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1. You add me. You don't talk to me, you don't like me, you don't hook up with me. Are you looking for opportunities to plot against me?

Try to keep fit when you have time. You can't be single and fat.

3. At the age of teenage flower, you grow into a succulent plant. Remember, you are a fairy. You can't eat any more dew.

4. The strong man is not the one who runs with tears, but the one who bought a car.

No amount of flood can drown me, because I am a frivolous person.

When my husband came home from work, he found his wife lying in bed. The husband asked with concern: Wife, are you uncomfortable? The wife nodded. Husband quickly comforted: you don't have to worry about cooking, I'll take you back to the kitchen later!

There's been a lot of pressure recently. I squatted outside alone and found a bug. I talked with it for a long time, venting my situation and pressure to it. After hearing this, it kicked and worried to death.

8. Those husbands give big red envelopes. I just want to ask, how do you manage your family? Why does your husband have so much money?

9. I don't know what circle you are in, but I am mixed with dark circles.

10. When I was a child, I looked down on those scum who fell in love. Now that I think about it, I think those students are really amazing. They met someone at a young age.

1 1. You still have dreams. Otherwise, why talk to others when you are drunk?

12. When I was poor, my parents spent hundreds of dollars a month. At that time, I thought it would be great to find a job with a monthly salary of more than 2000 when I grew up. As a result, my wish came true.

13. A man's anger is like setting off firecrackers, and it ends with a bang. A woman's anger is like lighting mosquito-repellent incense, keeping the temperature high and going back and forth.

Fourteen. When you are too old to walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old people.

15. Some people may only talk about eating dirt and have a lot of money in their pockets. I am different. When I said eat dirt, I actually drank the northwest wind.

16. Every time someone asks me what my ideal is, I say my ideal is firm, that is, to be rich and super rich.

17. If you like someone, try to chase, love and confess. Don't give up easily even if you are rejected, hit or hurt. After a dozen failures, you will stop.

18. The parking lot in the community is poorly designed. It's like a maze. It takes a long time to find out that you don't have a car every time you go out!

19. Life is like a dream, always insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.

Twenty. Man: I'll carry you. Woman: Forget it. Why not? Woman: I feel that every drop of sweat you leave is laughing at my weight.

2 1. After you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want and mop the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough? Too much pocket money is controlled.

Twenty-two Chatting in the high school group, a gay man said, "I often pick up girls when I was studying, for fear that girls would think I was ugly." Now I have figured it out, ugliness is ugliness, and I don't rely on my face to eat. " We: "What do you eat now?" Boy: "Depend on my dad."

Twenty-three The so-called pig-like roommate should mean that I have a cold. Tell him to come back and bring me a box of black and white. He brought me a pack of Oreos.

24. Some people may only talk about eating dirt and have a lot of money in their pockets. I am different. When I said eat dirt, I actually drank the northwest wind.