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Learn the guitar.

Although this son is my own, although this guitar is a fucking musical instrument.

But I still chose the guitar.

I'll tell you why, although the piano looks great! And handsome, well, really handsome. Under the control of both hands, the fingertips hit the keyboard, and this wonderful melody came out. This seems to be a very noticeable thing.

But! You are very demanding about this, you have to have a piano! This piano is very important. If you replace it with an electronic piano, it will soon be reduced in price, won't it? I think the guitar is light enough! Convenient for loading anytime and anywhere. Just open the guitar case like this, hang the guitar on your chest like this, press the guitar string with your right hand and slide it with your left hand, and you can sing if the song is too high. Then when you play the guitar, drop a key and you will get it.

What? You want a piano?

Hey hey hey? Is this the moving company? Bring me a piano to the door of the ladies' room.

I've never seen anyone play the piano in front of the ladies' room in my life.

To say that this guitar is not something to learn. During learning guitar, these hands have been ruthlessly destroyed, especially this left hand, which is even more terrible. Not to mention that the playing skills of this guitar are at sixes and sevens again. Anyway, I'm looking at something I don't know.

Don't you know to wear a finger cuff?

B: Do you have anything like this? . . It's the left hand.

A: Of course-_ ||

B: The teacher asked me to press the special end of the nail clipper with my fingertips. . .

After a Taobao meal. . . .

B:0.0 really does.

A: Then, the teacher didn't say to bring a finger cuff? Aren't you worried about the 250 teacher you found? Learn guitar, don't wear gloves, you think you are Wolverine? Uncle wolf is old.

That thing is ugly.

A: Take it with you when you study! When you are forced, you don't accept it.

B: OK.

A: Buy two sets quickly. One set is definitely not enough for you.

B: OK. .

A month later:

How are you playing the guitar now?

B: It's definitely better than before, but I can't say where. I insist on it every day anyway. . .

A: What music can you play completely now?

B: Qianshan is always in love, London Bridge, I mean the VIP version of London Bridge, and the simple version and HD version of Little Star. I won't say anything about the two tiger painters. It's simple.

A: Practice every day. How painful this finger is. . . .

There is a thin cocoon at the tip of my left finger. I only practice chords for a short time every day. Otherwise it will hurt.

Is that finger cuff practical?

B: It's no use at all.

A: Why?

Because I can't remember the place. Classical guitar, the thickness of the strings is obvious, and I remember their positions by this.

Well, I can't play the guitar at all.

B: Paralyzed. I have heard that guitar is the best instrument to learn.

A: Only in primary school, the art teacher had a guitar, which I often saw.

B: The result is not simple at all. Therefore, gourd silk should not be simple. Is erhu more difficult?

A: The best thing to learn is cucurbit silk. Then give up the erhu. That's really hard. I think everyone else has learned erhu.

I want to learn erhu. A blind man can play so well! I can still see.

A: That's the double torture of fingers and shoulders.

B: My brother said, learn erhu. You can lose weight by twisting your waist. One foot nine before school and one foot six after school are not dreams.

A: Then should I start with one?

B: It's good for you to test the water first.

Actually, I want him to learn harmonica when he has a son.

Just put this harmonica in your trouser pocket, which takes up no space. It is a good thing to take it out and play it when you are free, especially when you accidentally pass by an artificial lake on a campus and just see a boy in jeans sitting by the water playing the harmonica for a girl. The sun is setting, the lake is reflecting the afterglow, and the teenagers are still blowing "outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road." At that time, I thought, how handsome! If I were a girl, I would like this boy! I was in my thirties at that time.

But seeing such a beautiful picture, I still think it should be so beautiful.