Drinking is absolutely indispensable for all kinds of parties.
At the end of the year, all kinds of parties have started again. Whether you can drink or not, there will always be people at the banquet who will be persuaded or advised to drink. So, what is the most difficult "persuasive speech" you have ever encountered?
Let's take a look at this netizen's experience:
I drank wine in yurts many years ago, and I deeply realized what it means to be unable to refuse!
This yurt is not the home of Mongols, but a special restaurant run by Mongols.
At first, I drank slowly with my friends who treated me. After three rounds, I don't want to drink any more. I asked the guests to persuade me not to drink any more. At this time, I was on the show.
Step 1: Master, propose a toast to your most distinguished friend.
The master came in with Ma Touqin in his arms. After playing a song, he toasted his most distinguished friend (not a cup, but a small bowl), and I drank it.
Step 2: hostess, present Hada and propose a toast.
After a rest, the hostess came in with Hada, sang a song loudly, and then hung Hada around my neck. At that time, I thought it was disrespectful not to drink Hada, and it was suspected of undermining national feelings, and it was just a bowl.
It's too much. I've made up my mind not to drink flowers.
Step 3: The old man makes an auspicious toast.
Unexpectedly, an old man came later. He solemnly made an auspicious toast to heaven and earth, and then to me.
A man old enough to be my father toasted the gods. Although I am an atheist, I can't openly despise other people's beliefs. I am an old man who has fully respected you! Stop. Stop. Stop. Drink it!
Step 4: Mongolian girls dance and toast.
After drinking the old man's wine, I fainted. When the heavenly king Lao Zi came to persuade me, I made up my mind never to drink again, so that the little Mongolian girl came to dance and my heart was not disturbed at all. You jumped you, anyway, I will never drink again!
I don't drink after a song. She held the wine bowl above her head with both hands and danced, and I didn't drink it either. She danced with a wine bowl on her head. I won't drink unless I spill the wine! Your grandpa's toast was the last bowl just now! I have no psychological pressure on you for a girl film!
She jumped over the wine bowl and came to me. The person who treated her said, "Brother, drink it, or she will kneel down." Oh, my God! I grabbed the wine bowl from her head and didn't forget to respect heaven and earth, and then I did it.
Step 5: Down, the chess piece is broken. .......
Is there a program later? I don't think so. Sorry, the memory is here, and the back is broken.
In hindsight, I was treated as a routine, and he must have colluded with the store.
It was many years ago, and it shouldn't happen again now. Somehow, I finished drinking, and the guests and the toast were involved.
Is a netizen experience like this really "irresistible"? What kind of persuasive speech have you experienced? Let's share it together!
Reminder: drunken people, remember "one can't watch" and "two can't do"
"Don't look" after drunkenness
Drinking will make your eyes bloodshot. If you drink too much, the harmful components in the nine drugs will cause serious damage to your eyes, which will shrink the optic nerve and even lead to blindness.
Some studies have specifically experimented with this. As a result, compared with non-drinkers, the amount of tears excreted by drinkers was significantly reduced, and the corresponding subjects felt dry eyes from the morning after drinking too much.
Watching TV will reduce vision, while drinking will damage the optic nerve. Doing both at the same time is tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, which is very harmful to vision. So don't rush to see the opportunity after getting drunk, especially the elderly!
"two don't do it" after drunkenness
One: Failure to perform the rites of the Duke of Zhou.
Alcohol can paralyze the nerves to a certain extent, just like drugging, which makes people feel no pleasure for a relatively long time, but this is only the performance of burning bamboo and accelerating the burn-out, which will cause endless troubles and cause certain harm to your prostate and sexual nerves.
When the cavernous body is congested, alcohol will directly act on scrotum, sexual nerve and other parts, leading to the weakening of male sperm activity. If they "exercise" after drinking for a long time, it will also lead to many diseases, such as oligospermia, asthenospermia and excessive sensitivity of sexual nerves, which will lead to cavernous injury.
Two: Don't take a hot bath.
Alcohol can inhibit liver function and hinder the release of glycogen. When taking a bath, the glucose consumption in the human body will increase.
Taking a bath after drinking, blood sugar can not be replenished in time, which is prone to dizziness, general weakness and other symptoms. In severe cases, hypoglycemia coma may occur.
Not only that, hot bath can also dilate people's blood vessels, which is prone to cerebral blood supply deficiency, and patients with cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases are at greater risk at this time.
Three kinds of drinks after drinking can alleviate the "sequelae" of drinking.
One: dandelion rose tea protects the liver and warms the stomach.
Drink a cup of "tea" after drinking to protect the liver and warm the stomach. It should be noted that this kind of tea is not a traditional tea (traditional tea should not be drunk after drinking), but a herbal tea with health-preserving function. Having a drink after drinking is comfortable and healthy.
Take wild dandelion root tea and Rosa davurica flower tea, and make dandelion Rosa davurica fruit teabag according to the ratio of 3: 1, or soak it in water directly according to the ratio.
Dandelion and Rosa davurica are both medicinal and edible herbs. Different from traditional tea leaves, they are suitable for drinking after drinking, and can protect the liver and warm the stomach.
Modern science has proved that dandelion can antagonize the damage of endotoxin to lysosomes and mitochondria in liver cells and reduce the toxic effect of endotoxin, so it has the function of protecting liver. Dandelion, like milk thistle, is most commonly used in patients who need to eliminate hepatotoxicity.
Pear thorn is spicy and sweet, slightly warm. It has the effects of strengthening the liver and nourishing the stomach, regulating menstruation and promoting blood circulation, warming people's cardiovascular system, relieving depression in the body, calming the nerves and relieving depression, which is very beneficial to liver health and can warm and nourish the stomach.
Two: honey water relieves headaches after drinking.
Honey contains a special kind of fructose, which can promote the decomposition and absorption of alcohol and relieve headaches, especially those caused by red wine. In addition, honey also has hypnotic effect, which can make people fall asleep quickly and won't have a headache after getting up the next day.
Three: tomatoes, relieve dizziness after drinking
Tomatoes are also rich in special fructose, which helps to promote the decomposition of alcohol. Drinking more than 300 ml at a time can make the dizziness gradually disappear after drinking. Drinking tomato juice is better than eating raw tomatoes.
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