Movie name:

Bastard Sparta

English name:

Meet the Spartans.

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Name:

Meet Sparta

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Played by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer

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Kevin Sol, played by Sean Maguire, berkman Elktara.

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Should: 65438+2008125 October

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Type: melodrama

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Region: USA

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Language: English

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Duration: 88 minutes

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Color: color

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Synopsis: They are warriors who swear by blood; They are strong men with one enemy and a hundred; They fought until the last drop of blood was shed. They are invincible Spartans! Do you know the most tragic battle in history, Hot Springs Pass? Previously: King Xue Xisi of Persia led an iron horse to attack Greece. Persian emissaries who came to surrender were kicked into the pit of death by Spartan warrior King Leonidas. The witch in gauze danced wildly and decided that the battle would fail. A traitor who looked like Gollum betrayed the whereabouts of 300 strong men because he could not join the army. In a word, the beautiful queen (carmen electra) and the wise king Leonidas of Sparta, SHEN WOO, are now only holding 13 elite soldiers at the Sembili Mountain Pass in Wenquan Pass, and they are caught between Scylla and Charybdis. Arrow rain? Sharp blade? Rivers of blood? Don't! Don't! Don't! Our Spartan I is famous, so it is natural to kill the enemy with hot and difficult street dance! Listen to Leonidas commanded, one by one lean abdominal muscle male jump dazzling, although the difficulty is amazing and almost broke his neck fracture, but also achieved the effect-"scared" the enemy across the pale out of the water. The yellow sand is all over the sky, the iron horse is golden, and the dark yellow tone is like splashing ink. Skull and Ghost Knight, Crazy britney spears, and Shrek, the miniature monster, will all appear one by one. This war is bound to "shock" the world and "cry" ghosts and gods!

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Xu: Horrible? Food! Romantic love? Boring! Sports inspirational? Old school! Man is invincible. They were all made into ace spies more than 007 years ago. Why do our clever and unscrupulous screenwriters persist in the series of Scream and date movie? Didn't you see "The Bloody Case of Steamed Bread" and "The Big Movie" emerging in the capital of the East? Are we going to make a B-level production after Master Shuanlin?

Yes, the blockbuster "History ~ Poetry ~" we produced at this time last year was not so good! Although many blockbusters, such as The Kingdom of Narnia, The Da Vinci Code, Pirates of the Caribbean, X-Men, Crazy Priest, Flying Snake, Chocolate Adventure Factory and Superman Return, were all wiped out, only one tomato egg exploded. Don't think that we use spoofs to save time and spoil famous products for the audience. As the saying goes, failure is success. Summing up the experience and lessons, we finally found the secret recipe of washing the forest!

Do you know why Beijing Zodiac Health is successful? The key is to extract the essence of assorted food from leftovers! In addition to finding their "characteristics", the most important thing is to keep a clear main line, otherwise the hodgepodge of mixed flavors will never get a seat-this is the embarrassment of epic movies. With an investment of $25 million, we will definitely win 300 Spartan heroes from title to content. In addition, in order to avoid the suspicion of complete plagiarism, a group of crazy celebrities (Britney Spears, American Idol Season 6 bomber, President Bush, Ghost Rider, Shrek) are also doomed to be dragged into the water.