When I was a child, I did a lot of things, crossing the river in my memory like a boat, but there was often a boat motionless in front of me. Whenever I think about it, I secretly laugh.
I remember when I was five years old, my father said to me, "Son, go downstairs and buy me a box of matches." Say that finish, pass me two yuan. This made me very happy, so I took the money and walked to the store.
After a while, the shop arrived, and the dazzling array of goods here dazzled me. I don't know where the matches are, so I have to look around the shop. After a long time, I finally found a box of matches with beautiful covers. I thought: the cover is beautiful, but can it be lit? I tried one by one. Well, they both can. Now I think this box of matches is very good. I paid the money and went home happily with a match.
When I got home, I gave the matches and the rest of the money to my father. Father saw it and said, "Oh, the cover is really beautiful." After that, I opened the matchbox and wanted to take it out and light it. As a result, I saw that all the matches were lit, so I asked strangely, "Why are all the matches in this box?" I said, "I'm afraid the matches won't light, so I'll try one by one." My father said to me, "Son, matches can only be used once. It can't be used after use. "
It suddenly dawned on me: why try it all? Just try one or two.
Everyone's childhood is happy, and there are as many stupid things as the stars in the sky. Now I can't help laughing when I recall the stupid things I did when I was a child. What I remember most is the stupid thing I did when I was 5 years old. That day, my parents were not at home, and I was bored at home. I saw a leek my mother just bought in the kitchen this morning, so I wanted to help her wash it. But how to wash it?
Thinking of this, my mind immediately came up with the scene of my mother washing clothes, and my eyes suddenly lit up: "Well, use the washing machine!" " "I shouted happily. I went to the kitchen to take out the leek, put it in the washing machine, and then pressed: "Open!" " "The washing machine began to stir, and my heart was still full of joy. I thought to myself, "Mom is back, and when she sees the leeks I washed, she will definitely praise me as a good boy!" " When the time came, I happily ran to the front of the washing machine and opened it. I was shocked, and all the leeks turned into dregs!
I was so anxious that I began to cry. At this time, my mother came back, saw me crying and asked me, "What's the matter?" I said with tears in my eyes, "The washing machine is broken, turning leeks into dregs!" " "My mother smiled, and then meaningfully said to me," It's not that the washing machine is broken, it's that the leek has no toughness and was broken by the pulsator in the machine. "The washing machine is specially used for washing hard things. Of course, leeks can't be washed. It's okay, don't cry! " I finally smiled through tears. Whenever I think about it, I can't help laughing.
When we were young, we always did something stupid! And they can make people laugh! I am no exception. Please listen to me and tell you slowly.
Mine is thirty-seven years old. Short hair and big eyes. Very kind
I remember once, I went shopping in the supermarket with me. Passing the beauty shop, I saw a huge advertisement. It says that soup can replenish blood. On second thought, my mother is so tired at work at ordinary times that she should go to replenish blood! I laughed as I walked, thinking of some beautiful things! When I got home, I immediately took a useless empty bottle and went downstairs to catch it. However, after searching for a long time, I didn't even see the shadow of the ant. However, I am not discouraged! I began to cry like grandma's voice. However, all previous efforts were in vain. Suddenly, I thought of a way: ants move, because it's coming, hee hee!
Sure enough, after a while, ants appeared! I grabbed it quickly and finally caught more than half of the bottle. I quickly ran upstairs, imitated my mother's way of washing rice, and put ants into the water to "wash". After scouring, I began to cook ant soup.
It's almost four o'clock, and mom is back. I poured the freshly cooked ant soup into a cup and served it to my mother. Mom was surprised at first, and then she kept laughing! I turned pale and said to my mother, "Mom, this ant soup can replenish blood. If you drink it, it will look much better than it is now! " ""ha ha ha "is a burst of laughter!
Every time I think about it, the whole family will laugh from ear to ear! Alas, time flies, the sun and the moon fly, and in a blink of an eye, childhood is gone forever, and I can no longer do "stupid things". I really miss the past!
In my heart, there is another me, but with the growth of age, my heart has buried another me. That one is my name-childhood.
How I miss what I did in my childhood! Now, I worry about my study every day, and I have no intention of doing the stupid things I did when I was a child. I can only fantasize about going back to childhood and doing those funny stupid things. My childhood contains the happiest things and memories in my life.
I did many things in my childhood, and I will never forget a few of them. Once, I "helped" (actually played there) in grandma's field. Grandma worked for a long time, and I took a glass of milk. Grandma just took a sip and spit it out, because the bag of milk was made of calcium-supplemented milk powder and water. Grandma said: "Really, grandma usually drinks health products for the elderly. Yours is used to supplement calcium. How can you give it to grandma? " I said, "I'll be fine if I drink it. Why doesn't grandma drink? " Grandma was so angry with me that she had nothing to say.
Another time, I wanted to throw up, so I asked my brother to give me "White Rabbit" brand candy to eat. But my brother refused to give it, so I threw up on the spot. At this time, my brother said, "So you don't want to cheat sugar, but you really want to vomit!" " Now my mother will scold me to death. Hey! "I said," who told you not to give me candy? Mom will scold you for not taking care of me. Ha ha! "My brother is angry with me, too.
I did a lot of stupid things when I was a child.
Everyone did stupid things in childhood, and I was no exception-stealing eggs.
At that time, I was only seven years old, too young to be sensible and ignorant.
Once, my friend asked me to steal eggs, and I immediately agreed. We found some tree trunks first, and then put on a small straw hat to prevent birds from pecking at us. At first, we looked around to see where there was a bird's nest in the tree.
I look left and right, then I run around under a tree, and then I shake it a few times when I see another tree. I walked to a tall, thick tree, looked up, looked left and right, and saw many branches. On closer inspection, it turned out to be the Bird's Nest. I cried, "ah! I found the bird's nest. " The running partners are all focused on me.
I pointed, immediately took out a few tree trunks and gave one to everyone. I put the trunk together, grabbed the end of the trunk, and saw a few drops of bird droppings fall on my head while digging the bird's nest. I didn't know it at first, so I touched it, took it down and felt curious, so I smelled it. I almost spit it out: "What is this? It stinks. " My friends laughed when they saw it: "Hahahaha ..." I wiped it with paper and began to dig eggs again.
This time, I hit the target and grabbed the trunk tightly. My friends looked at the bird's nest and the trunk carefully, but I didn't expect to really pull it out. The bird's nest slept straight from mid-air, and we all got out of the way. Unexpectedly, there are six or seven eggs in the bird's nest. One of us, just as we were happy, a large flock of birds flew towards us. We ran as fast as we could with eggs in our arms, but no bird ran so fast. I lost my egg and was pecked black and blue by a bird.
I will never do such a stupid thing as stealing eggs again.
In the evening, I sat in the yard and looked at the bright stars in the sky, thinking of many things, including one thing I did in grade one that made me feel stupid and shy.
I still remember that it was a winter and my mother bought two pieces of wood. At that time, I thought to myself, "Why does my mother have nothing to buy two useless pieces of wood?" I'm confused. "Mom, why did you buy it?" "Oh, I see. Did you buy a dog stick on TV? " Mom smiled and replied, "this is not a dog stick, and this is not a tree." This is made of sugar cane. It is edible and sweet. It is a kind of fruit. I don't believe you can learn from me. " I take my mother as an example. I took a bite and chewed a few times. This is a taste I have never tasted, sweeter than sugar. If only I could eat it every day. A strange idea suddenly occurred to me. I went outside to look for "small trees" that I could eat.
The next day, I called all my good friends home, and my friends looked at me in confusion. I said, "My mother bought two things like trees yesterday. They taste delicious. " I suggest going out and looking for some such trees. I'm going with everyone. It took us a long time to find a decent tree. We don't have any tools. Let's just bite with our teeth. We took turns biting one by one, and when it was my turn, I bit off the wood with my teeth. I chewed and narrowed my eyes, ah! How bitter! At this moment, my mother passed by and said, "son, this is just an ordinary tree." Only sugar cane can be eaten. " My friends all burst out laughing, and my face turned red.
This is a stupid thing I did. That's ridiculous.
We did a lot of stupid things when we were children. At that time, I didn't understand why my mother laughed. Now let me talk about stupid things when I was a child.
When I was a child, I was very sensitive to the word "fly". As we know, birds can fly, paper planes can fly, and planes can fly. ...
One day, some children and I were throwing pebbles. I picked up a bigger stone and threw it at the tree. The bird in the tree was scared to fly, and it suddenly occurred to me that birds can fly, and I am sure I can fly better than birds. Because I am an advanced animal, my "wings" must be more advanced than birds. I flapped my wings hard, and my friends gathered around and asked, "Hao Hao, what are you doing?" "I'm practicing flying," I replied; My friends didn't laugh, so they naively asked me, "Can I really fly?" "Uh-huh, as long as you keep working hard, you will definitely fly." We began to practice "flying" and everyone tried to flap their wings. Passers-by asked, "What are you doing?" We practice our own, leave him alone. I hurt my wing fan before I went home. The family saw it and asked angrily, "Who did you fight with?" I told my mother everything, and my mother laughed out of breath. I don't know why she smiled. She ran angrily to the balcony and saw the bird jump down from the tree and fly away. It suddenly occurred to me that I ran downstairs and said to them, "We should jump down higher steps so that we can fly." I jumped several times, but I still couldn't fly. Everyone was tired and went home.
Why can birds fly and we can't? ...
What is childhood? It is a mellow wine, which makes people memorable; It's a light dance song that people can't put down. Every child's childhood has many interesting and embarrassing things. When I was 8 years old, I made a "scandal" that I am still embarrassed to mention.
Every girl loves beauty. Dresses, high heels and earrings are all essential "beauty necessities". Among them, I have a special taste in high heels. I usually watch my mother walk in front in high heels, so I want to give it a try.
Finally, the opportunity has come, my mother is going out to buy food, and the long-awaited "ultimate battle plan" in my little head is going to be implemented! After making sure that my mother had left home, I sneaked into the shoe cupboard, took off my slippers, took out my mother's high heels and put them on with joy. Mom's shoes are so big that I can't stand still. You can only drag high heels bit by bit like skating. Look in the mirror, I really look like a funny penguin!
There is also a gap between rice and white. Just as I was holding the "sliding catwalk" in my high heels, there was a knock at the door. My mother forgot her keys! I quickly took off my mother's high heels and stuffed them into the shoe cabinet. When I opened the door, my mother asked me in surprise, "Where are your slippers?" Shit, I forgot to wear slippers! In order not to let my mother find the clue, I played dumb for a while under her "coercion"
Fortunately, until today, my mother has not found out that my little daughter has done anything stupid because she loves beauty.
Stupid and excellent composition 9 "I don't want to go to school! I want to make a living! " On a sunny morning, I rolled up a different "wind". I shouted at my parents that I didn't want to go to school. I thought my parents could spend money everywhere without going to school or doing homework. That's a pleasure. I think this is unfair, so I want to make a living by myself, but I can't ask my mother for "food" like a dog! My mother looked at me and smiled and said, "Do you really want to make a living by yourself?"
"Of course!" I stared at my small eyes, raised my head, straightened my chest, folded my hands and crowed like a rooster. "I am not a child now!" I know what money is! "
"Good, good, good. And a few eggs you sold! " Mom, then I have no choice but to "sacrifice" the egg.
I carefully escorted the "gold and silver treasure" to the sales office with eggs, just like holding a treasure. I put down my eggs and sat down. I just sit and wait and wait. I don't know how long I waited, but I didn't sell any eggs! My confidence is a little low. I thought there must be something wrong with my method! I look around, look around. I see people selling things. So, I followed suit. I stood up, raised my voice, concentrated all my strength in my mouth and shouted, "Come and buy an egg for one yuan!" " "Shout, shout, really someone to buy eggs. Maybe they just want to take care of me, because I am a child, or maybe my eggs are not expensive. But anyway, I am very happy.
After a day's hard work, I sold all my eggs. 15 yuan. I asked my mother happily, "1What can 5 yuan buy?" Mom smiled and replied: "5 bowls of instant noodles!" " ""what? " I exclaimed.
It is said that teenagers don't know the taste of sorrow, but at that moment I was a teenager!
Silly excellent composition 10 "Childhood is the truth in dreams, the dream in reality, and the tearful smile when recalling." Every time I think of those idiots when I was a child, I can't help smiling for a while.
I remember it was a sunny morning and I fell out of bed early in the morning. Because my parents are not at home today, I want to cook a "big" breakfast by myself.
I first grabbed a handful of rice, washed it with clear water a few times, then poured some water and put it in the rice cooker to cook porridge.
Then there is the most fun moment, that is, I want to make my own fried eggs. I took some eggs from the refrigerator and poured some oil into the pot. I thought it was nothing, but after a while, I saw oil stains scratching. Awesome. I have never seen such a situation, so I have to run out of the kitchen and close the kitchen door.
Ten minutes later, I carefully walked to the kitchen door and slowly opened the door. I see oil stains everywhere. I had no choice but to pick up the mop and rush to the kitchen, dragging it all over.
Next, I'm going to beat eggs, but I don't have any experience, so I can only hold eggs carefully. But at this moment, an unexpected thing happened. I heard a bang and the egg suddenly fell into the bowl. The eggshell is broken, and the egg yolk and egg white gradually flow out. I wanted to pour it directly into the pot, but when I looked at the bowl, I found the eggshell inside, so I had to take out chopsticks from the cupboard and clip it away.
In the last stage, I poured the beaten eggs into the pot at once and helped the eggs "turn over" in the pot with a shovel. Time passed by, and finally I succeeded in making fried eggs.
There are many interesting things in childhood, some things make you happy, some things make you sad, but this thing is deeply rooted in my heart like a tree!
Stupid composition1120xx will be fine on Saturday, September 23rd.
This happened when I was six years old. Very interesting. Never laugh at "big teeth"! At noon that day, my mother found that the salt at home was used up, so she asked me to buy salt with five yuan. I went to the store and said to the boss, "Uncle, I want to buy salt." Uncle smiled and handed me a bag of salt. I was walking home, thinking: What's the smell of salt? I'll try. So I tore open the bag, grabbed a handful of salt with my hand and put it in my mouth. Wow! How salty it is! I didn't hold the salt bag. I fell to the ground for a while and all the salt spilled out. Willy-nilly, I threw the salt on the ground into the bag with the ash in a hurry. When I went back to the yard, I saw my neighbor Grandma Wang washing rice, so I asked, "Grandma Wang, why do you want to wash rice?" Grandma Wang said, "There is something dirty in the rice. It is hygienic to wash the rice with water before eating. " I had a brainwave: then I washed the salt, and the dirty things were washed away. So, like Grandma Wang, I put some water in the salt bag and took it home, only to find that the salt was getting less and less and finally disappeared. Tears streaming down my face, I quickly asked my mother, where is the salt? Mother told me, "The salt has melted. It is soluble and cannot be washed with water. " I bowed my head in shame. Do you find it funny? Comments: The little author wrote a stupid thing that happened when he was six years old. Because of his curiosity, the salt bag fell to the ground and even the dust in the bag was picked up. Seeing grandma Wang go to school after washing rice, the salt disappeared.
But in the end, I understand a truth: salt is soluble and valuable, and it is completely introduced in the time, place, person, cause, process and result of things.
One summer when I was a child, the air conditioner at home broke down, so I had to use a small portable electric fan to enjoy the cool. One day, I was alone in the house, holding a small electric fan and enjoying the gentle breeze. A strange idea suddenly flashed through my mind. I can only cool down temporarily by blowing the fan like this now, but if I blow the room cool with an electric fan, won't it always be cool?
At the beginning, I took a small electric fan and started a "cooling action" at every corner. The wind from the small electric fan swept through every corner of the bedroom, but the temperature in the bedroom didn't drop as fast as I thought. Maybe it's because there are too few fans and the time is too short, I think. So, I took out three fans and turned on the power together. Then I closed the door and thought happily, after a while, it will be great when I open the door.
I sat on the sofa and waited patiently. I felt it for a long time, and I couldn't help it. I quickly opened the door of the room, but the temperature inside was still so hot that I was sweating all over. After a long time, it was even hotter. I called my mother to ask why. My mother smiled and said, "The wind can take away the heat from people, so I feel cool, but it can't lower the temperature." Then I suddenly realized.
Son, what kind of stupid things have you done? Please share them with me.
If life is a brilliant stage, then childhood is one of the most wonderful performances; If life is a moving song, then childhood is the most beautiful poem. No matter what life is, childhood should be the most beautiful and naive; So was my childhood.
One day, I was bored at home. Suddenly, an attractive smell led me into the kitchen. Ah! It turned out to be my favorite mung bean soup! Looking at a big pot of mung bean soup, I couldn't help swallowing. I think: action is better than action! Thinking of this, I immediately brought a bowl of mung bean soup and wolfed it down. But after eating the first bite, I felt something was missing. By the way, mom usually puts oil, salt, sugar and soy sauce in cooking. This mung bean soup doesn't seem to have these seasonings! Never mind, let me play. Then I put oil, salt, sugar and soy sauce in the mung bean soup. After I finished, I tasted my "delicious food" proudly. I took a sip of excitement, and the result was worse than before! I wonder in my heart: I put seasoning, why is it still broken? Did I miss those materials?
While I was wondering, my mother came back from shopping. I ran to my mother with a puzzled face and asked, "Mom, why did I put oil, salt, sugar and soy sauce in the mung bean soup?" Is it still so bad? "
You put seasoning in your cooking. Isn't your cooking delicious? "I saw my mother spit out three words from her mouth with a smile:" Silly child! "
Look, this is part of my stupid childhood. Sometimes when I ask you, let me tell you.
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Stupid and excellent composition 14 When I opened the door of my childhood again and unlocked the password, a series of "movies" were shown again, and the most unforgettable thing for me was "washing salt".
I remember once before, when my mother was cooking and the salt was gone, she gave me fifty cents to buy salt. I took the money and happily went to buy salt. When I arrived at the supermarket, I said to the waiter aunt, "Aunt, buy a bag of salt." Aunt handed me the salt and gave me change. I didn't taste the salt, so I tore a hole, grabbed a little and put it in my mouth. "Bah, it tastes terrible!" I accidentally spilled all the salt, so I quickly put it in my pocket. When I got home, I saw my aunt washing rice next door and asked, "Aunt, can you wash the rice clean?" Aunt said kindly; "Yes!" Then, an idea suddenly came to my mind: wash the dirty salt with water. When I got home, I crept to the faucet, took out the washbasin and sprinkled salt into the water, thinking: I am really a genius, hehe! But soon, all the salt was gone. When my mother saw this situation, she said to me in distress situation: "Rice can't be dissolved with water, so salt is different. It will dissolve when it touches water. " After that, I was given an experiment, and I bowed my head shyly.
Once again, I closed the door of golden childhood follies, locked the password and let them stay forever. I really want to have another carefree childhood! How nice that would be!
When I was a child, I did many interesting things. Many funny things; Many stupid things ... I still remember, once, I pulled a chicken on grandma's henhouse. One day soon after I went to kindergarten, my parents took me to my grandmother's house to play. I have never seen a chicken since I was a child, and I have never seen a chicken cover. The chicken cover is round with a small hole at the top. At this time, grandma's chicken grew a few colorful feathers.
I was curious, so I tried to see if I could stick my head in the hole and see what the chicken looked like. So, after a long struggle, I "surrendered". I want to call my mother to help me, but she ignores me because she hasn't seen my grandmother for a long time. I went to find my father, but my father was listening to my mother and grandmother carefully, for fear of missing a word. He didn't feel my little destiny calling him. I'm disappointed.
Disappointed, I went back to the henhouse and tried my best to "pull" a chicken out to play. I wandered around the henhouse, looking for loopholes, but found nothing.
I have an abacus in my head: I can take the chicken out by hand. "Brave Chuang Chuang! Don't be afraid of difficulties ... "I actually hummed a song.
I lie prone on the chicken coop, and my right hand swings around in the chicken coop. Hey! I caught a chicken. I couldn't wait to take the chicken out. The chicken groaned, as if begging for mercy: "Let me go, let me go!" " Mom, dad and grandma started laughing when they heard the news and saw me pulling chickens. I accidentally slipped and the chicken fell. I've been catching it.
This kind of thing, in retrospect, I still feel stupid at that time. So, I can still laugh.