2. Pretend to sleep in class and secretly attend classes and roll to death.

My roommates were all sleeping, so I secretly went out to pick up garbage, had more money than them and killed them.

4. I want to cook secretly, so that my roommates have no food to eat and roll them to death.

5. I don't cultivate good fruit in my life, I only love struggle and involution.

6. The tornado landed in xx.

7. Involution is a process of increasing entropy. Life lives on negative entropy, and only when it enters the stream can it be broken.

8. I will eat grapes every day from now on, and my children's eyes will be bigger than others' and will kill them.

9. All my friends have lost their hair. I secretly picked up the hair that fell to the ground and stuck it on my head. This is more than they do.

10. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn. I'll live better than them if I die. Fuck them.

1 1. You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

12. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

13. How did you stop? If you stop, you will be swept away. If you can't stop, it's like a huge gear pushing you away.

14. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.

15. When the king goes out, nothing grows.

16. Laughing to death, our school is not allowed to hang bed curtains, so we can clearly see the bunk opposite the dormitory, and then secretly roll to death.

17. If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at than to force yourself to overcome those things.

18. Not fighting myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.

19. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

20. Other children only know how to play. Practice kowtowing secretly during the Chinese New Year and roll them to death.

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1. Before I got involved, I started my own mental internal friction.

2. In this world of involution, some people roll into twists, while others choose to lie flat. After all, as long as I lie down by myself, no one can beat me.

3. The tornado landed in xx.

When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly, and I will kill you.

5. Promote misogyny to Jimei people, secretly kiss, hug and crush them.

6. Go back, bid farewell to involution and live straight.

7. I don't sleep, I study and I die.

8. Roommates sleep like pigs. I studied secretly and failed a subject at the end of the term, which killed them.

9. I don't know what it means when I listen to the volume for the first time, but I am already in the volume.

10. Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'll burn some paper money for myself first, and I'll kill them if they have more money below.

1 1. It's so convenient to roll them to death.

12. Pretending while playing games is actually putting the book aside and secretly reciting it and rolling to death.

13. Now the object is hard to find. My beautiful roommate and I digested internally and crushed them to death.

14. Everyone is paddling for fish. I secretly studied while fishing and killed them.

15. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

16. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn. I'll live better than them if I die. Fuck them.

17. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

18. Everyone is playing with their mobile phones. I recite English words while playing Tik Tok loudly, and roll them to death!

19. When my colleagues were off work, I secretly worked overtime to complete the performance, get the reuse of boss and kill them.

20. First place in the dormitory volume!

Tik Tok's recently popular antithesis sentence is humorous, summarizing 20 articles.

1. Before I got involved, I started my own mental internal friction.

My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn, and I'll live better than them if I die. Roll them to death.

3. Double Eleven recommended good things to roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them and killed them.

4. There is no hurdle in life. Try to lie down!

When we are strong inside, we will not take winning as the only value of the game.

I would rather kill myself than run over others.

7. Everyone was paddling for fish. I studied secretly while fishing and killed them.

8. Pretend to play games while driving timi. In fact, while the mobile phone is on, it is endorsed, secretly recited, and rolled them to death.

9. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

10. Once in a while, a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.

1 1. My roommates are all eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

12. Friends are eating. I want to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

13. There is a saying on the Internet that * * * sounds: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.

14. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

15. Female star involution: more beautiful, more figure, more fashion and more commercial value than cargo carrying capacity. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

16. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

17. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.

18. I'm a piece of paper in the pocket of the washing machine, and it has rolled me to death. We don't want a better life.

19. My roommates are asleep. I sneaked out to pick up garbage. I'm richer than them. Kill them.

20. My roommates are still sleeping. I have returned to the dormitory after dinner, drinking water and secretly adding honey. I shit better than them. Roll them to death.

The latest video essay on Tik Tok and the explosion (20 sentences)

1. Promote misogyny with friends, kiss her husband behind his back, hug him and roll them to death.

2. Everyone was paddling for fish. I studied secretly while fishing and killed them.

3. roommates are playing lol, and I secretly review and roll them to death.

You don't have to fight with others, let alone yourself.

5. involution is a systematic mistake, and effort is an individual choice.

6. Involution is a process of increasing entropy. Life lives on negative entropy, and only when it enters the stream can it be broken.

7. This is not an involution, this is a quiet study, and then surprise everyone!

8. Promote misogyny with Jimei, secretly kiss, hug and crush.

9. My roommates are all drinking carbonated drinks. I eat healthy fruit and fish, and live a few years longer than them and roll them to death.

10. Everyone else is lying down and sleeping. I'm different. I even rolled up the quilt.

1 1. I pretended to watch the live broadcast in Viya, Li Jiaqi, but I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

12. The developed track will be "long-lasting" at any time, and the opportunity will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

13. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

14. Roommates all sleep like pigs. I learned it secretly, and I didn't fail any subjects at the end of the term, which hurt them.

15. My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I will go to bed at eight o'clock to keep fit and kill their bald princess.

16. Did you write today?

17. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

18. When everyone is involved, I will eat and sleep on time, exercise more, keep healthy and kill them!

19. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

20. My roommate has gone to dinner with her boyfriend. I want to study quietly and become excellent, find a better boyfriend and kill them.

Tik Tok recently collected 68 homophonic jokes.

Tik Tok's latest homophonic joke copy 1 1. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

2. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

Once upon a time, a snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that? I hate to part with it.

4. A sheep migrates.

I knocked over a bottle of pills I didn't know what it was, so I really wanted to go out.

6. You said that girls with risorius laugh naturally. Do girls with Android phones get stuck when they laugh?

7. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because it is easy for a novice to stand (stand back).

8. Yang was poisoned and Ouyang Feng detoxified. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?

9. Girls who love to laugh are not bad. Why is there a cup of joy?

10. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.

1 1. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

12. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"

13. I accidentally trampled an ant to death. The little ant complained that it was the queen, and we didn't have a queen. Then she cried loudly. We really don't have a queen.

14. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, it is a beautiful woman in a messy room.

15. My uncle beheaded and became fierce because he became a vulture.

16. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.

17. What song did Gong Yu sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

18. It's so hot that we are ripe.

19. I couldn't help unpacking a packet of spicy strips at home, and it was even worse when I was halfway through eating. I looked at the name. It turns out that Xiangtan Lotus loves spicy food (I want to fall in love)!

20. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

2 1. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

22. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

23. Don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?

24. Today I went to an island called Buevogula.

25. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

26. While I was eating, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

27. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Who are you? Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

28. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

29. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.

30. I hate being asked how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?

3 1. Brothers and sisters sing. Sister: What if I forget the prelude? Brother: Sister, how dare you forget the prelude!

I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering the snake every day.

Aladdin was punished by God for his mistake and put into a jar. He asked doubtfully where this was. So God: You are in a pot and don't know the pot.

34. I said I couldn't drink, and you said everywhere that I wouldn't live long?

35. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

36. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

37. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

38. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let the snake go.

39. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

40. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

4 1. Okay, bad, whatever. Three people are good friends. One day, well, go out and play something bad, so if it's bad, what's it called? Say who. If it's not good, say: let's make up.

42. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.

43. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

44. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go. Did you hear that? I can't go back.

45. I don't know how long I have been drinking a pot of tea at home. I just put it in a cup to make tea. When I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise! Oh! It turns out that drinking milk tea is so loud!

46. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

Tik Tok's latest super-hot homophonic joke Part III 47. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all babies, but I am stupid!

48. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

49. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was disbanded. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

50. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.

5 1. Xu Xian bought his wife a hat. Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

52. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

53. Mother Cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

54. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the books were.

55. I said I was fooling around at work, and you said everywhere that I was playing Russia?

56. I accidentally trampled an ant to death. The little ant said unjustly, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

57. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

58. The ducklings line up for their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't. The duckling says in a hurry, sorry for not aligning with the duck, not aligning with the duck.

59. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

60. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

6 1. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

62.m and N had a fight, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.

64. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it in quietly and leave a little secret".

65. One day, a little pig and a little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? Pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

66. I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.

The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.

68. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

20 excerpts from Tik Tok's current super-hot comic copy.

1. Dormitory volume first!

My roommates are asleep, so I want to study secretly. I would rather kill myself than betray my friends.

3. It's not involution, it's learning quietly and stunning everyone!

4. When my colleagues are off work, I will secretly work overtime to complete the performance, get the reuse of boss and kill them.

5. I wish everyone who has a firm goal can be fearless and confident in the future!

6. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

7. I'm going to exercise quietly, get in shape and crush them to death.

8. As long as you are not dead, you will be dead.

9. Pretending to be playing while playing games, in fact, the book was secretly read, secretly recited, and rolled to death.

10. None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

1 1. Only by rolling in the middle can you become a master.

12. My roommates are still sleeping. After eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey, I have returned to the dormitory. I shit more smoothly than them, which killed them.

13. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

14. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

15. It's not that I didn't participate. I really don't want to learn.

16. I don't sleep, I study and I die.

17. I would rather kill myself than roll my classmates to death.

18. Now the object is hard to find. My beautiful roommate and I digested internally and crushed them to death.

19. I didn't know what it meant when I first listened to the volume, but I was already involved when I listened again.

20. Not being against myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.