Song Xiaobao: The road faces the sky. Let's meet each other halfway. My motto in life is: sleep where you fall. Because I am a very dedicated and professional person, my mother once told me that a cook who can't cook is not a good driver. What the hell am I going to do? Don't worry (take off his coat). I knew at once that my equipment needed to be taken out in the same way. (Song Xiaobao pulls open the suitcase and takes out a wig) Everyone must pay attention. (She puts on her wig) Don't worry. (She takes out a Mazar from her suitcase and sits on it.) Where's my newspaper? Here you go. Let's go. (Take out a newspaper and read it)
When the music starts, Wen Song jumps onto the stage.
Wen Song: One, two, three.
(Wen Song walks beside Song Xiaobao, and Song Xiaobao suddenly collapses to the ground)
Wen Song: What's the matter with you, Grandpa?
Song Xiaobao: I stepped on my waist.
Wen Song: That's incredible. I stepped on your waist. Why don't I feel anything?
Song Xiaobao: Look at your loss.
Wen Song: You scared me to death.
Song Xiaobao: If you feel anything, you will trample me to death.
Wen Song: Why are you so scared?
Song Xiaobao: You are a burning mountain. Your feet are burning. (Seeing Wen Song still jumping) Stop and stand at attention.
(Wen Song stops at once and stands at attention)
Song Xiaobao: Sit down.
(Wen Song sits down in a unique way)
Song Xiaobao: Come here.
(Wen Song climbs up to Song Xiaobao)
Song Xiaobao: What if you step on me?
Wen Song: Then let's go to the hospital and take a picture.
Song Xiaobao: Are you busy?
Wen Song: Very busy.
Song Xiaobao: I know you are busy. When you came here just now, I guessed that you would definitely step on me, so grandpa took all the films away.
Song Xiaobao: Look, this is a comminuted fracture of the calf bone. I took it by mistake. It is used when touching a big truck. (Song Xiaobao changed one) This is a comminuted fracture with the cranial hilum downward and the caudal root upward.
Wen Song: That's incredible. My feet turned you into an invertebrate.
Song Xiaobao: Don't nag me. What do you think we should do? Take the money.
Wen Song: I have no money.
Song Xiaobao: Do you have a business card?
Wen Song: There is a card.
Song Xiaobao: Great. I have a mobile card reader here (Song Xiaobao takes it out from behind).
Wen Song: Grandpa, is this set of equipment tailored for me?
Song Xiaobao: Grandpa is a pure professional. Take this card.
Fitness man: Here you are. (swipe your card, jingle bells)
Song Xiaobao: No, what the hell? Xingtai Beauty Club. Its main project is breast enhancement and hip lifting. Are you kidding?
Fitness man: Grandpa, let me tell you something. This is the card in my shop. Song Xiaobao: I want a bank card.
Fitness man: Why didn't you say something about the bank card earlier? not have
Song Xiaobao: You didn't. What are you talking to me here? Send someone to send the money quickly.
Fitness man: Isn't it just asking for money?
Song Xiaobao: Yes.
Fitness man: How much is it? Song Xiaobao: 800 people.
Fitness man: (stands up) Grandpa, look carefully. Can you see what I do?
Song Xiaobao: What would you like to do? Take the money!
Fitness man: I tell you, I am an aerobics instructor, and one class is just 1000 yuan. I'll give you a 20% discount today, that is, 800 yuan, so we're even.
Song Xiaobao: What are you doing? Fitness man: Teach you aerobics. Song Xiaobao: I won't learn.
Fitness man: You have to watch it if you don't study. You have to pay for it. I will never step on you for nothing. Music, Go (Duoyan Zheng Aerobics Music)
Song Xiaobao: (standing up and jumping for a moment) Oh, mom, stop! Stop, stop, stop. Go.-No money, go! Besides, before you go, let me ask you a question. Are you a man or a woman?
Fitness man: Mom, how can you ask me such a question in front of so many people? I can only give you five words-I'm so annoying you! (Jump away, aerobics music)
Song Xiaobao: Many people hate me. Who are you? Fitness man: Bah!
Song Xiaobao: This is not a good start. I met one like this when I went out.
Scene 2
Tricycle: You are my eyes, but I can't see your past. You are my eyes ...
Song Xiaobao: (runs over and puts his foot under the wheel) Ah! Oh, dear, oh, dear.
Tricycle: Hey, what's the matter?
......& gt& gt
Happy comedian Li once said it was the first issue, 20 150425.
Song Xiaobao's drama, Love and Youth Idol, assisted by Little Shenyang.
I want Cao Meng Wen Song to sing "I want her" with lyrics.
Music: Mja&; Word: Zhou
Editor: Guozheng Tan&; Gan Zhiwei
Music prelude ......
Only have sweet dreams every day.
Can't find fun
Love is in today's dream
Fresh companion
She was born a nightmare.
Shuttle through the night
She is full of temptation.
Can make the devil possessed.
Is to see her.
Just to piss her off
Is to love her
I have no fear in my heart.
Dreams should also be * * *
Dreams should be suppressed.
Break her heart.
Tears for me at midnight
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be a good boy for a day.
Be a good boy for a day.
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be a good boy for a day.
Be a good boy for a day.
Cao Meng.-I want her.
Not allowed to sleep alone.
A person is not allowed to get drunk.
Don't let her do anything wrong.
But she's not allowed to do it right.
Even if she is a nightmare.
My heart is always drunk
Just because she met me.
Can make the devil retreat.
Is to see her.
Just to piss her off
Is to love her
I have no fear in my heart.
Dreams should also be * * *
Dreams should be suppressed.
Break her heart.
Tears for me at midnight
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be a good boy for a day.
Be a good boy for a day.
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be a good boy for a day.
Be a good boy for a day.
I'm afraid who has seen her.
Never faced her.
Everyone is surprised to see her.
I love her. AYAE
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be a good boy for a day.
Be a good boy for a day.
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be a good boy for a day.
Be a good boy for a day.
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be a good boy for a day.
Be a good boy for a day.
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be a good boy for a day.
Be a good boy.
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Moderator: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the high seas and take part in this year's gambling king contest! There are still three players left, namely gamblers, gamblers and gamblers, and Jianghu legends. What kind of sparks can these three players have? Let's wait and see. The following is long-awaited. His name is gambler. According to legend, he can charm thousands of people with one eye. Another legend is that he never opened his eyes. Which legend is true? Please welcome, gambler! Arnold Schwarzenegger hair!
Wang Long: Gambling God, I finally meet you. The god of gamblers came today. Is there any unique performance for everyone?
Dong Sanmao: I don't believe in unique skills and luck.
Wang Long: What do you mean? What do you mean by two flies?
Dong Sanmao: The moral is to win.
Wang Long: A fly is sure to win a fart on * * *. Players who come here listen to him. He's Jason the gambler? Stan. Gambler Feng, do you have anything to say to everyone?
Song Xiaofeng: In this case, I want to sing a poem! Feng came to the competition today, winning money requires winning a sack, and winning money requires winning a sack. Strangely, there was no applause.
Wang Long: This is our long-awaited life. Everyone who gambled with him made a fortune. He has never won. He is our gambler Zhan Mu? Shi taisong
Wang Long: Let's welcome the three contestants with the warmest applause. Can you hurry up, hurry up?
Wen Song: I'm not on the road.
Wang Long: These two people are waiting for you. Come on.
A godsend: I am.
Wang Long: What does the dealer bring when dealing?
Tianci: Excuse me, are you ready?
Wen Song: Can you hurry up?
Godsend: Don't worry about this brother. If you are not worried, I will give you two kings. Don't be angry. I will secretly give you four ounces. what are you reading? what are you reading?
Wen Song: What a bad mouth!
Dong Sanmao: I'm the landlord. I'll go first.
Song Xiaofeng: Your Majesty, do you want it?
Dong Sanmao: Yes.
Song Xiaofeng: The plane.
Dong Sanmao: Yes.
Song Xiaofeng: One goes straight to the left.
Wen Song: Let's go.
Song Xiaofeng: Don't worry, in this case, I want to recite a poem (the article was originally published by quoting Lifetime: [yulu 13], and it is forbidden to reprint without permission). The landlord is really intoxicated, and the remaining one is very precious. If there is a bomb, don't retreat. The central idea is to double it.
Wen Song: Do you know how stupid I was when I blew up my eldest brother? Is your brain buzzing? Sorry, don't blame my brother for being rude.
Song Xiaofeng: No.
Wen Song: What's the situation?
Song Xiaofeng: In this case, I also want to recite a poem about brothers playing cards. They still have four hooks in their hands.
Wen Song: This is a hook. You all know that my mind is buzzing with explosions! I'll let you lose completely today.
Song Xiaofeng: No.
Wen Song: Three.
Song Xiaofeng: No.
Dong Sanmao: Am I right? My second brother still has a three?
Song Xiaofeng: Nonsense, I have already left the rest.
Dong Sanmao: Xiao Wang.
Wen Song: Yes.
Dong Sanmao: Straight.
Wen Song: Yes.
Dong Sanmao: It's gone.
Song Xiaofeng: Will you play with us? Why did you blow me up?
Wen Song: Didn't you just write a poem to give me a signal?
Song Xiaofeng: I don't like the kind of * * who sings poetry while fighting the landlord. We are a group. Can you play with something fried?
Wang Long: This game will be won, and the next game will be replaced.
Dong Sanmao: Two cakes.
Song Xiaofeng: Bump!
Dong Sanmao: Bump!
Song Xiaofeng: Bump!
Wen Song: Stop. I'm here to watch you two play.
Song Xiaofeng: No, this is Lianliankan.
Dong Sanmao: Isn't old three forbidden to touch mahjong? Ten thousand?
Wen Song: I don't believe that no matter what I type, you can touch nine cakes. You touch them, you touch them.
Dong Sanmao: I'm confused.
God-given: I'll let you hit me if you lose.
Wen Song: Don't think I don't know. You two are in the same boat.
Song Xiaofeng: Big Brother, he saw it.
…………………………………………………………
Gambler: I bet my life with you!
God of gamblers: Well, since we're at this point, third brother will bet on the cards you are good at. Simply put, guess Wang, guess Wang Ying, guess Wang loses. If you win, you can take all the money and the title of gambling king today. If you lose, as you said when you entered the arena, you must bet on the king or die. No!
Gambler: All right.
Gambler: Brother, this boy can play cards. Let's catch them first.
God of gamblers: OK.
Gambler: Wait, I bet my life. Let me go first.
God of gamblers: OK. Wait, third, don't forget that you are willing to "agree".
Gambler: I admit it. I gambled all my life and lost all my life. Now I have nothing. I died without regret.
Gambler: Brother! Jump.
Gambler: Third, before you jump, I want you to meet someone.
Gambler's wife: Honey, if you jump, my children and I will jump, jump, jump! You're scared, aren't you? Are you scared? Can you jump? You're not jumping, are you? I jump first.
Gambler: Wife, wife.
Gambler's wife: Don't stop me! I don't want to live long ago. Go away, go away!
Gambler: Wife, it's my fault. I owe you so much in my life. I'm from China Network. Be a cow and a horse in the next life. I will repay you if I have no hands in my next life. I won't gamble again. Honey, I don't beg you to forgive me. I only ask you. After I die, (you) and my son will live well. Tell him not to gamble!
Gambler's wife: Honey, if you jump from here today, my children and I can't work. The only thing I can do for you is to dance with you!
Gambling God: Third, to tell you the truth, today's game is all fake. This boat is rented, so there is no gambling contest. Because I know you, if I don't win all the money to you, you can't change your mind at all. But you have to remember that the third brother, ten bets and nine explosions, won't bet, your second brother and I have given up gambling for so many years and set up an anti-gambling club.
Gambler: Brother, please join our club. We need talents like you, because of what? Because playing cards is our weakness.
Gambler: Brother, didn't I just lose poker?
Gambler: No, you didn't lose your skills. You lost your mind. Because of what? Because if the eldest brother grabs the card first, he will jump. Because of what? Because this card belongs to Xiao Wang, too. You've been cheated. Big brother!
Gambling God: Poetry again.
Gambler: Well, ah, the road to gambling is bumpy, obey the law, keep it in mind, and advise you not to take a tiger trip and cherish happiness. ...
(Together): Family fun!
God of gamblers: Old two and old three, let's go back for a reunion dinner.
Gambler: OK!
Gambling God: Go!
Gambler: Let's go.
Compere: No, friends, you know this is a game, but I am a supporter of * * *. I don't know about that. They advised his brother to go back, but his wife didn't want to. What should I do? I tell you, my sister, I really don't know. This is a game. Sister, I tell you, this is a game. ...
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Wang Long: A thousand miles of marriage is tied to the front line. I want to be with you. Welcome to watch the blind date program "If you are sincere, don't look for it" exclusively sponsored by Gionee M20 17. Gionee M20 17 super endurance, let your love, never turn off your phone, escort, I am the program host, my name is Wang Long. Welcome everyone! Clap your hands, come on! Come on! My parents loved this program for four years, and in the last issue, this program finally broke through zero ratings. What can I say? My parents won't watch this program if I don't host it. I also hope that everyone, China's lines network, will watch our program when they are full and have nothing to do, stop gossiping and invite the first female guest to appear. /Guest Kloc-0/Her name is Jiao Jiao. She is charming, sexy and enchanting. Will she be the goddess in your mind?
Audience: Yes.
Wang Long: The second female guest appeared. The name of the second female guest is Shu Han. This is her first time to come to this program. It's a pity that this program is the last issue. I hope she can find her prince charming tonight. Female guest number three came on stage, and female guest number three, her name is Lexus, and she, uh, went home. Now that three female guests are here, please tell them the declaration of love, No.1 Jiao Jiao.
Jiao Jiao: Tianya is my love, and local tyrants are my dish.
Wang Long: It's beautiful. Shu Han.
Shu Han: Women are books and men are pigs. Never expect pigs to read. I just want to find a pig who just wants to read my book.
Wang Long: This tongue twister is good. I feel that their family is a professional pig farmer. Female guest number three, say your declaration of love.
Lexus: I am the standard of a successful man, and you deserve it because.
Wang Long: Go home and stop. All three female guests gave their love declarations. Now it's time to invite male guests. Who is the male guest today? Audience friends, welcome them to the stage with your warmest applause! Please tell three male guests your declaration of love.
Dong Sanmao: Although Sanmao's eyes are small, you can't escape the girl I have a crush on.
Wang Long: OK.
Song Xiaofeng: In this case, I want to recite a poem. Ah, I have a pair of local tyrants from China Script Network, but I am still single dog. Who wants to be my girlfriend? I will always be with you.
Wang Long: OK.
Wen Song: I am so handsome that I can't hide it. I am who I am, and I am angry with myself.
Wang Long: Well, you three use your magic power. Come on, choose and kill the duck.
Moderator, can you change a batch for me? No, number two looks good, number two, come with me, big brother, killer, pervert boy, and the boy who stole relatives. I believe everyone will sit down and follow the procedure. Here is the first link. Three male guests are invited to choose. Your warm-hearted girl, 1, is foreign. Wait a minute, brother. And most importantly, you two are very good together. Yes, it's a mashup. Ok, I'll leave you number 3, and I'll choose number 2, the host. Am I dead? You can also choose 1 No.2 fair competition. I'll take number three, brother. You have a good eye. I have been here for four years. What should I choose? Come with me, come back, come out for what? Take it back, brother. I'll leave a lamp for you. Ok, here is the second part. I will impress you with your singing. I'll go first. Singing is my strong point. Let's have a dolphin sound. Next, thanks brother. I'm not talking about you. Dolphin, have you just finished the operation? Dare not push? Afraid of a broken knife, aren't you? Stop being sarcastic. Come here. There are so many people. I'm embarrassed to sing. Sing a song, stop singing, stop singing, stop singing, and then stop singing. But please don't forget the old feelings. I want to walk with you all my life and cry silently. You in my heart and you who miss the sea are indispensable in this life. There is nothing wrong with singing. I'll light a fire for you this time. It's finally my turn this time! Let you hear what is the sound of nature? Is the sound engineer ready? I sing oratorios. A wild goose flies in front and a wild goose chases after it. After catching up, press on the ground, click click, and no one knows who it is after the end. Male guest number two, if we succeed in holding hands, I'm a little headstrong. Do you like it? Tell me, I want to eat and dress well. I have a bad temper, willfulness, love shopping, karaoke, playing mahjong and spending money indiscriminately. You can accept all these! Sister, these things are not things. I just want to ask you a question. Will you carry it? Out of the oven, why are you talking to the girl in my heart like this? What's wrong with girls spending some money! What's wrong! First male guest, if we hold hands, will you buy me a designer bag? Yes, will you listen? Will be obedient, obedient, we won't buy it. Ok, let me ask, female guest number two, what do you want? My request is, no smoking, no drinking, no perm, right? Go on, I don't want to talk to you. Dude, I didn't ask for anything. I like your personality. I'll light a fire for you. You can't run away. Ok, let's move on to the third link. Let's talk about your deepest needs. Please cherish this last opportunity to ask questions. Male guest number one, I'm not demanding. If we succeed in holding hands, I will be filial to your parents. So, will you be filial to my parents? Okay, I'll answer this question. If you are not filial to your parents, let alone you, even Fan Bingbing, you can't be a good person and have a sense of justice. Lan Jiaming, where are you from? I am from Yushu, Jilin. I come from that corner, too. We are fellow villagers. Beauty, can you add a WeChat? How's this? We just met. * * * You, can you two stop talking like that? That's disgusting. Let's come back soon, shall we? Will you two attend the next meeting? Baby, are we still here? Mao Mao Da, I listen to you, it's so close, can't you send WeChat? Come on, keep asking questions. I want to ask the male guest across the street if he can go home before twelve o'clock. I'm an otaku. I don't go out at ordinary times for fear of getting lost. I asked the female guest across the street, if I go home after drinking too much for dinner, can you not lock me in the corridor, dear? We live in a bungalow with no corridor. I want to ask the male guest opposite, when having dinner with me. Look at me when I'm not working. I asked if you could be a good woman and leave me alone at work, okay? Don't worry, brother, I'm definitely not that kind of person. After we succeed in holding hands, anything you say will happen. When you talk like this, it shows that you are a selfish person. You know too little about women. The male guest is holding hands with you. Are you sure it's me? It's you, female guest. I will hold hands with you, too. Have you thought about it? I hate asking people when to hold hands. Is this pole lying down? It's none of my business. I'm watching. I can't let this man get sick. Are you feeling better? Why don't you take your medicine? Are you a fool? Su Han, I was wrong. I shouldn't kick you out, but you shouldn't take part in this program to be angry with me. Am I not mad at you? You said I couldn't live without you. Experiments have proved that I can't live without you.
Wen Song: You often ask me when I will marry you. I have been running away, because I am under great pressure, so I go to work day and night just to give you a perfect home, and I did it today. Shu Han, will you marry me?
Shu Han: OK, I will. Get up, let's go home.
Song Xiaofeng: Brother, what you didn't want to see is finally here. Do you remember me, Jia Han Shu? We are classmates in junior high school. You are in Class 3 and I am in Class 4. At that time, I secretly followed you from the Chinese lines network. Later, you were admitted to high school, and I followed you to high school. Later, you went to college from the senior high school entrance examination, so I stopped following you because I didn't pass the exam. Until the end, you accompanied him, I still can't bear to part with you. I can't let go, I'm behind you.
Shu Han: I remember. Look at that.
Song Xiaofeng: There is a kind of love called letting go. It is inevitable that two people will stumble together, cherish the present and cherish happiness. In fact, happiness is not rich, let alone driving a good car and living in a villa. Happiness is when someone cries and hurts. From the China network. When you are tired, there is someone who knows and loves you. No matter how many he has, he always leaves you the most and the best, because he is good to the person you love.
The lines in Wen Song's prose "If you are sincere, don't look for it"
Wang Long: Ladies and gentlemen, let's wish the couple happiness with applause. But I feel friends, I feel like our program "If you are sincere, don't look for it" has to go on, don't you think?
Audience: Yes.
Wang Long: I have to discuss it with the director. Where is the director?
Lexus: Goddess, what you just said deeply touched my girl's feelings. Take me away, goddess. You can do the same. I'll sit here and wait for you to wake up. When you wake up, we will leave and you will come back.
Song Xiaofeng: Oh, my God.
Lexus: Come back.
Song Xiaofeng: Help! Oh, my God.
Song Xiaobao, a comedian eager for joy, touched porcelain. His lines are to play with Song Xiaobao played by Wen Song (wearing sunglasses), dragging his suitcase, becoming cool while walking, and taking off his sunglasses. "Road, each half way. My motto in life is-sleep where you fall, because I am a very dedicated and professional person. My mother once told me that a cook who can't cook is not a good driver at all. What the hell am I going to do? Don't worry, I'll know soon. (Taking a stool to sit down) Where's my newspaper? Here it is. Hey, go ahead (whistle and read the newspaper).
Scene 1
(Fitness music, fitness man runs out and jumps while running)
Song Xiaobao: (suddenly falls down) Ah, alas, wow.
Fitness man: (Fitness man takes a step back in fear) Wow, what's wrong with you?
Song Xiaobao: You stepped on my waist.
Fitness man: God, it's amazing. Did I step on your waist?
Song Xiaobao: Hmm.
Fitness man: Then why don't I feel anything?
Song Xiaobao: If you feel anything, you will trample me to death.
Fitness man: Then let's go to the hospital and take a picture.
Song Xiaobao: Are you busy?
Fitness man: Very busy.
Song Xiaobao: I know you are busy. When you came here just now, I guessed that you must have stepped on me, so grandpa took all the films. Look, this is a comminuted fracture of the calf bone.
Fitness man: God, it's amazing. My feet turned you into an invertebrate.
Song Xiaobao: Don't nag me. What did you say?/Sorry? Take the money
Fitness man: No money.
Song Xiaobao: Do you have a business card?
Fitness man: There is a card.
Song Xiaobao: Great. I have a mobile POS machine here.
Fitness man: Grandpa, is your equipment tailored for me?
Song Xiaobao: Grandpa is a pure professional. Take this card.
Fitness man: Here you are.
(swipe your card, jingle bells)
Song Xiaobao: What the hell, Xingtai Beauty Club? Are you kidding?
Fitness man: Grandpa, this is the card in my shop.
Song Xiaobao: I want a bank card.
Fitness man: Why didn't you say something about the bank card earlier? not have
Song Xiaobao: You didn't. What are you talking to me here? Send someone to send the money quickly.
Fitness man: Isn't it just asking for money?
Song Xiaobao: Yes.
Fitness man: How much is it?
Song Xiaobao: 800.
Fitness man: (stands up) Grandpa, look carefully. Can you see what I do?
Song Xiaobao: What would you like to do? Take the money!
Fitness man: I tell you, I am an aerobics instructor, and one class is just 1000 yuan. I'll give you a 20% discount today, that is, 800 yuan, so we're even.
Song Xiaobao: What are you doing?
Fitness man: Teach you aerobics.
Song Xiaobao: I won't learn.
Fitness man: You have to watch it if you don't study. You have to pay for it. I will never step on you for nothing. Music, let's go.
(Duoyan Zheng aerobics music)
Song Xiaobao: (standing up and jumping for a moment) Oh, mom, stop! Stop, stop, stop. Go.-No money, go! Besides, before you go, let me ask you a question. Are you a man or a woman?
Fitness man: Mom, how can you ask me such a question in front of so many people? I can only send you five words-I really hate you! (Jump away)
Song Xiaobao: Many people hate me. Who are you?
Song Xiaobao: This is not a good start. I met one like this when I went out.
Scene 2
Bicycle: You are my eyes, but I can't see your past. You are my eyes. ...
Song Xiaobao: (runs over and puts his foot under the wheel) Ah! Oh, dear, oh, dear.
Bicycle: Hey, what's the matter?
Song Xiaobao: It's on my foot.
Bicycle: Did I press your foot?
Song Xiaobao: Look for it yourself.
Bicycle: No pressure.
Song Xiaobao: What's your expression? Look again.
Bicycle: Oh, it's pressed this time.
Song Xiaobao: Hold it down. You're holding me back. What should I do?
Bicycle: Then I'll pay you back.
Song Xiaobao: Have you seen it? This is the man who does things. Pay as soon as you touch it. No one wastes time. Since you are so honest, I will introduce my charging standard to you. My general price is 500 yuan, Shangjiao 1 000 yuan, Shangjiao 1, 500 yuan. I think you have such a good attitude today, so I don't know whether you can accept it or not.
Bicycle: This price is very reasonable.
Tricycle: Uncle, I have no money in my pocket now.
Song Xiaobao: Not a penny? Don't tell me it's useless (pulling clothes)
Tricycle: You know, listen to me, uncle. I am especially honest. Please give me some time and cooperation.
Let me stop, don't move, we're right here, and I'll give it to you when I make enough money, okay?
Song Xiaobao: As long as you can give me money, I will cooperate with you in any way.
Tricycle: OK, just wait for me.
Song Xiaobao: But don't let * * live.
Tricycle: I won't let you work (put on a coat for Song Xiaobao, take a bowl and sit next to him ... >>
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