2. Some people say I am handsome, but I smile, because I smile more handsome.
Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it!
4. I want to make a movie "Those years, we girls who have not been chased" in the future. I don't believe it.
I hate the nonsense that tells me "Why did you give up treatment", which makes me seem to be saved.
6. Obesity is the pain of breathing. Eating KFC hurts, eating McDonald's hurts, and even drinking water hurts.
7. My husband turns off the lights at night. I want to be a soft girl, so I got into my husband's arms and said, honey, I'm afraid of the dark. He pushed me away: come on, don't pretend. Last time you went to the haunted house, you shook hands with those ghosts all the way, just like taking a leader to the countryside!
8. The neighbor quarreled, and the three-year-old baby cried and shouted, "Dad, don't hit mom, Dad, don't hit mom, you can't hit her, whoops!"
9. The girlfriend asked her boyfriend, "If I am crazy, will you still love me?" The boyfriend said firmly, "Love!" My girlfriend pondered for a while and said sadly, "You really love my appearance!" " "
10. Senior high school students should not lament the words "once they graduate, it is estimated that this class will not get together". I'm telling you: in college, classes don't get together.
1 1. I finally understand why the military training at the beginning of school has to be turned around, because only in this way can the sun be more uniform.
12. God closed the window of mathematics for me, took the door of English by the way, blocked the sewer of Zongzhi, and even blocked the dog hole of Chinese for me.
13. Psychologists once said that the more you show off, the more you lack. But how do I feel that they show off their wealth is money, show their love is people, and do tourism in scenic spots!
14. Just out of the community gate this morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried and said, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!
15. What is a real house? This morning, I saw a buddy standing at the entrance of the building wearing a shorts vest, looking at the snowflakes on the ground and saying, "I'll go, it's winter!" " "
16. An elder once said to me, "Boys don't need to be handsome or rich, as long as they have a gentle and considerate heart, girls will like it." Now, please come out, I promise I won't kill you.
17. Women are plump, thin and slim, tall and slender, and short and exquisite! Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd. There is no justice!
18. When you are not full, there is only one worry about eating; Every time after eating, there will be more troubles!