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Jay Chou Xin ge mo Ji tuo
Has anyone not heard of it?
I have to admire this man.
Since I got married
Sending songs is also inactive.
I don't care about my figure.
Fans are no longer coquetry.
All I know all day is tons of love, love, love, love. ...
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this is not
Even cocktails taste like love.
Since the launch of Mojito.
Her sister plugged in headphones and turned on the MV for the first time.
Looking forward to a double feast of sight and hearing.
This is less than half.
Barbecue and milk tea are in hand.
It stopped suddenly ... and it smelled ...
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Zhou Dong
Your MV painting style used to be like this.
Surrounded by beautiful women
be high-spirited and vigorous
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How to get married
My beautiful sister is gone, too.
There will be no pool party.
Socialist brotherhood overflowed from one screen to another.
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Hangba
This may be the legendary
On the Cultivation of Married Men
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They say women are fickle.
But in fact, men have the most "two faces"
Don't trust me. Look at that.
Dumped by his girlfriend's beauty before marriage
Frightened by his wife's bill after marriage
We agreed that we would never change our minds.
Call someone before marriage.-honey
Call someone after marriage-at home.
Some people go further.
Translate the meaning of "honey" directly into China characteristics.
"Pull out sweet potatoes"
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Pre-marital holiday
At least there are fresh roses.
Holiday after marriage
It would be nice to have a rose cake.
He doesn't even remember what festival it is.
Find all kinds of reasons before marriage
Pretend to run into a girlfriend.
Do whatever it takes to get married
Avoid his wife on purpose.
This may be the law of conservation of love.
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Stay up late to watch a superstar play football before marriage.
After marriage, I can only take my children to watch Logger Vick play football.
I confirmed my eyes.
Physical strength really can't keep up.
Buy a beautiful pleated skirt for your girlfriend before marriage.
Dare to spend money on credit cards.
Buy an apron for your wife after marriage.
Hesitate whether to move the vault.
Every day before marriage is full of poems.
Have children after marriage
Wash your face every day and don't get wet.
Dress up as Mark Chao before marriage.
Dress up as Nicholas Zhao Si after marriage
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Self-portrait before marriage
You must show your muscles.
Self-portrait after marriage
Only dare to Xiu Xiu Fitness Card in the circle of friends.
Don't ask, what you asked was that the muscle fell off itself.
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@ Li Meili
someone says that
Marriage has two unsolved mysteries.
One is why wives are always angry.
The other is why my husband always gets fat.
When I first met him.
Or a youthful and eye-catching little fresh meat.
It's only been a few years
It was destroyed by years and became "old bacon"
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@ZxxxxJ-
Before I got married, I thought I found the treasure.
I'm sorry for sending too much after marriage.
Disturb disturb
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@ Bi Marvin's old mother
Before marriage:
Brother's waist is not waist.
Saburo's machete
After marriage:
Brother's waist is not waist.
This is a scalpel that stabbed my heart.
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@ I want to travel around the world alone most.
Before marriage:
Brother's leg is not a leg
The spring water on the Seine.
After marriage:
Brother's leg is not a leg
Look at thieves like mudslides in the Yellow River.
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Before he got married, he laughed strangely.
My heart is pounding and the deer is jumping.
He smiled after the marriage.
How did I find such an iron handyman?
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King stinky mountain
Before he got married, people said he looked like Daniel Wu.
After marriage, the height looks only 1.5 meters.
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Bear likes spicy food.
Clean before marriage, handsome.
After I got married, I was suddenly afraid that he was hiding something from me.
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@ Sweet and sour hawthorn
From "Literary Youth"
Become "my fat brother in society"
Just separated by a married man.
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@ 丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫 honey
It is said that time is pig feed.
I see through it.
Who eats the most knows.
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The same expression and action
Different shooting effects
Excuse me, where is the seller?
I want to apply for after-sales return.
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@ Wang 77 Interesting Life
Before marriage, my boyfriend was full of energy.
after marriage
"Wife, you see, you see,
Is my posture good? "
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@ Fish and Whales-
Makeup is a lie.
leave sth out of account
Some people can "cheat" without makeup.
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@, Long live Nini
Please stop laughing.
I want to cry at the moment.
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@ 嗮嗮嗮嗮!
I'm sorry
I shouldn't covet your beauty.
Now I know I was wrong.
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@ Arrogant ~
If god gives me another chance to choose.
I will cherish it.
Don't look at you in the crowd.
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@Halopet
I regret it now.
awfully sorry
Water from the West Lake, my tears.
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well
Before marriage, everyone said you were Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan.
Regular facial features, burly figure.
After marriage, rival in love kowtowed and thanked.
Oh, I thought it was a close call ~
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Blaina & Stan
Although not thin before marriage.
But there is no need to give another piece of meat in heaven.
Scared, really scared.
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Slim is not that easy.
Every piece of meat has its temper.
Even if you don't stay at home
After marriage, the weight is also rubbing.
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Pod pudding baby
I am most afraid that the air will suddenly calm down.
I am most afraid that the leader will suddenly care.
I am most afraid that my straight husband will suddenly be cute.
This is the legendary?
Spoiled men are the best life?
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@ jingjing jingjing
Oh, my God, the earth.
Please stop eating.
You have gained weight.
The pain is in my heart
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@Overthepast2
sisters
After reading it for a while, I finally understood.
Marriage is risky, so be careful.
take one's chance
Keep a good mood
Let the rest go with the wind.
After all, in those years, our pink male god
They also have "two faces" before and after marriage.
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No matter what you marry, you are fresh and lively.
Or a handsome guy in the heyday.
The final destination cannot escape.
"Benshan method"
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seemingly
Marriage is "farm"+"mirror"
You are absolutely right.
Anyway, I should support myself.