2. Marriage is wrong, divorce is consciousness, remarriage is fallacy, remarriage is bigotry, having children is a big mistake, and one does not delay anything.
3. Look at …, look at …, keep looking …, look down …, look again …, look carefully …, idiot! Look if you want!
4. April Fool's Day is coming, reminding you that all the short messages you received are false and have the opposite meaning. Here is the first one: you are a smart and handsome public lover!
When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will sigh loudly-pig!
6. The Tang Priest assigned work at the foot of the Flame Mountain: "Wukong is going to borrow a banana fan, and Wukong is going to find water-Bajie, why do you still have time to read short messages!"
7. One day, I met a beautiful woman and said, Do you like me? Beauty: Guess. You summon up courage to say: like ... beauty and say: guess again. ...
I saw you on TV. It's really eye-catching and photogenic. You look cute and confident in the advertisement. I told you, you can be a model in the pig feed advertisement.
9. April Fool's Day gives you three fish: the small goldfish gives you a strong source of income, the tropical fish gives you a little happiness, and the red carp gives you endless luck. I wish "stupid" Yue Longmen, and there will be "stupid" every year!
10, call you an idiot, you can still read, call you an idiot, you will still be angry, call you an idiot, you will reply to text messages, call you a log, and you will still look at your mobile phone! I wish you happiness!
1 1, the advantages of fangs: you can dig sweet potatoes in the ground, cover your chin when it rains, separate the tea residue when drinking tea, use it as a knife and fork when eating, and block it twice when cutting, and fangs are the best.
12, write a poem for you-there are small raindrops floating in the sky, which seem to laugh at my delusion. Why are you so selfish and cruel that you make me dream and write a poem full of sadness? Who knows that only a fool can read this poem!
13, the mobile phone rang, bringing blessings. When the bell rings, it brings a healthy, safe and strong body; When the bell rings, it brings good luck and prosperity; The bell rang three times … a fool was cheated!
14, the exam is called duck eggs, the bad guys do bad things, the idiots have no brains, they are fired, the bastards curse, and the losers cry. People who read text messages are idiots.
15, I miss you when I am lost, I miss you when I am lonely, having you is my endless happiness, you are the love I have been pursuing in my life, but you left when I was poor, so come back! Lovely RMB.
16, dear user, your mobile phone number won the first prize in our city's prize-winning network access activity, and the bonus was 10000 yuan. Please take it to any bank to get it. The password is: Freeze!
17, the sky outside is beautiful, the world outside is magical, and the life outside is wonderful. I don't know why you still sit at the bottom of the well for a long time and refuse to leave. What a pity!
18, April Fool's Day is coming, I want to "fool" you to have fun. I wish you a "fool" with high income, happy mood, rich financial resources and a good life every year.
19, your influence is so extensive, so huge and so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby ... Happy April Fool's Day!