty?

76. I once had such a person and lived like this. His figure is branded in this era. I saw his legend.

77. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

78. I finally understand that the golden hoop in my hand can't reach the sky above, nor can I explore the sea below. There is no the Monkey King, only a little monkey.

79. Donor, I am from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. Can you stay here for one night? Donors? Donor, would you please open the door? Fuck!

80. Death means seeing nothing, hearing nothing, feeling nothing and thinking nothing, just like before you were born.

8 1, Bajie! You idiot! It's already ten miles, so you can't change a song to hum! Keep singing "Blessing" and watch Master cry!

82, a thousand tricks, it is better to be a man; How can ten thousand strong disciples be frugal? If you are charitable, why do you want to read the scriptures? If you want to harm others, read Buddha and hide!

83. There are several kinds of crying: some people cry and some people are found crying. You have to cry with tears, you have to cry with your heart, which is what you call wailing.

84. Amitabha, don't talk nonsense. Patriarch, you are indeed the most beautiful and sexy woman I have ever seen since I traveled east. Look at your hair, hands, skin and feel.

Journey to the west classic sentence

1, birds have bird words, and beasts have beast words.

Mount Tai is as light as mustard seed, and the tip of the wind is hard to get rid of the world of mortals.

3. Following parents' love is called filial piety.

The winning cat is as happy as a tiger.

5. It is better to take one than three.

6, convenient for people, convenient for yourself.

7. Red leaves get married, and the old couple are red ropes.

8. It is better to bury the monk alive than to starve.

9. Success is natural.

10, hairy save.

1 1, it's easier to start than to finish.

12, charity, why study hard.

13, the action has three points of money.

14, the dragon is cloudless.

15, the mountain does not hinder the road, and the road leads to the mountain.

16, big trees attract wind and regret trees, and people shake the world with their names.

17, bodhisattva, goblin, always the same idea. Heart, all kinds of magical life; Heart dies, all kinds of demons die.

18, it is easy to borrow, and it is not difficult to borrow again.

19, the road home is very narrow.

20, the devil, where to escape.

2 1, are you the reinforcements invited by the monkey?

22. See the monk meet the Buddha's face.

23, door-to-door business is easy to do.

24. The sea jumps from fish, and the sky makes birds fly.

25. Capable people work hard, while humble people are idle.

You don't know what you can do if you don't keep your promise.

27, although the urine bubble is too big, but the weight is too small.

28, eating a meal is not dead, there is no fat in the stomach.

29. Catch the thief and get yourself dirty.

30. Huangmei has never failed since she was a child, and the boss is impartial.

3 1, take it off, thank god.

32, the strong want me to respect, the hero only dares to fight for the first.

33. Men and women have been separated for seven years.

34, the mind, all kinds of magical life; Heart dies, all kinds of demons die. Bodhisattva and demon are both one thought. If the theory is original, it's nothing.

35. Rough skin and strong bones.

36. Wu is not good at doing things.

37. Hey, eat my old grandson.

38. All kinds of demons are born in the heart, and all kinds of demons are destroyed in the heart.

39. A wise mind keeps its mouth shut.

40. There is no yin and yang in the sky, and the sun and the moon are unknown; There is no yin and yang in the ground, and the vegetation is not born; People have no yin and yang, regardless of gender.

4 1, benefactor, do you believe in Buddhism? I have Mahayana Buddhism Sanzang.

42. The Tao Te Ching is ignorant.

Forty-three, eight hundred quicksand boundary, three thousand weak water depth. If the goose feathers can't float, the reed flowers will sink to the bottom.

44. diamond cut diamond will meet talented people.

45, a word is spoken, it is hard to catch up.

46, thick willows and fine willows shake, who sees men ugly in the world.

47, you teach me to die, I am unfaithful; A father teaches his son to die, but the son is not dead and unfilial.

48, thick willows and fine willows, who in the world sees men ugly.

49. The wind rises from the ground and the clouds rise from the mountains.

50. If you don't believe in straightness, you must guard against benevolence.

5 1, stay overnight first, and the crow will see the light of day.

52. There are several things and several people.

53, 10 is a day's official business.

54. It doesn't matter if the class is not strict and the teacher is lazy.

55. It is better to make your own decisions than to ask God for advice.

Anyone who dares to steal is a thief.

57. Sit down, sit down, sit down, your ass is broken! Boiling with fire is a disaster.

58. Ask Kun. I'm the biggest demon in history.

59. Measure yourself and feel him consciously.

60, don't dye the world of mortals, and like to accompany the gods to Yushan.

6 1, the good man's head is auspicious on the top of the mountain, and the evil man's head is black and angry.

62. Take the lead in Wan Li Road, and no one can help himself.

63. The tofu boat capsized in the sea. Come in the soup and go in the water.

64. Ghosts are also afraid of the wicked.

65. Chickens don't work or eat.

66, flies entangled in the net, what a big face!

67. A tiger holds fragile bones in its mouth, and scales show on the dragon's back.

68. People are cheerful when they are happy, and sleepy when they are bored.

69. Few people live in silence.

70. Say it cleverly, and you will see it when you do it.

7 1, it's strange to stay.

72. Meet friends then and send them to meet beautiful people.

73, a bad nose does not eat wine, bear its name.

74. The emperor took turns to do it and came to my house the next year.

75. If you dare to ask where the road is, the road is at your feet.

76. If you say something nice, you must respond beyond reason; If it is not good, it is against reason.

77. Spiritual roots are nurtured from the source, and the mind is cultivated.

78. Don't raise your hand with pity, raise your hand with pity.

79. The mountain is high, but it's steep, but it's okay.

80, ruin a lifetime of wine.

8 1, there are several kinds of crying: some people cry and cry, and some people are found crying. You have to cry with tears, you have to cry with your heart, which is what you call wailing.

82. People without faith don't know what they can do.

83. Once a teacher, always a father.

84. If heaven and earth are incomplete, how can the scriptures be complete?

85, the benefits of living, the pain of using money.

86. The warriors of wood carving are civilians of clay sculpture.

87. There are Buddhist scriptures but no treasures.

88. Monks in the distance recite scriptures.

89. Monks are hungry ghosts of color.

90. When the world goes gentle, the strong cannot move.

9 1, take your time.

92. A leaf of duckweed belongs to the sea and will be called somewhere tomorrow.

93. A man has no wife and wealth, and a woman has no husband.