1 gossip
Women are naturally "entertaining". They develop gossip from a state to a character and sublimate gossip from language to an art.
Do you want to know which boy in the opposite company always can't find a girlfriend? Don't go to the police station, as long as you are a female compatriot working in this office building, just grab one and you will know the answer. Of course, no one can guarantee the reliability of the answer. Most likely, the more people ask, the more answers they will get. If you have a big secret to keep, don't let any woman know. If your secret is bad enough for a woman, there is a way to remedy it: tell as many women as possible different versions, and then ask them not to tell anyone-at most a week, you will find that your secret has hundreds of versions. This is called "death and afterlife"
2 nd lose weight
We can understand that the fat elder sister in the alley runs and exercises every day in order to find her lost youth. However, the female colleague sitting next to me in the company, whose gross weight of hair and clothes does not exceed 90 kg, still solemnly announced that she was losing weight, which is puzzling. It seems that many women are willing to blame innocent fat for some defects in their appearance. It seems that without these fats, it will soon become perfect. We sympathize with the woman who should lose weight and strictly control her appetite; Those women who really can't lose weight don't eat or drink, which really makes people feel incredible. They are so busy at work and so tired in life, but they can't even satisfy the most basic appetite. What is the point of living?
No.3 matchmaking service
When a young man who just graduated is assigned to a unit, it is inevitable that he will be questioned by his female colleagues: How old is he? Where are you from? Do you have a girlfriend? If you say you don't have a girlfriend, she will immediately get excited and start introducing you to someone. You don't know whether she is warm-hearted or idle. If you want to refuse, fine, you have offended this colleague; If you say yes, it will be endless trouble. She will whisper Miss Zhang and Sister Wang in your ear every day. It seems that if you don't fulfill your marriage, she will be restless. Even if there are no female colleagues in the office, don't be complacent. There is no guarantee that the wife of a male colleague will introduce her college classmates to you one day. No one can tell why, but we have to go back to ancient times. It is said that being a medium can prolong life for seven years! No wonder women generally live longer than men. It turns out that the matchmaker did it all!
The fourth intimate contact
Men don't hold hands and hug their waists, and most of their physical contact comes from fists. As for women, it is common for two women to hold hands and touch their faces. And they often hug each other in public. If two men do this, they must be said to be gay! In my opinion, these women who are keen on physical contact with the same sex have only two purposes: either to practice for making out with their boyfriends in the future or to see whose skin is more delicate through physical contact.
I have to say that it is the embodiment of their friendship. Why do women who just hugged suddenly start to speak ill of each other?
Fifth comparison
When I was a child, my dear mother always nagged in my ear, "You see how well Xiaoming studies" and "You see Xiaohong is much more polite than you", so I always felt hopeless until I went to college at the age of 20.
I finally grew up and left home, secretly relieved, but I don't have to compare with others. Who knows I'm so happy? This is just the beginning. When in love, women are more handsome, richer and more romantic than boyfriends. Married, more career than husband, more love, more children. I have always thought that comparison can help a woman find a satisfactory home, but she often says after being with you for decades: "Look at Lao Wang, I don't know how I got possessed in the first place and actually followed you!" Hey, didn't you abandon Lao Wang and choose me?
6 th shopping
When studying, the sport that girls fear most should be 800 meters. Running down two laps is as weak as sister Lin, which makes people feel distressed. But if you judge that women are physically weaker than men, you are all wet. Go to the mall if you don't believe me. Obviously, she just wants to buy a T-shirt, but she has to transfer from Zhong You to Saite, and then from Xidan to Wangfujing ... Seeing women shopping, it really feels like a vast sky. After a day's shopping, you can really buy good things, but the most common result is that you don't buy what you should, and you buy a lot of useless things.
To tell the truth, I'm not tired of walking, and I have to think about my boyfriend with a backpack!
No.7 baodianzhou
Is there any mysterious connection between women and telephones? I don't know if it will take half an hour or an hour to get the call. Why do women who have always been cautious about money tolerate telecom companies exploiting expensive phone bills from them? The reason is not important, just know how to make good use of people: the customer service of many big companies is miss, probably because women like to call. If you are a customer service worker, you can naturally cook porridge every day, from morning till night, but if you call yourself, don't try to be happy for a while, you will feel uncomfortable when you get paid at the end of the month!
No.8 Fadiya
Hair dia is a woman's patent, which has various forms: some people bite their tongues and talk like idol dramas in Taiwan Province Province; Some people wriggle around to see who has watery eyes; Another mouth is "Hmm …" and "Others …". Hair curls make a lovely woman look more lovely, but hair curls regardless of the occasion will only make people helpless. I have a female colleague who doesn't work hard at ordinary times. When she makes a mistake, she will be confused by the leader. We often get goose bumps when we listen. Family affairs, hair dia may be able to roll with the punches, but you have to do whatever you want for your work. A word to the lady who loves hairpins: If hairpins are useful, why do you need the police?