I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!
The high price has attracted countless heroes to compete. With too little savings, my girlfriend turned to money. No car, no house, happy days.
Fortunately, when he had many choices, he still chose to be with you.
Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.
6. It is only an illusion that love is not suitable. Ultimately, it depends on who is more tolerant.
7. The best wishes are not written on greeting cards, but in the remarks column of transfer.
8, when we are ignorant, there will always be such a person, let us be mean to him for many years.
9. The road ahead is so far away that it often puts me in the middle of nowhere!
10, I tried to be an interesting person, but something went wrong and turned into a funny one.
1 1, you hurry back and frighten a cow to death. Come back quickly, Beckham won't score.
12. In today's era of reversal, men play handsome with beautiful women, have money but no money, and don't play pure perverts.
13. Life is like playing Angry Birds. If you can't pass the customs, you will inevitably be laughed at by the pig head.
14, what is happiness? Happiness is to wake up every morning and look at your watch, but you can sleep for another half an hour.
15, I want to be your sun, warm you when I am happy, and burn you when I am unhappy.
16, time is a butcher's knife, for those beautiful people. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.
17, adventure made me meet you, and fate made me fall in love with you. I have something to say to you in my heart. But I'm afraid of hurting you. I think of you at this moment. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.
18, mosquito, born for my blood. I live to kill mosquitoes.
19. Last night, I was bitten by mosquitoes all night. The next day, I found that I lost weight.
20. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.
2 1, do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.
22. If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.
23. Yes, cheating in this exam is very successful and can have a happy ending.
24. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.
25. Without you, who will give me the warmth I need when I am lonely?
26. If you are a lemon, don't always stare at the sweetness of watermelon.
27. My hobbies can be divided into two types: dynamic and static. Quietly sleeping, moving over.
28. I am fat to make you look thin; Before I lose weight and make you look bad.
29. My dad touched my head today and said, I believe you will lose your head one day.
30. Go to the supermarket when you are in a bad mood, shake coke, pound rice jars, break off Dove, pinch instant noodles, and tie condoms.
3 1, it hurts a little, but it doesn't hurt when you get used to it. Even if it breaks your heart, you will get used to it.
Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.
33. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.
34. Lovers will eventually buckle meat, and pig pockets will appear in lovers' eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.
I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog in the high temperature of 38 degrees. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.
36. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.
37. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.
38. I thought it was useless for others not to see. A woman like me is as dazzling as a firefly in the dark, no matter where she is.
39. Chang 'e, you can leave the canopy. Look how old the Jade Emperor is!
Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.
4 1, I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.
42. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.
43. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.
44. I just want to go to a person's eternal life with this love that has nothing to do with anyone or anything.
45. I suddenly had the impulse to study. I took a sip of water to calm my nerves. Okay, it's calm now. I was too impulsive just now. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.
46. Give love a face that is not old, so that love will remain unchanged for life; Give love a vow without regret, so that everyone who has loved each other misses each other; Give love a vast blue sky and let true love fill the world.
47, grow up like that, don't spoil it, it is easy for people to have a pregnancy reaction.
48. Some people are so tender that they come out as soon as they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.
49, life does not care about the length, only care about living wonderfully, eating and using up, and being healthy!
50. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really cheated you.
5 1, Fahai shouldn't use towers to hold the White Snake, he should hold Gong Linna.
52. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
You should remember that no matter what we are unfamiliar with in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.
54. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you are obviously single, but others think you are not single.
55. I am such a man who is hurt by love. Only blame my love for being too stupid and too deep.
56. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but I used to take a bath often and it shrunk.
57. I am no longer a little girl who will be moved by one or two messages of concern. At least I have to give a red envelope.
58. I did well in this exam. I failed only two subjects, liberal arts and science.
59. You pretend to be cold after every exam, because when others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, you can't figure out why you chose C.
60. There is always one for you: ugly but introverted, poor family and idolized. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and being single is always melodramatic.
6 1, I like you, it's none of your business. If you dare, you like me, too.
62. Only you cherish my feelings, understand my heart and accept my love.
63. I haven't heard from you for a long time, and I feel very distressed. I thought of death, and I cut my pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles.
64. Nowadays, people are following the trend. Everyone likes to cover their mouths with deodorant socks.
65, otaku otaku standard: take the computer as the center in bed and take the items with the arm length as the radius.
66. You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you prefer to learn swords; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword.
67. Love is an obligation that only you can deeply understand; Love is a kind of happiness, only you can experience it in a hurry; Love is a kind of expectation, waiting for you in minutes.
68. Marry the Tang Priest when you grow up. Fight if you can, or eat him if you can't.
69.are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!
70. Elder sister, I estimate that Nu Wa must have poured three catties of iron on your face when she gave birth.
7 1, lovers are always on and off, but the more we love each other, the deeper our love will be and stand the test.
72, the tide of wearing, the tide of non-mainstream, wearing sexy, sexy is sitting on the stage.
73. When I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit; When I don't like you, I think you are eating shit.
74. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I streaked in too many chefs for more than ten years.
75. The face is a thing outside the body, but it is necessary. Money is a necessary thing, and it is necessary.
76. Dear, I don't love your past or your family. I only love you now.
77. Life is like a super girl, and all the men who carry it to the end are pure men.
78. As the best rogue in the world, I have the dream of pursuing drunkenness and debauchery.
79. I don't need too many words to love you, as long as I have you in my heart.
80. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.
8 1, when we are in love, we call what we say an oath. When love is gone, an oath is called death.
82. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.
83. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is only ready to forgive our naivety.