It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like can also celebrate. ...
Buy it in buy buy, it's better to look at it, save money and chase the TV barrage video app happily. Let's download it together It was fun and fun. Don't ask my name, please call me a red scarf. ...
I have a group of b female colleagues. We were bored at work and had a brain teaser. There is a question: "What hat do you want to bring?"
She blurted out, "cuckold."
Now we all want to meet her husband!
4. Tmall: It's really cheap. It's still a dog.
JD.COM strikes back: Reject fakes and don't play tricks.
Who can conquer a woman's mind?
When I came back from the vegetable market, my dog had a piece of meat in his mouth. I think it must have been taken in front of the meat stall. Fortunately, the store didn't see it and asked me for money again. I rummaged through my basket at noon, but I couldn't find the meat I bought. . .
6. I asked my buddy, "Why do dogs eat shit?"
He said, "Because the dog's nose is too smart."
Me: "What does this have to do with the dog's nose?"
He said, "You are so stupid. Shit smells bad. You might as well eat it instead of smelling bad. "
Me. . .
7. Lu Xun wrote: "There are two trees in my yard, one is jujube and the other is jujube."
I never understood. Today, I saw someone say, "I have two girlfriends, one is a hand and the other is a hand!" " "
Years of doubts were instantly resolved.
8. My girlfriend and I introduced my buddy and her best friend together. Then we quarreled and broke up. My girlfriend defends her best friend, so I try my best to protect my buddy. Well, you guessed it, and now we have broken up.
Welcome the mood phrase of 202 1 Shuang 1 1: Tired like a dog, Shuang1/defeated!
1, double 1 1 can't submit a refund application on the same day, so think twice before you chop hands.
2. For a girl like me who doesn't have a pair of 1 1, please keep it, dear. After all, it is virtuous.
3. Double 1 1. You hesitate to buy or chop hands in buy buy. My dearest friends and I got up early to see them. I hope everyone can try their best to shine and warm those who need our warmth. Even a little-for a meaningful day. All right. A new day. The work has already started. Everybody11.11Happy!
4, double 1 1 6, I am still single! This heart is so cold! Come and meet Erkang!
5, tired into a dog, double 1 1 defeated the pickpocket.
6. On the homepage, the great achievements of Shuang 1 1 pickpocket party and the news of Zaizai's marriage floated. I really want to take a dog leash. Anyway, it is to calm my mood and stimulate economic growth. At the same time, I still want to wish Zaizai a happy wedding and look forward to what his baby will look like.
7, early warning double 1 1 pickpocket party, you feel that you don't lack anything when you are busy, and only when you are extremely bored will you feel that you have nothing. Good morning, children's shoes!
8. Double 1 1 Chop Hands Festival, you have to do something. So 7 laps, 6km426. The condition is gradually improving, and so is his knee, but Xiong Haizi always walks, holding him for a long time is harmful to his knee.
9. Don't forget that you are going to see the idol dog at the base camp and concert. Double 1 1 pickpocket.
10, double 1 1 chop hands ... after this time, I will clean up the cupboard and return the things to the blood.
1 1, oh, yes, except for double 1 1. I don't have to work overtime, but I remember that this is another Singles' Day. I found an article I read in my circle of friends before and gave it to this great festival. This year is hopeless, I hope next year.
12, I went to Shuang 1 1 and stole my number. How poor you are.
13, Double 1 1 Shopping Festival and Singles' Day have been confused. I just want to ask, did you chop your hand today? Anyway, I'm almost defeated. I'm going to drink porridge for a month.
14, prodigal bitch can't sleep. It's just a good time. Yang Guo is the only person I have ever met who has a pair of 1 1.
15, cold weather, double 1 1, hands-free, really suitable for turning on the air conditioner.
Tell me about Shuang 1 1 single dog.
Tell me about Shuang 1 1 single dog.
1. Double 1 1 I have to bear the damage of single dog. What's more fatal is that I went bankrupt before I started.
Second, I double 1 1 night shift? I was assigned to work the night shift? The sky is killing me, single dog.
Third, I have insomnia again tonight. Every year, I am particularly fidgeting around double 1 1. Shopping can't solve the problem at all. Just for 1 1, I really want to go back to double 1 1. This festival will only do harm to single dog. Meaningless.
Four, double 1 1 unexpected income, but single dog is still deified. ...
Five, is single dog's double 1 1 one year alone.
Sixthly, I really hope it will be double 1 1 instead of single dog.
Seven, double 1 1 Please sing after me: cool dog food, slap in the face. I am single dog, and nobody loves me. The color in front of us was suddenly buried, and countless couples have been in love in front of us! I just want to pick up the torch of FFF Group and let your dog abuse place explode! The pain of Singles Day is the most painful experience for single dog people every year!
Eight, especially looking forward to, I will wait for this day as single dog, I want this day off.
Nine, I took a fancy to the couple's mobile phone case, and no one used it with me. Single dog was badly hit by 1 1.
X. Double 1 1 Everyone else goes on a date. Only one person in single dog cooks soup at home.
Eleven, double 1 1, quickly record a video and send it to a circle of friends to prove that I am not single dog.
Twelve. Thinking of the great benefits of double 1 1, I am still very happy as single dog.
Thirteen, double 1 1 Go to the movies that day, single dog's movie alone.
14. Seeing that it's another double year 1 1, it's still the same life in single dog. It's no use talking about the cloud society, okay?
15. Shuang 1 1 is here to rob money. I'm afraid I'll bully single dog and nobody will pay the bill.
16, single dog said he was fearless. I want to buy something, but I can't cut off the power.
Seventeen, Shuang 1 1 went to see Opgold with her husband. In a group of single dog, I think they are a little hateful.
18. single dog, like us, will definitely choose to have dinner at Shuang 1 1.
XIX. Double 1 1 is the welfare of single dog, so that singles can enjoy beer together.
Twenty, the temperature drops. Singles Day is coming ~ Double 1 1 is coming, and poor single dog holds my right hand tightly with her left hand.
Twenty-one, this year's double 1 1, the worst thing is not that you didn't buy one and get one free, but that you are single dog and I am single dog, but we are not together.
22. Double 1 1? Single dog? Sorry, my idea is this: double 1 1 is Friday = you have a holiday = there are few people in the gym = I can play all the equipment in the gym without waiting in line!
Twenty-three, everyone only remembers that the double 1 1 is going to be chopped, and no one remembers that day belongs to single dog?
Twenty-four, single dog said fearless. Single dog double ten, one can't go shopping, afraid of being abused to death.
I want to use this day to say goodbye to being single. This day is really important for single dog.
26. History is always strikingly similar to last year's double 1 1. I'm single dog, too.
27. How to celebrate single dog Festival? Double 1 1 is the greatest magic weapon to save single dog. Buy it at x Bao, buy it at buy buy, and let off steam!
Twenty-eight, the previous double 1 1 is a festival in single dog, with a very famous name: Singles Day! Lonely and cold! Today's double 1 1 belongs to Qian Qian Wan Wan Chopper Party! Double 1 1 blink! It's been brewing in a treasure for half a month, and the rest depends on the internet speed tomorrow night!
Twenty-nine, double 1 1 here we are. Single dog should be better to himself. Who are you working for?
Thirty, buy this pair of 999 before you buy it, and buy that pair from single dog 1 1.
Mr. Qin: Almost 1 1. Single dog doesn't know how to pass the teacher. Can you be less outspoken?
Thirty-two, double 1 1, bought by buy buy, bought by single dog, bought by couples in buy buy for women, and given by buy buy for dog food.
202 1, the saddest sentence in the circle of friends, is the most worthy modal phrase.
1, the saddest moment must not be when you can't fall in love, but when you know that you and this person are really nothing in the future. What he gave you and what he didn't give you in the future was given to another person, and you are not even qualified to be jealous.
2. Don't be silly. Being together is just your last excuse to comfort yourself. No one knows better than you how he treats you. He didn't accompany you when you were sad. He didn't cherish you when you stayed. To put it bluntly, he just doesn't love you.
I live in a city without you. Nevertheless, I still pay attention to your life in various ways. As a passer-by, I am so sad. Your joys and sorrows are not for me.
4. the most annoying thing in feelings may be that you and I are both good people. I have never done anything unnatural, and you have never done anything unkind to me across the gap, but there is something called "fate" that can't fulfill you and me.
Every time I am disappointed, I will do one less thing to love you. Until the end, I will not take the initiative to find you, pack your things, delete your photos, and never look at you secretly again. It is time to say goodbye. Disappointment is accumulated day by day, and leaving is a long decision.
6. People really think that if they swear, they won't break their word, and if they go back on their word, they really feel that they can't do it. So swearing can't measure loyalty, and it can't judge right or wrong. It can only prove that at the moment they said it, they were sincere to each other.
7. Later, some people learned to lie without blushing, some learned to smile indifferently, some never stayed up late, and some cut off their long hair. They are all people who can't go back, and all the reengineering in this world has always been a lie.
8. Probably, everyone who can't learn to break up will meet someone who can't be together. It is difficult to let go, it is too tiring to persist, and love without time is the most painful.
9. Don't wait for those who can't afford it. Your infatuation can't move a person who doesn't love you. What hurts you is not the ruthlessness of the other party, but the persistence of your fantasy. Be brave and turn around. You have to give up something to get a more complete self.
10, in fact, no one can tell you what to do to give up someone. You can only spend countless nights alone, and then get up as usual the next day and pretend nothing happened. Actually, it's no big deal. Feelings are two people's business. He doesn't love you. What makes you?
1 1. It took me many years to prove how much I loved him, but he used the same time to prove how stupid I was. There is always a fool who once rejected everyone for one person and ended up with nothing.