1 065438+1October 1 1, first discovered and captured in Jiazi No.1 Middle School in Lu Fengxian, Guangdong Province1Wild Altman! The discovery of this interstellar endangered species in China provides valuable first-hand information for further study and exploration of the origin and evolution of the Big Bang and the positioning of the earth in the universe. Relevant cadres and personnel in Jiazi Town told CCTV that this Altman was discovered by President Liu of Jiazi No.1 Middle School and informed the village committee. When the researchers arrived at the scene, Altman was obviously restless. Village cadres immediately evacuated the onlookers and asked researchers to communicate with them with brainwave transmitters. However, due to Altman's high vigilance and strong sense of self-protection, researchers have always been unable to get close. Two hours after the stalemate, a brave villager accompanied him flew forward and hit Altman on the head with a branch. Altman was so frightened that his feet were about to fly away, while the other two students in Class 226, Grade 226, who were lying in the tree, knocked him unconscious with bricks on the spot. According to the analysis of the chemistry teacher Liu at the scene, the flame sprayed at Altman's feet at that time probably contained unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine (rocket fuel), and the temperature was conservatively estimated to be between 5,000 and 7,000 degrees.

A researcher of the Environmental Protection Committee said in an interview that in recent years, Jiazi Town has strengthened environmental protection and the overall ecological situation has been greatly improved. Since this spring, many extinct species such as South China tiger, wombat, Atlas brown bear, Tyrannosaurus Rex and mammoth have been discovered one after another. Altman's discovery not only proves China's great achievements in environmental protection, but also provides strong evidence for American scholars to prove whether Altman provided the conjecture of China aborigines.

As a result of the discovery of this thing, people from Huilai and Shantou came to see our village, and more curious and enthusiastic people from Xinjiang, Hainan and Northeast China went. However, due to the fear of too many people going to see it, Altman may be hurt unnecessarily. The Ministry of National Defense has sent the first field squadron of the Army and Air Force to provide all-weather protection at the scene.

It is reported that at the time of publication of this article, the State Council, together with experts from the United States, Australia, Germany, France, South Korea, Japan and the United Nations Security Council (ESP), has held the Altman International Seminar in Jiedong County Cultural Bureau. This article will continue to pay attention to this! !

Background information:

Altman, also known as Almighty and Educator. It is a rare first-class protected species of galaxies in the universe and belongs to the family Anatidae. It is as famous as Astro Boy, Gourd Baby, Monkey King and Transformers, and it is also the treasure of the Milky Way. It has been listed in the red book of interstellar endangered species and the endangered list of the cosmic primate protection Committee. According to the literature, Altman comes from other galaxies, generally about 20 meters long and weighs about 46,000 tons. Lethal weapons generally include Soljet light, Spathom light and dynamic light waves. Since/kloc-0 was discovered in Tokyo in 966, the number of Altman cubs recognized by the United Nations has reached 77, but the appearance of Altman cubs is the first time in the whole human history.