2. When I went to the barber's shop, the barber gave me a look after tying a scarf, and praised me for saying that the beautiful woman's eyes are so big! I said: Brother, if you tighten up a little, I can still stick out my tongue.

3.MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

4. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but it turned into a meatball in one bite.

6. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control!

7. You just hung weighing scale on my face, and I have to eat it.

8. I don't keep cats and dogs. I only raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

9. It's none of my business. I went out to make soy sauce.

10, my fault is your fault, and your fault is still your fault.

1 1, hide from me, because you are not in my eyes at all.

12, I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps.

13, don't take your likes and misses too seriously except to marry you and transfer money. It is better to make a lot of money if you are caring and careful.

14, if you want to be irreplaceable, you must be different.

15. Every time I see someone spitting gum in the toilet, I feel extremely angry. It still tastes when chewed. Why are you vomiting?

16, I'm not your shadow, I can't live without you.

17. The ancient world was dominated by one sword, but now it is a dissolute world.

18, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

19, how many students lost to the last part of the text: reciting the full text.

20. Do you know why you feel so sleepy at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

2 1, everything will be fine in the end, even if the car is dismantled and the wheels are sold.

22. Everything is difficult at the beginning, difficult in the middle and difficult in the end.

23. I wanted to turn around and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect it to be too cold and my nose was running with laughter.

24. Look in the mirror at night and look at your white body. Sigh: Good cabbage! Why can't I find a pig?

25. Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

26. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

27, crying about how much he loves you, it is estimated that you don't even believe yourself.

28. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

29. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, help me put it there.

There used to be a deer jumping around, but now it may be killed.

3 1, this joke is so funny that I have to watch a tragedy to calm my mood.

32. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

33. There is only one way in the world. No one can go except you. Where did he go? Stop asking. Let's go. When a person doesn't know where your path will lead him, you have climbed higher than ever before.

34, some things, knowing that it is wrong, we still have to insist, because we are not willing; Some people, knowing love, have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, knowing that the road has gone, we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

35, buddy psychological quality is good, just like no psychological quality.

36. I wish you lots of children and grandchildren in the future! * * * Enjoy your family! Have you thought of your grandson's name? I'm already up.

37, find a fortune teller, you and I are destined to be together!

38. Middle age is a journey to the west! The pressure of Wukong, Bajie's figure, Lao Sha's hairstyle and Tang Priest's trip are getting closer and closer to the west.

39. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall!

40. God is fair. He let you spend Singles' Day and won't let you spend Valentine's Day!

4 1, the handsome one is called uncle, and the ugly one is called old driver!

42. Everything in the world is like this. The more you think about it, the less complete it is.

43. At the age of teenage flowers, you grow into a succulent plant.

44. Don't call children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, it is not good for parents.

45. Someone once said to me: You are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

46. Dinosaurs died out because makeup created a beautiful world.

47. Breaking up is nothing. I can keep loving.

48. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

49. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

50. Even if the world has only five minutes left, we will go crazy together.

5 1, persistence may not be successful, but giving up will be easy.

Some people say that love without bread will starve to death.

53. I am small-minded but not lacking. I have a good temper, but not without it.

54. The most affectionate eyes in my life are dedicated to the mobile phone screen.

55. The biggest failure in life is the Tang Priest. People around him, whether friends or enemies, always want to send him to the west.

I looked down, not giving up, but looking for money.

57. If you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

58. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

59. I was going to sell my house to support you, but the landlord wouldn't let me.

60, the population is heavy, it is planned to ban cola and drink urgent syrup instead.

6 1, endure the deepest night, lose the most hair, and become the barest Lu.

62, roll the calf, be vulgar, roll, heifer.

63. I never hold grudges. Usually I report my grievances on the spot.

64. You can't catch the tail of youth, but you can only smell the P of youth.

65, everyone is so young, why should I spoil you!

In today's society, toilet water can be used as tap water.

67. Mozzie, you have hands and feet. Why don't you get a job and live a good life?

68. What about your spine? Run away from home!

69. Those hurdles you can't get through are all because of your short legs!

I don't want you to dream about me. I want you to stay awake for me.

7 1, of course God will forgive me, because that's his profession.

72. Reality raped the past, leaving the seeds of evil, called memory.

73. Will you roll? what's up Then get out!

74. After this busy period, you can continue to be busy for a while.

75. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

76. Life is not just an immediate matter, but also a house that you can't afford and a salary that you can't afford to support your family.

77. I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

78. It's really difficult to go to school. I might as well play computer at home.

79. Recently, I discovered a terrible reality: everything is going up in price, but I am getting cheaper and cheaper! Looks like it's time to raise the price!

80. Why is the same meat so popular on the chest and so annoying on the stomach? Is this geographical discrimination?

8 1, you just need to see others wonderful, God has other plans for you.

82. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, one class is longer than six.

83, the husband is not without tears, not spilling the parting room.

84. Everyone has a dark side. If you say you are simple, I can only say that you are not human!

85. For my lovely sake, please come with me.

86. A woman without talent is a virtue. I think I must be too wicked.

87. There are two things that others can't take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. Therefore, as a dreamy foodie, you are invincible!

88. The threshold for doing anything in this era has become very high. Want to be an otaku, can you afford a house?

89, a moment that should last forever, but the situation is more complicated.

90. What is a real brother? Is when a brother needs a woman, stand up and be his woman.

9 1, I want to fall in love, but I don't want to hurt anyone, I just want to hurt you.

92. If you don't fight, you won't live in vain. If you don't suffer, you won't be tired.

93. Spring is never partial. She sent a spring to everyone.

94. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, fork fork, don't laugh. Although I can't remember this ancient poem, I will always remember you! I wish you happiness forever!

95. If you like someone, you have to confess, in case you become a spare tire.

96. Every time someone is mean to me, I feel that there is something wrong with this person. In the face of such a lovely me, he can still lose his temper and be speechless.

97. What I can't extricate myself from is love. There are radishes in other people's fields.

98. Not everyone can read, and those who can read are not good children.

99. The north wind is blowing, and the autumn wind is cool. If you have any difficulties, I will help you. I live next door. My name is Wang.

100, why do you want to grow old together? I want my black hair to wave.

10 1. Every time you go shopping, people will tell you that if you really want it, I will give you a cheaper price. You see, sincerity is so worthless!

102, I have a skill of picking up girls, but I am a girl.

103, believe it if you believe it, don't believe it if you don't believe it, and fucking use WeChat.

104. Whenever a boy says that he has tidied up his room, the standard usually means that the road from the door to the bed has been opened.

105, full of wisdom, propped up my face abruptly.