2. The main sports of contemporary youth: delivery by express and delivery by take-away!
Studies show that men who love housework live longer because their wives play less.
4. In order to prevent my son from becoming rich.
The second generation, criticized and especially respected, I am a little pitiful.
Do you know why you are single? Because you are ugly, you also dislike others' ugliness!
6. You are worried about how to make money. I'm worried about how to spend money now. Who can tell me how to use 100 yuan next month?
I feel that "forgetting me" and "breaking up" are the most cruel in the world.
Three words, you have never seen the world. You have never heard of the word "get up".
Three words.
Eight. I admire the Tang Priest in Journey to the West most, because he doesn't have to take a bath by himself. Every two episodes, a monster says, boys, wash that monk clean.
9. I really need someone Keeping your mouth shut is a job. Asking me out is to make money. If I don't work hard, I will slap my backhand and take me to the peak of my life! 10. Me: "Son, what's your score this time?" Next time you want to hit me, can you find another excuse? "1 1. Now boys are too bad. Whiter than girls, taller than girls, prettier than girls, and fighting for boyfriends with girls!
Twelve. Being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that you are the only single person in your circle.
Thirteen. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their bodies better or to make their mentality better.
14. Salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.
15. If you are unhappy, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach
Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.
Seventeen. it is said
It is difficult for four kinds of girls to find a partner: first, they don't like makeup,
Second, the relative residence,
Third, a man's personality,
Fourth, not coquetry, not cute. I knew the truth, and my tears fell down.
Eighteen. A good-looking person's head is taken casually, and an ugly person's head is taken casually.
Nineteen. Recently, the weather is getting colder and colder. People with boyfriends hold boyfriends, and people with girlfriends hold girlfriends. I'm better. I have a cold.
20. According to my observation, anyone who likes to say that money is not the key to success or failure has no money!
Twenty one. When I was a child, I often wet my bed, and when I grow up, I often cry my pillow.
22. The weather is getting warmer, it's almost summer, and the season of hiding meat is coming again.
Twenty-three Do you have a bad relationship? Very smooth. There is not even a person on the road.
24. When one day, your girlfriend suddenly put a picture of you and her as the background of your mobile phone, do you know what this means? It means this photo is better than yours.
25. The speed of spending money after leaving my job made me understand that going to work is not to make money, but to let you attend classes without spending money.