There are two brushes for cooking second brother's food. Sacido, who only eats dozens of people every day, actually makes him look like a big hotel, carving radishes and dragons and phoenixes, like that one; Everything is fine. I once heard that he actually added some meat to bean sprouts and made a plate for the leaders to eat. He was so happy that he was given an extra 50 yuan Prize that month. His craft is passable. In those years, whenever a leader had a whole wine or a group year, he was called home to make two tables and have a meal with relatives and friends. Most leaders are very polite. Seeing him busy, I will give him a cigarette or a small red envelope. However, there are also some officials who pretend to be big officials and don't even lose a pack of cigarettes. After a few dry words, they sent him away. Cooking second brother was very angry, and scolded him in his heart, saying that Lao Tzu is not your nanny. I am a skilled cook and I am afraid of your nonsense. So, when he was called to the door for the second time, he was in a very bad mood. Putting salt in cooking, shaking hands and squandering materials make officials speechless, eating coptis chinensis and only complaining in their hearts. In the future, the official was afraid of him and dared not call him to the kitchen again. The second brother of cooking is leisurely over, still muttering: bullying the ordinary people of Laozi? What happened? I spilled a handful of rat poison in my food and knocked over your grandfather. Turtle is also cruel as a cook, and you can't be careless when you eat something in your stomach; But if he is "careless", it is not the occasion to make your stomach ache to death. However, government officials still like him very much, because his fried dishes are delicious, especially Sichuan-style pork, which is delicious. Dried tofu and Qinghai pepper are mixed and Pixian watercress is fried, and the whole dry rice is a big bowl. Therefore, some people say that eating the second brother's meal every day makes people gain weight, and hanging a belly is more like a cadre. You should let him buy slimming tea. Cooking second brother was very happy to hear this, just like the leader praised him.
A comrade who eats a lot is like a leader, and a second brother is like a leader. Once, an old visitor came to the office to wrangle, causing a heated discussion. Cooking second brother came to watch the fun, holding hands and gathering people. Petitioners wrapped around the official's thick throat and tore scriptures, and also complained to the onlookers about their "difficulties" during a performance. When he saw the second brother in the kitchen approaching with eight steps, thinking that he was a bigger official, he pointed the object of "talking" at him. Cooking second brother said nothing, smiled and listened, nodding from time to time like a leader. When the fairy saw such a good thing, a cook actually "topped", and his heart was happy and his head flashed. The petitioner said that the saliva flew directly, and the second brother watched the excitement and understood what was going on. When he saw that he wanted to cook, he turned and left. The petitioner caught him and said that you still want to run if you don't solve the problem? He paused and said, what's the problem to be solved? It's none of my business. The complainant was angry and shouted at him, what do you care about being an official? Don't try to pat your ass and hide. Cooking second brother was a little angry and roared: Lao Tzu is a shit officer! Uncle, I'm a cook, not my business! The petitioner was caught off guard, hated him, and cursed, you ghost who hit your mother, a gangster, pretending to be the boss, to stop me? He is depressed. I didn't expect this petition to encounter such an inexplicable fiasco, so I had to yell bad luck and leave in despair. This time, a very funny thing happened, which made the leader very happy. He said to his second brother privately, "You have done a good job, and you have shared your worries for the leader." . He "can't wake up" and thought: I am watching the excitement and sharing the worries for the leaders. Maybe I often went to see the excitement for two days? The second brother who cooked didn't even think about it, but clumsily pecked his skull.
Like leadership, not necessarily leadership. The second brother confused the common people among the cadres, but he didn't expect to knock out the cadres of other units at once. That day, a director of the unit didn't have breakfast and asked him to take noodles to the office. Cooking second brother put the noodle bowl on the leadership table and turned to go out. Just two cadres from other units came to contact the director for work. I ran into my second brother who cooked as soon as I entered the door. Look at him with a big belly and a pair of glasses. He takes it for granted that the second cooking brother is the director. The two men shook hands warmly, pretended to smoke diligently, and said "I have always admired you" and "I hope I can take care of you more", which left the director in the cold. The second brother, who cooked, waved his hand: Wrong, wrong, I am "Qiu Er". The two did not understand, but smiled and said, we are all small "hills" of the revolution. The director woke up and explained. Those two can also be said in a roundabout way. It's not easy. Even the cooks under the director have official positions. They really have an eye. Later, the cadres of the unit all laughed and said that they simply set up a cooking department. Second brother cooks well and can be a section chief. Anyway, there are many cadres now, at least he looks more like a cadre in appearance. Of course it's empty. Second brother is still trying to smell soot. However, he also found it cost-effective, saying: Like leaders, some people pretend to smoke and eat for free. ...