Second, violence can't solve any problems. Why don't we sit down calmly and praise me for an hour, and we'll make up.
Q: What do turtles and rabbits have in common in the tortoise-rabbit race? A: It's good for your health. Everything is delicious.
My boyfriend is a perfect boy. He doesn't play games, smoke, drink, come home late and doesn't exist.
When something goes wrong, I will not rush to blame others, but reflect on myself first. If it is really my fault, I will think about how to pass it on to others!
6. What do you think is the most hurtful sentence for fat people? God replied: A few months? Can you cross your legs? Did someone else help you put on your socks?
7. I don't understand why there are medlar in the instant noodle vegetable bag. I am poor and eat instant noodles. Do I still need medical care?
Eight, sometimes I feel ugly. I was so worried when I took out my ID card.
Nine, the dream when you are young determines the future, so you'd better sleep for a while while you are young.
Ten, when there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.
Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.
12. Use a couplet to summarize my current attitude towards life. The first part: concrete analysis of specific problems; The second part: the latter things will be discussed later; Part II: Let nature take its course.
Thirteen, decades later, we meet again, send them to the crematorium, burn them all to ashes, one for you, one for me, and send them all to the countryside to make fertilizer.
My present situation: poor people can't do bad things, mature people can't be lovers, hungry people don't know what to eat, and sleepy people can't sleep.
Fifteen, someone said I was black, so I smiled. Hehe, you come to hide your ugliness for nothing, I don't need it.
When I was a child, I blushed whenever someone stared at me. Now whenever someone stares at me, I make him blush.
Seventeen, I am worth tens of millions, with countless luxury cars, private luxury restaurants and modern farms. Since I lost my QQ number, I have nothing. ...
Being able to stand out from billions of brothers and sisters can only show that you are really the stupidest one. They all know that it is not easy to live in this world.
Nineteen, as a woman, there are two things that are the most bitter in life: sloppy and dull, meeting acquaintances on the road, dressing up beautifully but not having a game.
Twenty, why should we work hard to make money? Because I'm afraid to shake hands with others. They wear watches and you wear rubber bands.
Twenty-one, some women will be afraid when it thunders in rainy days, and they will scare their babies to death. At night, the DJ in the bar exploded loudly, one black and one bright. Why haven't I seen you scared? Shake it hard, your mother doesn't even know you.
Twenty-two, some people make friends by hobbies, while others make friends by needs and needs. I'm different. The one who can grab the bill is my best friend for life!
Twenty-three, you have your plan, I have my changes, and your plan will never catch up with my changes!
24. Am I a successful person? After all, many girls said to me: I don't deserve you!