I've felt myself since I gave birth to Bud.

Step by step into the abyss of "middle-aged women"

Chocolate, flowers,

Maybe you can please an unmarried girl.

But for a middle-aged old mother

Really harmless

If you want to please your middle-aged mother.

Be sure to read this guide to making friends for middle-aged and elderly mothers.

You're welcome. Take it ~

Liao skin care

Hit index: 30%

Start unconsciously

The first words when I met my sisters.

From long time no see to:

"Hey, Budd, how come your skin is so good recently?"

"I tell you, XX's mask is really good."

After all, raising a child

It is really a matter that consumes too much face and youth.

So this kind of daily skin care

Regardless of location, age, and object.

Even the precious mother I just met.

Just skin care and facial mask.

You can't stop chattering.

Talking about health

Hit index: 30%

As a dutiful old mother.

For the growth of children

For the happiness of the family

In order to prolong life and stay young forever.

unconsciously

All kinds of health cheats and old Chinese medicine remedies

It's all arranged

Making tea and instant noodles?

Does not exist!

Add medlar to the thermos!

Chatting and spelling

Hit index: 40%

Since Beibei was born.

I really want to spend all 100 yuan.

What clothes, shoes and bags?

Add it to the shopping cart and it will grow hairy.

Prompt the next time you see it.

"Baby failed."

When the shopping list is opened, it is full of milk powder and diapers.

hand

You can't just chop it up.

Bargaining is shopping.

Correct opening method

Trust/trust me

If you can help a middle-aged old mother

Successful spelling/bargaining

Your friendship will certainly heat up rapidly!

"All consumption that is not aimed at saving money is hooliganism!"

DISS husband

Hit index: 80%

As long as you talk about your husband

Middle-aged mothers and sisters will quickly open the spit mode.

Once the topic is opened, it will be as fierce as a flood.

Nod like garlic

Clap your hands and applaud.

"Yes, yes, yes ... yes, yes!"

Heilaogong

Has become the majority of middle-aged mothers.

One of the daily entertainment items.

DISS mother-in-law

Hit index: 90%

I was fine when I first got married.

From the moment the child landed.

The problems between her and her mother-in-law have also been solved.

As long as it's about her mother-in-law

I believe you can learn something from passers-by who meet for the first time.

Seconds become long-lost sisters!

Kwatawa

Click index: 100%

Once a woman becomes a mother,

Most of them are particularly friendly to society.

Pay attention to principles and abide by the law.

Help grandma cross the street.

Give grandpa a seat or something.

All this is a cinch.

But as long as you talk to her about Eva.

What principle, what reason

It's all clouds.

The crow's feet in the corner of my eye are cracked with laughter.

Even the baby's shit is sweet

therefore

What is the best posture to please middle-aged old mothers quickly?

Praise her baby in different ways!

Husband and mother-in-law can throw it.

Only dolls boast hard.

For a middle-aged old mother

Face ages easily.

The years have left her the only mark.

In addition to more and more wrinkles and vicissitudes on the face.

The most proud thing is the baby.

If this child inherits

All the advantages of her and the people she loves most.

Isn't it a compliment to praise her baby?

For all mothers,

Invincible on the surface, only the baby is their weakness.

You got it?