Draw a circle to curse you, and your mobile phone falls into the toilet.

Even 10086 has ignored me since I used the telecom mobile phone.

Bad guys need strength, and scum needs taste more.

Fail physics? Normal! Do you need to consider air resistance when jumping off a building?

Playing the lute to a cow is nothing, but talking to a cow is the real skill.

Play soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

I miss you very much, but you are sleeping.

If you say that love is a game, can I just have one wife?

Whoever lets me wear a green hat, I will let the whole family wear a white hat.

It turns out that love can't be faked, happiness can't be faked, and it will always be a moment.

Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, very ugly.

Women are not tea, they can make it if they want.

I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

Classic Quotations: Amitabha, put down the beads and be in estrus.

You think I'm a dye vat, having an affair with everyone

Not that I can't read. But the book didn't make me understand. !

Why not wear boxer shorts? This is a waste of money and cloth.

I don't believe that the gourd dolls in our country can't compare with Altman in Nencheng.

As soon as others praise me, I worry that others praise me not enough.

I look very standard, why not beautiful?

Knowing the thief's difficulty, he put it in someone else's pocket when no one was holding his hand.

Saving a beautiful woman must be a hero, and a hero does not necessarily save a beautiful woman.

After "Opening School", another large-scale disaster blockbuster "Parents' Meeting" is ready to start shooting.

You said you would love me forever. I was so stupid that I forgot to ask "This life or the next life".

Meilai whitening paint, white, black, white if you want.

Mid-term exam, everything depends on human effort, let nature take its course, and focus on participation.

It turns out that listening to "uneasy" feels like a cramp.

Oh, I really didn't know you still believed in Jesus.

I know I seem a little arbitrary, but I promise it won't happen again.

Classic sentence: the knife hidden in the smile is not terrible, and it is hard to prevent.

Silence is soil, low-key is sand, and silence and low-key are soil and sand.

I suggest that everyone should give priority to understanding my appearance, supplemented by appreciation.

When I go to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to "and then?" As a result, a classmate chatted with it all noon.

People don't want you. Why do you like a morning glory?

It's not that I'm spinning, it's that your brain cells are failing and you can't rotate.

Congratulations, your SB index has increased by 2 percentage points compared with last month. In other words, you are more stupid.

Climbing hawthorn trees to watch bullets fly, he finally became Zhao's orphan.

Flatter quotations

Flatter quotations

1, many real lies are pretending to be happy; The truth of many lies is helpless.

April Fool's Day is not a holiday for fools, but an opportunity for swindlers to tell the truth.

3. Miss Puff's hourglass, waiting for the truth of the liar.

In fact, each of us is remotely controlled by others, and also by others. If one day, I become a program that you can remotely control at will, I am not me, but the shadow you created. The remote control can change a program, but you can never change it. After all, our lives are different programs. You like to use the remote control, and I like to use the remote control to choose.

5. Miss Puff's remote control, choose a program as her holiday.

6. Only when you are infinitely close to death can you deeply understand the meaning of life.

7. Birth to death is a kind of redemption for life; Birth is another possibility of life!

8. Miss Puff's "Green Laura" is an inspiration moment that is inadvertently opened in life.

9. Our destiny is really like genes, but we are by no means alone in life. Fate is always interrelated. Sometimes, with a little effort, fate is rewritten not far away.

10, Miss Puff's red wine glass, touching the possibility of fate with love.

1 1. With more roads, people can easily get lost.

12, now we live like in the movie every day, more fake.

In fact, what matters is not the map, but your direction. Therefore, every road is an adventure, and every place is an adventure.

14, Miss Puff's map, from daily travel to extraordinary.

15. Maybe real music is happy and free. Everyone can enjoy their own time. To be a heartthrob, you must have fun first.

16, Miss Puff's Walkman, music is up to you, music is up to you.

17, the night in the city is like wearing sunglasses. If you can't see my desire, won't you expose my hesitation?

18, Miss Puff's sunglasses hide love into a habit.

19, men's cigarettes are like women's lipstick, sometimes used to create an illusion, and sometimes used to cover up loneliness.

Lipstick, like the man you love, can't be shared with others.

2 1, lipstick can be changed to different red.

22. Red may become a desire.

23, red, may become suspicion.

24. Red may become happiness in fairy tales.

25. Lipstick is just a prop for our fantasy love. The truest emotion is actually the nature without dressing up.

26. Miss Puff's lipstick, every color is fantasizing about love.

27. Miss Puff's checkers keep love going.

28. You can win without it.

29. Not every meeting is full of smiles, not every parting is full of tears. One person's graduation photo, everyone's anniversary.

30. Miss Puff's graduation photo left a blank memory and feeling.

3 1. Miss Puff's light bulb is just a room full of love.

In fact, for us, home is not a room, but a lamp. We want to go home, not just to the house, but to find a familiar and warm lamp.

33. Love, let each of us live bravely.

34. Miss Puff's lighter shares the most beautiful flame in life with you.

35. Miss Puffs' Puffs are infused with love.

36, get married, maybe just need to find a reason.

37. Only an unreliable thing like marriage needs an unreliable reason.

38. I always look forward to a miracle at sunset with a fear. Perhaps it is the afterglow of the sunset, and the reflection on the building at that moment makes a soul eager for love have nowhere to hide.

39. We look forward to out-of-print love. It's like looking forward to a limited edition pair of high heels. However, we sometimes forget that no matter how precious the limited edition is, it is not unique.

40. If every pet has had a love, why are there so many loves lingering?

4 1 In fact, people, like animals, live alone in this world. We take care of each other when we are here, and we can still remember each other when we are not. This is also a blessing.

42. People hate pets so much, perhaps because they are afraid that they will take away the little warmth left between people; So much love, maybe we don't want to pay so much for the people we love.

43. If your heart longs for love, being single is terrible, because the loneliness brought by longing makes people crazy.

44. The most terrible thing about Singles Day is to find that you don't want love at all, and you don't feel anything at all.

45. (Pillow Party) Changing pillows may bring you loneliness, but it can't cure your insomnia. We are afraid of dreaming because we are afraid of waking up from a dream.

46. Perhaps more and more cities will let the real nature eventually leave us, but the tacit understanding in our hearts has turned the virtual moment into the most real one.

47. In an increasingly cold city, do we care too much about our temperature? In fact, everything has its own temperature, and your very sensitive heart is the best thermometer in the world.

48. Maybe we always regard loneliness as our inner rhythm, but ignore the present time. A good rhythm needs harmony.

49. I am always in the haze, and I can't tell whether it is a calm sunset or a new moon. They are hidden in the distant sky, just like my world and yours, separated by a lost time. ...

They would rather believe the prophecy of the end of the world than the lie of love. Is destruction more real than hope?

5 1, a person's romance is the warmest gift for this city.

52. Those funny, unbearable and warm secrets are unforgettable memories in life. Cherish this negative as if you still have your own secrets.

53. Everyone is hollow. Only by injecting love can we truly have happiness.

54. The spinning top doesn't want to fall because it knows someone is dancing with it.

55. In our life, love is a balance that persists to the end.

56. You don't have to prove the ring, you can wait.

57. When people are in uncomfortable places, life seems normal and controllable, but their hearts are already in a whirlpool of chaos.

What are we talking about when we talk about love?

59. For a glass that will never heal, treat the injury as the handprint of time.

60. Famous brands are props, and life is like acting.

6 1. It is said that there is a lonely soul behind every famous brand. In my opinion, everything contains a feeling.

62. I am used to sleeping naked, and I am used to the dream of freedom.

You don't know that many times, I will envy your truth. You can boldly express your love and desire. I am weaker than you and more afraid of failure.

64. Underwear is a woman's favorite gift.

65. Love is like a Rubik's cube that keeps spinning. It is the unknown that fills us with illusions.

66. Freedom is actually the fantasy of people who are not free.

67. Freedom is sometimes a cage for those who long for it.

68. Freedom is an illusion, and the pursuit of freedom is real.

Those fashions later turned into nostalgia, but who knows that even nostalgia has become popular now.

70. Nostalgic radio keeps a memory for the future.

7 1, we can't stop the anxiety of this city. It seems that everyone is controlled by different habits. We are afraid of loneliness and imperfection, and finally getting used to ourselves becomes a habit.

I am tea, you are water, come and soak me!

1, without the appearance of mistress, who will identify your bullshit love?

2. Apply for two buckles from now on, and leave them to children's paper in the future, so that they and their friends can show off the level of buckles.

3, nothing, you also learn from others Tencent, call me dear every day!

If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can also make a small fortune.

At the thought of starting school, I have the pain of Wenchuan earthquake and Zhouqu mudslide!

6. People who pretend are not necessarily black, but people with black bellies will definitely pretend.

7. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too wicked.

8. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

9. The kindness of dripping water should be rewarded by the spring. When I lend you a dime, please pay back one hundred.

10, Liu Jing heard the Five Classics talking to the Four Classics and saw her second aunt's aunt coming.

1 1, I think girls look much better in school uniforms than in miniskirts and strapless vests.

12, in bed, practice is the only criterion to test kung fu.

13, I played great, no one saw me cry, no one saw me sad, no one saw me hurt.

14, I am tea, you are water, come and soak me!

15, there are so many corrections at the end of the term, attracting countless students to compete!

16, this handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend!

17, time is always aging, but it's hard to keep all the good things you once had.

18, my advantage is that I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

19. praise a female classmate face to face: you are really a clear water! !

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

2 1. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

As a typical loser, I am actually very successful.

23. Isn't it said that good medicine tastes bitter? Why hasn't it worked?

24. I once passed a man, and he was so full of sparks that he almost moved a brick.

25. She looks uglier than a ghost. She looks paralyzed.

26, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.

27. There is not a cloud in the air, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.

It's not that I don't like school, but that I don't want to get up so early.

29. As long as the hoe moves well, you can't pry it without a horn.

30. Either endure or be cruel. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

3 1, everyone has an indestructible line of defense inside.

There are two plastic bags in my class. They pack, pack, pack all day.

33, left hand for right hand, right hand still can't get through. Rats come to your house with tears in their eyes.

34, men, like the food in the canteen, although it tastes bad, but it is too late!

35. The happiest thing in life is to hear my wife say take your paws away in the morning!

36. Since you appeared, I know that it is so beautiful to be loved. Write when you have time!

37, men are not bad, women don't love, men don't color, it is purely a decoration.

38. The left eye jumps, the exam is skipped, the mobile phone is thrown away, and people are stupid.

39. I love you so much that it knows *

40. A man should at least be able to protect four things: the land under his feet, his parents at home, the woman in his arms and his brothers around him.

4 1, I skipped classes too much. One day, I wanted to go to class and met the professor. The professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long and I've grown so big.

42. I can tolerate that my figure is fake, my face is fake, my chest is fake and my ass is fake! ! ! But I just can't stand that money is fake.

43, the teacher's laziness! Well, it's really good to learn the three-character classics. Funny, the zoo built an eight-foot wall for the newly introduced kangaroo.

44. When I saw you and me, I couldn't even say such a big word.

45. Out of the window, there are stars, the moon is in the sky, the wind blows the flowers, and my thoughts dissipate with the wind.

46. Without you, how can we set off the beauty of the world?

47. The accountant said: I'll get my salary later. I have no change here.

48. Don't say I'm pretending to be B, just say you think too low of yourself.

I want to write a few words about soaking feet.

1, soaking feet in the middle of the lake in summer is like soaking in a hot spring in winter, which is fun and narrow!

2, the water is very hot! Drink slowly, no one is arguing with you. I am soaking my feet. ...

3. I feel old! Can't stay up late, often suffer from insomnia, soak your feet at night, die before your period, and wear long pants. What should I do?

4. Soak your feet with warm water every night. Keeping warm is the key point, which is beneficial to your physical and mental health. Exercise moderately, but don't sweat. It's safe in winter [breeze].

5. Cook Jiang Shui's feet with absinthe and listen to Leslie Cheung's songs. This tenth five-year plan is a good day.

6. Soaking feet and drinking hot milk does have a little effect on promoting sleep, but cold milk does not.

7. It's good for you to soak your feet at acupoints in winter.

8. Now soak your feet before going to bed at noon and put on a pair of thick socks after soaking your feet before going to bed at night.

9. Drink a cup of freshly squeezed juice every day and soak your feet every night. Let's stay healthy together.

10, take a nap in winter, be sure to soak your feet with hot water before going to bed and turn on the electric blanket.

1 1, drinking hot water every day, soaking feet and going to bed early have become my compulsory courses.

12, depressed, annoyed, annoyed, sleepy, sleepy, sleepy, want to sleep till the end of time, want to soak my feet and skin.

13, beginning of winter ~ ginger tea ~ don't worry about soaking your feet ~

14, insist on soaking feet for two months, insist on getting up early for half a month, insist on eating breakfast for one month, I believe I can insist on not eating at night, and I also believe I can lose weight to 98.

15, when I was soaking my feet, I asked my mother if there was any water in it. Where is the water? It turns out that his feet have been dripping.

16, Lycium barbarum brown sugar water every day, soaking feet at night, climbing mountains on weekends, just to get the thermos cup back.

17, soaking in medlar during the day and soaking feet at night.