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There are so many beautiful senior sisters, all of whom are very capable and smart. You will see it in two months-sister-in-law!
What should I do when cooking in the canteen? Attracting the opposite sex cannot be wrong. If you find the wrong owner-half a spoon!
Chat in the computer room, ask about nationality and meeting, and then ask about the place in Iraq-next to it!
Standing in line outside the computer room, the sweaty sea of people finally stepped forward-power failure!
Three people wear a pair of trousers, and the dormitory will achieve mass production. When it is washed, we should act together-get out of the way!
Before the exam, the classroom stepped on the spot, the cheat sheet filled the table, and the teacher fainted-change classes!
Everyone carries a mobile phone around his waist, and hangs up as soon as the bell rings. Hang up and see what he's looking for-a public phone!
Dormitory love, boys keep mice and girls keep rabbits, and change jobs after three days-crossing!
College life is really good, and no one is noisy when playing every day. What if there is no job? -Forget it!
That night, I went to fetch water and ran into a man who thought it was a ghost. I was surprised to ask what they were doing-kissing!
Running in the student union every day, doing everything by myself and leaving home-quite successful.
It's spring again, and the hall on the second floor is very lively, and the teachers get together. It's good.
Praise our leaders first. The SARS epidemic came in turn, and the headquarters was self-sufficient and drove them away.
The development of the school is self-centered, innovative in education and teaching, pioneering and enterprising, striving for the first place.
Safety education always says that family planning is implemented well every day, which is really bragging.
There is a new atmosphere in the new year. It's great that the headmaster sets an example everywhere and takes the lead.
If you praise the teacher for his high knowledge, you can't ask him for a thousand times, as long as you learn and really teach.
Concentrate on teaching, put aside personal gains and losses, and have nothing to look at the moon. It's really round.
After sending away one session after another, my black hair is getting more and more white, and my life is like a dream, which is really spiritual.
I received flowers on Teacher's Day, and I left a message on Christmas Day. Peaches and plums are very fragrant and sweet.
The headmaster has a teacher in his heart, and the teacher has students in his heart. He loves the campus and has real feelings.
Say the same question eight times, and it's still wrong. My stomach cramps. It's really hot.
Weak schools, how can they remain weak and work wholeheartedly?
I don't usually work hard. Grasp the scalp and look at the face in the senior high school entrance examination. It is really green.
Before the new year, former students sent new year cards, and the spring breeze was so sweet.
Teachers who are not tired of asking questions and teachers who can't get down, as long as you learn, you will really teach.
Boys and girls are obsessed with boys and girls, and the senior high school entrance examination is just around the corner. It is urgent.
The street vendor blocked the door, and the students spent money without blinking. This is a land of feng shui. Really busy.
Safety education is talked about every day, always thinking that every family has one. It was really scary.
The meeting in the morning lasted only half an hour, and I squatted down pale and fragile. It's really charming.
I am in my fifties and go to bed before eight o'clock. I am really tired of reading newspapers.
It's really sour to leave this three-foot platform after teaching for more than 30 years.
Concentrate on teaching, put aside personal gains and losses, nothing to do. Look at the sky, it's so blue.
The gap between schools is a fact for many reasons. It's all my fault? That's weird.
Session after session, a few white hairs become one piece, and life is short and fast.
It is understandable that students are naughty, parents are arrogant, teachers are panicked, tears are streaming down their faces, and they really cry.
Any school is the same. Art teachers don't talk about "beauty", and the door is open. It's a mess
After graduation, all the students who can say hello to the teacher are good students. I'm not talking nonsense, I'm telling the truth.
The colder the weather, the bigger the naughty students open the window and stand out from the crowd. It's really cool.
The newly-built teaching building is bright, so don't be busy if you want to swallow our school. Honestly, it's crazy.
Too many bad students sue you and too many good students sue you. It's really annoying to be in a dilemma
Teachers' meeting reported scores, and several families were happy and worried, letting them "drink medicine." It is really bitter.
How to draw campus comics? It's really stupid to forget Rodin's sentence, "Beauty lies in discovery".
I'm going to "complain" tonight, with nine advantages and one hope. The art of talking is really unique.
Students can't read foreign languages, and teachers can't read his computer books. This is very interesting.
The headmaster has a teacher in his heart, and the teacher has a student in his heart. "Love the whole world" is true.
The headmaster has only been gone for three days, and the teacher is just like a student leaving the head teacher. It's so cool.
Who said that the new official took office with three fires? The headmaster has never let go of "fire" in recent years, and it is really prosperous.
The music teacher is quite confused, and all the students sing better than me. Self-study without a teacher is really "ok".
The better the class, the more energetic it is, and the more chaotic it is, the more annoying it is. No, class is really slow.
1 Happy National Day, boys and girls greeted each other with smiles, and the principal personally came to participate-adding chaos!
At the get-together, teachers and students had a good time. Who wants to mention homework here? Fuck off!
Now that there are so many clothes, teachers always follow the fashion and wear jeans in suspenders-silly!
It's really serious in the examination room. Looking for help everywhere, the invigilator came and caught it!
It's not easy to have a holiday. I finally hope to have a rest, but I don't know that I have to make up lessons during the holiday-play!
I am really active when cleaning, cleaning windows and sweeping the floor. Who's going to throw things-hit you!
There is a lot of homework today. I have Chinese and English, and the math teacher came in again-fainted!
Today's students are worthless, bold and rude. When you meet a girl, shout loudly-love you!
In summer, there is no air conditioning in the classroom, and mosquitoes bite insects. Pull it down without air conditioning!
Entering the South Courtyard, the elder sister asked her what she was doing and how to pay.
Go to the dormitory and probe before entering. You are going the wrong way and need to be beaten.
The school doctor really applauded. What if you are not angry, annoyed or sick?
Then open an account, you have to walk around, and the photos are so headless.
Then cover the insurance, there is little money in the bag, and I am afraid that nothing will happen. Nonsense.
After everything was done, I was sweating all over. How to take a bath? Time.
There are many kinds of canteens, the environment is good, and the food expenses are really cheap. That's bullshit！
At eleven o'clock every night, there is no power supply in the dormitory. What if I can't sleep? Turn around.
Contact is definitely not good. What if I have no money? Run!
When I came to the gym, the equipment was really complete. How was the dance? Rotten!
The student union recruits new students, and everyone wants to go in. What if they can't get in? Climb relatives!
It's time to go to the Drum Tower. It's too far by bus. Who should I leave my seat with? Woman!
There are many lovers in Nantah, so what about singles? Nothing can be done!
At the opening ceremony, alumni came to give speeches. What about the school song? Hard to sing!
Freshman debate, a wonderful fight. What's the topic? Fall in love!
Football championship, sophomore year is really good, how about freshman year? Handsome!
Pukou is really lively, and the community is recruiting new people. What's going on here? Heart Association!
Campus scenery is beautiful, life is really tired, what should I do if I am depressed? Consultation!
At the general meeting, we came to the stage. How do you think? Cool!
A: "Are the girls in Peking University ugly? This problem has been bothering me.
Let's have a big campus survey and listen to the feelings of boys. "
Thirty percent of the boys nodded; "Ugly!"
Thirty percent of the boys shook their heads: "You can't watch!"
30% of the boys curled their lips: "This is not ugly!"
Ten percent of the boys waved their hands: "I'm leaving! My girlfriend will be beaten when she hears it ~ "
B: "Although the girls in Peking University are ugly, they don't seem to be worried. The school enrolls students every year.
The ugly things are yet to come. "
C: "Peking University, ugly women are infinite. Go to a batch every year, year after year.
I can't bear to look around on campus for fear of eye abuse.
But with beautiful women around, why worry about failing the exam? "
Ding: "Whether girls in Peking University are ugly or not, this topic needs to be studied.
This condition in our school can only be forced.
Get your girlfriend first, whether you like it or not.
Hand in hand, hand in hand, walk together after class.
For four years, ugly or not. "
A, B and C: "Master!"
1 \- Three sentences and a half on campus
It's spring again, and the hall on the second floor is very lively, and the teachers get together. It's good.
Praise our leaders first. The SARS epidemic came in turn, and the headquarters was self-sufficient and drove them away.
The development of the school is self-centered, innovative in education and teaching, pioneering and enterprising, striving for the first place.
Safety education always says that family planning is implemented well every day, which is really bragging.
There is a new atmosphere in the new year. It's great that the headmaster sets an example everywhere and takes the lead.
If you praise the teacher for his high knowledge, you can't ask him for a thousand times, as long as you learn and really teach.
Concentrate on teaching, put aside personal gains and losses, and have nothing to look at the moon. It's really round.
After sending away one session after another, my black hair is getting more and more white, and my life is like a dream, which is really spiritual.
I received flowers on Teacher's Day, and I left a message on Christmas Day. Peaches and plums are very fragrant and sweet.
The headmaster has a teacher in his heart, and the teacher has students in his heart. He loves the campus and has real feelings.
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1, the four of us will perform. Clap your hands if it's funny.
If you satirize someone, don't cry.
2. Lanzhou University is the best in Tsinghua, the five northwestern provinces.
What do foreigners say about us?
Yuzhong campus is really spacious and tree-lined.
Walking in the teaching building.
The accommodation on campus is really good, comparable to a star hotel.
Toilet, telephone, TV and Internet.
The apples in the supermarket are sweet and crisp, but the price is a little expensive.
Waiting in line to pay the bill is really tiring.
6. The hospital on campus is a little small and the service attitude is not very good.
There are not many kinds of drugs, so it is best not to get sick.
7. It is really common for the headquarters of Lanzhou University to become a couple.
Take a walk in the shade. Shh! Don't look.
8. There are really few girls on campus, and they are beautiful and hard to find.
Besides, she is not tall. She's fine!
9. Girls are really tired when they go to the canteen. It's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan. Shoes are useless.
Run errands to lose weight every time you eat.
10. Snacks in this department can be found everywhere with different flavors.
What? Beef noodles never tire of eating.
1 1, it's really safe to guard your dormitory with anti-theft iron gates.
It's hard for you to get in yourself. Keys are always broken.
12, Li Yang came to our school. Crazy English is really popular.
Smart people who are not afraid of shyness scream.
13, get up every day, you must run in the dark early.
I fell down when I saw no one around.
14, it's good for some students to go to class before dawn.
Newspapers are spread on several tables.
15. Everyone says there are many people in universities. We don't agree with this.
The campus is too wide to lift 3000 acres of mountains.
16, military training in the rain is really cool and sweaty.
If you can't keep up with it.
17, the friendship dormitory is one-on-one for men and women.
Boys always feel that something is wrong. It costs too much money.
18, what we said is not quite right, and it will also offend people.
Now we must prepare for the retreat.
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3 \ \ Three sentences and a half on campus at the New Year's Party
At the New Year's Day party this year, we performed a three-and-a-half sentence on campus, which many students didn't see. Here, we put forward three and a half sentences to make us have fun at home.
Three sentences and a half on campus
The drummer knocked at the door.
Walk on stage in high spirits.
What if one person is missing?
I'll do it (running from the edge of the stage)!
Let's say three and a half sentences,
Nonsense, big and small,
Don't shout when you come,
-Give me the money!
There are many exams in Weill's Ministry.
Exams make everyone tremble,
Why is this?
-Stop it!
There are many mobile phones in foreign-related centers.
Call all the way,
Take it out if you need anything,
-Contact!
There are many beautiful women in the variety department.
Seems untouchable,
What if you want to get close?
Dating!
There are many educational notices,
Teaching management has the courage to explore,
Students are afraid to enter when they come.
-afraid of approval!
Basic department, amazing,
The number of directors ranks first,
What's this, boss?
-Old Ben!
Ordinary employees are not afraid of hardships.
Covered in mud,
They are all great people,
talk nonsense
The handsome guy in the experimental department is really good.
A specialty can make people love,
When I came home from work,
Cooking!
Working in the general department is very good,
We often take the principal's car,
Sometimes you can call,
pay one's own expenses
Teaching is not easy,
Work hard, talk less,
How to deal with violations of school discipline,
-Shoot.
Teacher Gao Fu is very motivated.
The burden of continuing education is shouldered,
Hard work and skilled work,
..... A trick!
The happy event of engineering school,
You can't have too much good news,
The work next year will surpass this year.
-Insurance!
Today we welcome the new year,
The headmaster invited us to a restaurant.
Wuliangye Moutai drinks casually,
That's bullshit！
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Classic: freshmen enter the campus (three sentences and a half)
Entering the South Courtyard, the elder sister asked her what she was doing and how to pay.
Go to the dormitory and probe before entering. You are going the wrong way and need to be beaten.
The school doctor really applauded. What if you are not angry, annoyed or sick?
Then open an account, you have to walk around, and the photos are so headless.
Then cover the insurance, there is little money in the bag, and I am afraid that nothing will happen. Nonsense.
After everything was done, I was sweating all over. How to take a bath? Time.
There are many kinds of canteens, the environment is good, and the food expenses are really cheap. That's bullshit！
At eleven o'clock every night, there is no power supply in the dormitory. What if I can't sleep? Turn around.
Contact is definitely not good. What if I have no money? Run!
When I came to the gym, the equipment was really complete. How was the dance? Rotten!
The student union recruits new students, and everyone wants to go in. What if they can't get in? Climb relatives!
It's time to go to the Drum Tower. It's too far by bus. Who should I leave my seat with? Woman!
There are many lovers in Nantah, so what about singles? Nothing can be done!
At the opening ceremony, alumni came to give speeches. What about the school song? Hard to sing!
Freshman debate, a wonderful fight. What's the topic? Fall in love!
Football championship, sophomore year is really good, how about freshman year? Handsome!
Pukou is really lively, and the community is recruiting new people. What's going on here? Heart Association!
Campus scenery is beautiful, life is really tired, what should I do if I am depressed? Consultation!
At the general meeting, we came to the stage. How do you think? Cool!
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Study hard, study hard
Parents buy big supplements every day
The exam is finally over.
Countdown
Head suspension beam and cone tip
Light a lamp and burn the oil more brightly.
But it really doesn't hold water.
snore
Alas! That's all.
No wonder brothers can't learn well.
You should use the right brain and the left brain.
The difference between left and right is a million times.
-I asked for it
It turns out that I can't learn either
Night sweats and insomnia are more painful.
Read two words directly during the day.
-Take a nap
Brother speaks with experience.
It is rare to write three and a half sentences.
Can you teach me a trick or two?
-Anyway.
See, you mean to ask for advice.
Match words with deeds.
Why don't we watch the advertisement? Look at that.
-Efficacy
I have long heard that you are not bad.
Learning is like eating bean sprouts.
Speed reading and shorthand are better than Liu Xiang.
-Faster
Learning is not so mysterious.
But reading, writing, calculating and memorizing
Activate the right brain to learn again.
-What the fuck?
Say you are fat, you breathe.
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Learn to be one.
-Lazy
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It's only half past six o'clock.
The four of us stood on the stage.
Three sentences and a half with pots and drums
Make trouble!
You and I borrowed it from Wuhu.
Don't use force when there is a contradiction.
It is not easy to meet today.
Harmony!
Classes are generally very leisurely.
Everyone is worried about homework after class.
You can't write in the examination room
Rebuild!
The sniper knocked down the enemy.
Men and women open rooms to play bubbles.
What should I do if I don't have fun?
All night!
Give us a hug when we meet for the first time.
Meet again, mouth to mouth.
What about aesthetic fatigue?
Break up!
Cook a meal and line up.
Oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are wrong.
There are too many rotten vegetables and too little meat.
Not affordable!
Congress has a good reputation.
Actually, I'm ashamed.
What about future employment?
Worried!
We don't know many things.
Ask the teacher for something.
I'm not ignorant.
So what should we do?
The other party has no local accent.
Invite the bright moon to the window and miss your parents.
There are many brothers and sisters in front of us.
Relatives!
Gold eleven is coming.
Let's see whose plan comes second.
Travel imitates friends and visits relatives.
Everyone!
It's hard to find a job now.
It's too difficult to make money.
As long as you learn more knowledge.
We will be better in the future!
There are more programs tonight.
Let's not talk too much.
I wish you all a good time.
Withdraw! ! !