A person can run 100 km with one foot on the accelerator when driving, 1 hour;

People can run 300 kilometers 1 hour with their eyes closed.

People can fly 1000 km and eat 1 hour of delicious food.

Feeling: people are still the same person. The same efforts, different platforms and carriers will lead to different results.

At a banquet, Mark Twain sat opposite a lady. Out of politeness, he said, You are so beautiful!

The lady was ungrateful and said proudly, it's a pity that I can't praise you in the same way!

Mark Twain said gently and peacefully: That doesn't matter. You can lie like me. The lady hung her head in shame.

Feeling: The stone you throw down is often yourself.

Wild boars and horses eat grass together. Wild boars often do bad things, either stepping on grass or muddling water.

The horse was very angry and wanted revenge, so he asked the hunter for help. The hunter said, unless you put a halter on the horse and let him ride it.

The horse was eager for revenge and agreed to the hunter's request. The hunter rode a horse and defeated the wild boar. Then he brought the horse back and tied it to the manger. The horse lost its original freedom.

Feeling: Comments: If you can't tolerate others, you will bring misfortune to yourself.

Taoist priest has a disciple who likes to complain.

One day, a Taoist priest put a handful of salt into a glass of water for his disciples to drink.

Disciple said: salty is bitter.

The Taoist priest sprinkled more salt into the lake so that his disciples could taste it again.

Disciple said after drinking: pure and sweet.

The Taoist priest said: the pain of life is salt, and its salinity depends on the container in which it is held.

Feeling: People who always complain about this world are not that the world is too bad, but that your mind is too narrow.

A family has three sons. They grew up in endless quarrels between their parents, and their mothers were often black and blue.

The boss thought: Mom is so poor! I will be good to my wife in the future.

Second thought: getting married is boring. I will never get married when I grow up!

The third thought: It turns out that a husband can beat his wife like this.

Feeling: Even if the environment is the same, different ways of thinking will affect the difference of life.

A new fish pond is opened, and the fishing fee is 100 yuan.

After fishing all day, I didn't catch any fish. The boss said that whoever didn't catch a fish would be given a chicken.

Many people went, and when they came back, everyone was carrying a chicken, and everyone was very happy! I think the boss is very interesting.

Later, the janitor of the fishing ground told everyone that the boss used to raise chickens professionally, and there were no fish in this fish pond.

Feeling: In the new era, to do marketing, we must break the traditional thinking. Clever inventory also makes customers willing to pay the bill.

The mouse fell into a half-full rice jar, and it was overjoyed by the accident.

After making sure there was no danger, it began to eat, sleep and eat in the rice jar.

Soon, the rice jar bottomed out, but after all, I couldn't get rid of the temptation of rice and stayed in the jar.

Finally, after eating, I found that jumping out was just a dream, and everything was fine. ...

Feeling: Our life seems dull, but there are crises everywhere.

On the first day, the white rabbit went fishing and found nothing. The next day, it went fishing again, as usual.

On the third day, as soon as it arrived, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted, If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will kill you!

Feeling: You pay what you "want" to pay, not what the other person wants. Efforts to live in your own world are worthless.

A friend is a doctor who had cancer surgery. After opening it, he found that he couldn't cut it open and had to sew it again.

Go and explain the situation to the patient The patient comes from the countryside and doesn't know the terminology. He insisted that he would get better after the operation.

I have to discharge him from the hospital and come to see him again in a year. Really good, the cancer cells have disappeared!

Feeling: Optimism is the best operation.

That year, he sat in a coffee shop waiting for his friend. A girl came up and asked: Did you come on a blind date through the introduction of Aunt Wang?

He looked up at her, just like her, thinking about why he didn't make a mistake, so he quickly agreed, yes, please sit down.

On the wedding day, he declared that he was not going on a blind date. My wife smiled and said, I'm not going on a blind date either. I just want to find an excuse to talk to you. ...

Feeling: When the opportunity comes, don't hesitate to seize it.

On the high-speed rail, an old man accidentally dropped the new shoes he just bought from the window, which made people around him feel sorry. Unexpectedly, the old man immediately threw the second shoe out of the window. This move is a big surprise. The old man explained: No matter how expensive this shoe is, it is useless to me. If anyone can find a pair of shoes, maybe he can put them on! Feeling: If you are doomed to irreparable pain, it is better to give up early.

Girls publicly voted for the class flower, and Xiaomei, who looks plain, gave a speech: If I am elected, in a few years, the sisters present here can proudly tell their husbands that when I went to college, I was more beautiful than the class flower!

As a result, she was unanimously elected!

Feelings: Persuading others to support you doesn't have to prove that you are better than others, but to make others feel that they are better and more fulfilled because of you.

An old man selling porcelain bowls was walking on the road with a pole. Suddenly, a porcelain bowl fell to the ground and broke, but the old man walked on without looking back. Passers-by saw it very strangely and asked, "Why don't you look at your broken bowl?" The old man replied, "No matter how I turn around, the bowl is broken."

Feeling: Learn to accept and let go of what has been lost. After all, many things will not be repeated because of your sadness, and the results will be changed.

The old monk asked the young monk, "What if you step forward and die?" The young monk said without hesitation, "I'll go to the side."

Feeling: God never shuts one door but he opens another. When you encounter a dilemma on the road of life, if you think from another angle, maybe you will understand that the road is next to the road.

The poor asked the Buddha, why am I so poor? Buddha said: You have not learned to give to others. Poor man: I have nothing. How to give it? Buddha: A person who has nothing can give others seven things.

Yan: Smile; Speech: say words of praise and comfort; Heart: open your heart and be kind to others; Eye protection: give others a kind look; Physical giving: helping others with actions; Seats: that is, simple seats; Akashi: Have a tolerant heart. Feeling: Don't care too much about meaningless things, give more to others, and you may reap unexpected wealth and happiness.

Feeling: Only we can decide our appearance, and the way others look at you is the way you look at yourself.

There is a gold panning team walking in the desert. Everyone walked heavily and painfully, but only one person walked happily.

Others asked, "Why are you so comfortable?"

He smiled and said, "Because I have the least things with me."

Feeling: It turns out that happiness is very simple, just a little less.

There is a strong lock hanging on the gate, and the iron core has taken a lot of effort, but it still can't be pried open.

The key came and his thin body got into the lock hole. With a slight turn, the big lock opened with a bang.

Die-hard asked strangely, "Why can't I open it after all my efforts, but you open it easily?"

The key said, "Because I know his heart best."

Feeling: Everyone's heart is like a locked door, no matter how thick your iron bar is, it can't be pried open.

Only by caring can we turn ourselves into a delicate key, enter other people's hearts and understand others.

A crow met a pigeon on his way home.

The dove asked, "Where are you going?"

The crow said, "Actually, I don't want to go, but everyone thinks I can't cry well, so I want to go."

The dove said to the crow, "Don't waste your energy! If you don't change your voice, you won't be popular anywhere. "

Feeling: To solve the problem, we must grasp the essence of the matter in order to hit the nail on the head!

Shrimp sometimes looks red when it sees crabs, so I envy them.

The crab told the shrimp that it often ran to the land to bask in the sun, and when the strong sunlight shone on it, it showed a beautiful red color.

Shrimp was so excited that he jumped on the shore and learned to bask in the sun, but it killed him.

Feeling: You don't need to imitate others blindly, what suits you is the best.