Daily classic reply paragraph classic
1. What is ambiguity?
Yuan Xiaoshuai: Ambiguous = Love Heaven.
2. What should I do if I suddenly pop up indecent pictures when I show PPT to my customers?
Liu was silent for half a ring, and then he asked? Are you still sleepy? Not sleepy. Let's move on. ?
It's been several days since we broke up. What if it hasn't come out yet?
Han Zhongzan: Replacing files is always more thorough than deleting files.
Many people of the same age get married and have children. Does it affect you?
Anonymous user: It has no influence on me, but it has a great influence on my mother.
5. Do men value a woman's figure, face or heart more?
Anonymous user: My face and figure determine whether I want to know what she thinks. Thought determines whether I will veto her face and figure with one vote.
6. Is first love used to practice hands?
Nonsense. Being single is to practice your hands.
7. Does fitness lead to menopause?
Cao Yong: It depends on your relationship with the coach?
8. How soft are girls' breasts? What does it feel like?
Wang Dan: I thought the subject was a man, but I want to lie in the trough. This may be the saddest problem in 2008. Take a closer look at the topic that the subject is the woman lying in the trough. Is this really the saddest question in 2008?
9. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a female friend?
James Swainson: People in China have a habit of choosing names: in fact, if something is missing, it must be added to the name, and the five elements will be perfect.
10. The first girlfriend who fell in love for three years gave her first night to someone else after a long-distance relationship. How to adjust?
Jiang Daming: I fell in love with a wild horse with a head full of grasslands.
1 1. How to answer girls? What do you like about me?
Anonymous user: Isn't there a formula? A time point+a little thing+description polishing+vows of eternal love: one morning four years ago, you were busy preparing breakfast for me. Looking at your figure, I saw an angel in a trance. It's beautiful. At that time, I silently said to myself, this is the woman I want to love and hurt all my life. Finally, hold her tight without explanation.
12. What if my girlfriend is molested?
Nior: Make money in the future and eat in a fancy restaurant?
13. What's it like to have no girlfriend?
Alvin: There is a feeling of talent shortage.
14. What was the experience of being confessed by more than ten people since childhood?
Akemi Homura: Not all the people you like are a burden to tell you.
15. What should a shallow sleeper do if his girlfriend clings to others while sleeping?
Jinyi: In primary school, every time I didn't hand in my homework, my teacher would punish me for cleaning the blackboard. It's not that the blackboard is dirty, but that I didn't hand in my homework.
16. How to respond to girls' confession to you?
Anonymous user: Shit, the chance of turning over is not good: you are a good person.
17. My boyfriend stole me while I was asleep. What should I think and do?
Xie Xiaolong: I'll touch you if you live together. Didn't I want this when I got married? Such a man can't have it.
18. Why do you say "honest people are easy to cheat"?
Tong: Four philosophies in the circle of friends. People who are too honest are easy to cheat. Women who don't smoke are all bitches. Being a girl doing WeChat business earns tens of thousands of dollars a month. All children who do not go to school become presidents.
19. What is the saddest thing about secretly loving someone?
Anonymous user: In order not to let others see that I am particularly good to him, I can only be good to everyone. Damn, I'm exhausted.
20. How to give your boyfriend face outside?
North Southeast: There is an adventure to tell the truth at the class reunion. A friend asked his girlfriend. Have you ever had a car shake? The girlfriend replied yes. I thought to myself, my girlfriend really gives me face. I didn't tell my classmates that I didn't have a car.
2 1. What is the perfect love in your heart? Who can design such details of life, psychological description of dialogue or plot?
Wu: It is strange that two people are obviously more comfortable together than alone.
22. Do you care if your lover has a girlfriend of the opposite sex?
Anonymous user: A woman will never understand why a man doubts her friendship with other men, because men know men too well!
23. My girlfriend asked me to write a 60,000-word love letter. How to write?
Yue Yihe: The love letter is like this: Dear, every day when we are together, I will give you a letter that reads? I love you? Three-word love letter, so that in the fifty-fifth year from today, you will certainly understand my feelings of 60 thousand words.
24. What if you like prostitutes?
Yue Hu: First of all, learn to judge sentences.
25. What degree of loyalty should couples maintain?
Russian bear: Actually, I don't ask much. If you don't like me, tell me before you find someone else.
26. What kind of man is a boy who goes after a girl knowing that she has a boyfriend?
Anonymous user: a girl who knows how to invest and has a boyfriend has only one competitor for him; A girl without a boyfriend has countless competitors for him.
27. What do girls usually think when they are held by their boyfriends for the first time?
Liu Tingting: Shit, his hands are so big and my breasts are too small?
28. What should men and women know before they have love?
Chen Bin: Pretending to love someone you don't love is the greatest self-love. It's no shame to really love someone who doesn't love you. Kidnapping someone who doesn't love you with love is the worst.
29. What do you admire most about your husband?
Yolingo: It is so good at hide-and-seek that it hasn't appeared yet.
30. Why are others being chased and you not?
Yingbao: Then ask yourself, if you give their boyfriends to you, will you?
3 1. Do you agree that love without marriage purpose is hooliganism?
Liao: Marriage without love as a process is hooliganism.
32. I am usually used to joking, but I confess to girls that others think I am joking. What should I do?
What's the hurry? She didn't misunderstand, but she was very kind.
33. How should I react when I find a girl's shoulder strap exposed on a date?
Zhang Haifu: Pull it up and let it go. Bang, bang, it's fun. I suddenly understand why I don't have a girlfriend.
34. How to describe unrequited love in the most wonderful sentence?
Joelancat: Don't look at me. Do not look at me. I'm not myself.
35. How to persuade my wife to get married without taking a wedding photo?
Zhang Ke: What qualifications do you have to be talkative? Just cooperate.
36. Bow to reality. What is the most helpless thing you have done?
Li Shaoze: Her hands are only three-quarters as big as mine, but I still can't catch them.
37. What if there is no lover on Valentine's Day?
Ruah: Do you have to try to kill one or two people who are not dead at home before Tomb-Sweeping Day? No, it's just ...
38. What's it like to be accosted by the opposite sex while walking on the road?
Wang Nuo Nuo: Domestic:? I'm not interested in English, I don't study yoga, I don't try your beauty products, I have no money on me, and my mobile phone is dead like you. ? Foreign countries:? I'm sorry I didn't attend the party. ?
39. What mentality did the person who occasionally refused me come to my space with?
Tian Guangze: This is not good for touch-screen phones.
40. Why can the boys chasing me only insist on chasing for half a year at most?
W: A year of eighteen is not as old as a year of twenty-eight.
Daily classic divine reply selected articles
1. What is the most exciting confession?
Time-consuming and ink-consuming: I forgot where I saw it before: like a bald guy. (female: I like bald men. ) me? I am not bald. M: I'm not bald. I can wait. W: I can wait. )
2. Why does my boyfriend never understand my mind when I have something to say?
Pan Qiulin: Question, guess what my answer is? Do you want me to answer directly before you understand?
3. What state does a girl have that she has fallen in love with you?
Mo Yu: I am full of anger. Anyone who hires me at this time will be reckless with TA. But what I saw turned out to be you, and all the resentment turned into grievances, and my eyes were moist.
4. What's it like to have a girlfriend?
Guo Shao: It is strange that I am a poor boy, but why do I always feel that I own the whole world?
5. A good-looking girl who loves taking selfies almost never sends photos in her circle of friends. Why?
Kenneth: Maybe you don't belong to the group where she often takes selfies.
6. What should I do if I lose interest immediately after catching up with girls?
Anonymous user:? Poets praise love only before kissing a girl. After they got women, they began to praise freedom. ?
7. How to tell boys "I think you are not bad, come after me" gracefully and implicitly?
Xu Wei: It's no use. We boys also look at faces.
8. How do you feel when you break up or confess failure?
Huang Jiayi: So? Heartache? This statement is true! It's physical!
9. Do girls rely on chasing or attracting?
Xue Bo: A circle of friends sent by an excellent girl around me: How many people still don't understand that people rely on sex and attraction to maintain a long-term and comfortable relationship. Instead of oppression, bondage, flattery, blind dedication and moral self-touch.
10. How to improve your girlfriend's IQ?
Yue Zhao: When she doesn't like you, her IQ will naturally improve.