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Find some stand-up crosstalk and storytelling, the more complete the better, and hate each other every day. . .
1, wild geese in the mountains, fresh cattle and sheep on land, shark's fin in the bird's nest of Hericium erinaceus, and deer's tail tip in scallop with bear's paw.

2. Know astronomy above, geography below, harmony among people, yin and yang, gossip, escape from armour, compare yourself with the saints of Guan Zhong and Yue Yi, report to the northwest seat, smile at the bright moon, and rank first in the world.

3. People come and go in the street, three religions and nine streams, five elements and eight skills, two monks, two religions returning to Han, men, women and children, buying and selling, riding arrogant, pushing carts, carrying loads, sawing pots, mending cans, selling needles and thread, selling onions and garlic, and everything.

4, sword and halberd, axe and fork, whip and mace and hammer, stick and stick, abduction meteor; With the sharp, the blade, the hook, the thorn, the Emei needle, the armguard, the hinge, the throw, the thunder is back, and eighteen weapons.

5; The lights, balls, torches and Chinese pine in Liangzi are as bright as day ~

6; Husband and wife fly with birds, and people are proud of their good quality.

7; Next to the Golden Temple, Ganoderma lucidum must grow; There must be dog urine beside the toilet.

8; Tigers on the mountain meet Shang Lu, and dragons in the clouds meet dragons in the fog. :

9; Ten thousand people have no boundaries. There are hundreds of thousands of people, completely connected to the sky.

10; When performing qigong, he said: hit the front heart with your knee and hit it with your heel. ...

When people are short: pinch it, not enough for a plate, press it, not enough for a bowl.

Say gun: one blow crushes the nest!

Man struggles upwards, but water flows downwards. The general will protect the Lord, and the handsome bird will climb the mountain!

* *: Teachers really teach and disciples really learn (Xiao). It's amazing after XX years!

Toads don't eat people. It's so scary!

The eyebrows, the eyes, the nose, the face ...

A tall building is empty.

Without the Three Holy Sands, I dare not be an enemy of the West.