Someone's father goes to school to deliver meals to his son. After his father left, people in the dormitory began to shoot things. Dagang had a big mouth, and soon he finished his share, licked his mouth and looked at others' share. Qi immediately grabbed his share and shouted, "What are you looking at?"

After a while, "this is my shit! That's your shit! " "Don't look! My shit is better than yours, right ... "

1. A girl's diary wrote: There are many people around my house who have dogs and have no public morality. I just came out from home this morning and saw a pile of shit pulled by some wild dog at the door. I ate a kilo. (massive! Huge! It should be "surprised" )

There is an article about a teacher in China. When introducing the teacher's appearance, it should be "teacher's face". As a result, the students wrote "The teacher has a paw face". The Chinese teacher is going crazy.

After getting up in the morning and sorting out the "relics", we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? The teacher never knew ...

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and shit" ...

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)

My history teacher has long hair and shawl, short stature, bad temper and a little "chest" ...

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you: "Wait for the next history class and tighten your skin." (intense)

I think I am a good student who is worried about both academic performance and academic performance. ...

Teacher's comment: You should worry about failing. (excellent)

7. It's going to rain, and the farmer's uncle is picking up a small watch in the field. (wheat)

Teacher's comment: Where to get it? Let's organize a voluntary labor on Sunday. (wheat)

8. Just then, a "stroke" car just hit Xiao Qiang.