Xiao La is naughty, needs more space at home, is extremely energetic (Xiaojin's physical strength is not so good) and clingy.

Whether it is to raise Xiaojin and Xiaola, the following reposted articles can be referred to:

After seeing the guide dog Q, if you have the urge to raise Labrador. . .

The guide dog Q was released. The cute appearance of Q, the protagonist in the film, when he was a child should arouse many people's idea of "I want to keep a deer, too", but … I'll decide after reading this article …

I think it's time to break your dream … goodbye! Crewe.

Source of this article: China Times News: Editing the Desk Report

Crewe sequel: Labrador shit more

Huang Zhebin reports: 2004/11/23 0: 09: 39.

-"Goodbye, Guest Road" escaped from the net.

I went to see Kelu, but "Did I cry" is not the focus of this article. The point is, when the movie was over and the sentimental audience was sniffling, and who got up late in the game, I heard a cute little girl in the back row say to her companion with a thick nasal voice, "How cute ~ ~ ~ ~ I want to keep a Kolu, too. 」

Yes, this is an article for "fans", including the girl in the apple green coat. I should have told you the following words at the cinema that day, but I know I look more like a strange uncle with ulterior motives; So, I can only hide here with regret. As a former Labrador owner and a former film critic, I tried to point out many missing scenes in this film, that is, the director forgot to shoot or shoot the plot scenes that were not cut in.

● Scene 1: Labrador grows very fast. When you take it home excitedly, you will wrap it in rolls of toilet paper like a movie or an advertisement and trick it into running on the floor. Imagine it dancing in the palm of your hand like a big chipmunk forever … Wrong! Within three months, you will find that its expansion is beyond your expectation, and the speed makes you suspect that it often rummages through the whole family for supper twice.

After six months, you will find that your living room (or balcony) has become smaller. It will be like a pony, pacing in your surprised expression and continuing to grow silently. You will wonder, where is the lovely pet shop? Now it seems that your whole family has moved into the barn.

● Scene 2: Although Kulu's name is "Feather Pen" and the director made it like a feather, it was never a light. When he became a dog, he weighed more than 30 kilograms, ate a lot and excreted a lot. If you happen to be a citizen with a sense of shame (don't learn from Uncle Watanabe in the movie), then you must take a walk twice a day like me: buy a special small bucket to accompany you, and whenever it comes to you and squats down, you will immediately take about half a kilogram with it at the speed that Sampras bends down to save the ball ... Well, digest it.

After that, if you don't want to take this 500 grams of high-protein residue home, you must put on a plastic bag in advance, then wrap it gracefully and tie a bow. You can't show the slightest disgust on your face, otherwise you will feel inferior and feel sad.

● Scene 3: Most importantly, Labrador is a dog that needs companionship and exercise very much. It's not a chihuahua or Bomei. You can complete the whole day's exercise by stamping your feet on the sofa while screaming. No, you must take him outdoors for a walk, throw a ball and tug-of-war, at least twice a day for at least 40 minutes each time.

At first, you will feel fresh. After a long time, you will be awed by its indomitable infinite physical strength. No matter how far and how many times you throw the rope stick, ball and whining Winnie the Pooh (or Pippi Xiong in the movie), it always takes it back to you quickly with a stubborn attitude. Don't forget, its ancestors were hunting hounds. Activity is the key to health, happiness, luster and strength.

Therefore, if you don't walk half of Kolu in Kyoto every day like Watanabe in the movie, you must be mentally prepared. What you are about to face is the most tenacious, strict and persevering fitness instructor, who will urge you to exercise on time every day and persevere. It rains occasionally, and you let it be liberated at home just to trick it into going home. Believe me, you will see its sad eyes, just like you pretended not to see the sadness on her face after a LV sale with your girlfriend.

In short, Labrador is a great dog, friendly, intelligent, obedient, patient and stable. It has almost all the characteristics of an ideal boyfriend in all women's minds (except that it can't pay by credit card), and you can even hear Japanese drama lines such as "I'm so happy with you" from its mouth. Relatively speaking, Labrador needs your patience and love very much. It takes up as much time, space, energy and attention as an overweight pupil. The difference is that it won't ask you for the monthly fee for parents' classes, nor will it ask you to help it solve its math learning problems.

Therefore, please don't underestimate the heavy responsibility hidden behind Kelu's lovely eyes. If you don't want countless Kelu to become dirty stray dogs in the foreseeable future, just like the exile tide caused by One Thousand and One Real Dogs, then take out scissors and cut this article now. When you hear children crying, colleagues talking, relatives and friends hesitating, and even passers-by whispering: "Should I buy a Kolo? Take it out of your wallet like john wayne's gun and force them to answer the following simple questionnaire:

1. Are you willing to sacrifice watching the White Giant Tower or Taiwan tornado, walk and play with Kelu for at least one hour every day, consume a lot of body fat, and never be lazy, just like respecting the office clock?

2. When you take Kelu out for a walk, are you willing to take a utensil with you, dispose of the excrement close to the weight of a lunch box, and encourage it to "look beautiful today" without hesitation?

Do you know that a "Keru" adult dog needs enough space to move around the house, even if it may cause small casualties of furniture?

4. Do you know that Kelu's main family function is "companionship and play", so it is not suitable for being a guard dog. Its only weapon to attack thieves is "passionate saliva"?

5. Do you know that taking care of a "guest road", food, toys, miscellaneous items and non-staple food, plus irregular medical expenses, will cost nearly one car every month?

6. Do you promise to take care of your mother-in-law's emotions and never give up, or do you swear to voluntarily eat dry dog food for a whole year?

If the answer to any of the above six questions is "no" or "I don't know", then advise him to give up the idea of "raising deer" and raise a pot of evergreen, or a hello Katie. Anyway, the latter is also fluffy, which won't destroy the furniture and won't haunt you.

If the answer to every question is a firm "yes", then congratulations, he may be a potential Labrador owner. But even so, I advised him to wait for half a year until the Kruger fever passed, so as not to encourage the "orchid heat effect": greedy dog dealers took advantage of the good price and tried their best to get the bitches pregnant without giving them a chance to recuperate. You don't expect dog dealers to let them go to the moon center, do you? )

When the craze fades, if his desire for Labrador becomes stronger, he will definitely buy a relatively healthy puppy at an absolutely cheap price. Moreover, his Labrador is unique and belongs to him and his family, not another cloned dog "Crewe".

Ten reasons why there shouldn't be lesbians.

# 1 Lala is very hairy. A girl pulls a lesbian twice a year when she is in heat. Boys and girls who have been ligated will still lose their hair moderately every year with the seasonal changes and so on. These hairs will stick to furniture and clothes and then float on your floor like tumbleweeds. Trust me, those hairs will surprise you. "Dog hair will stick to everything in the house except dogs."

# 2 Lala is very close to the people. If you are allergic to dandruff, dog hair and dog saliva, you may have a problem with lesbians. Although the oil in Lala's hair controls some dander, it is not all. Conscious breeders and owners should let you get in touch with your dog before selling it to see if you have allergies. For the sake of dogs, if family members are allergic to dogs, it is best to find out early, otherwise it is very unfair to dogs when you need to tie them out or find another owner. Lesbians are very close dogs. They should be kept with people, otherwise it will be like abusing them. Think more about dogs!

# 3 Lala is not clean. If you have straw, you won't like lesbians. They shed their hair. They can dig holes. They can race in the mud. Bite east and bite west. Wipe what you just brought in from the outside on your white wall. Sometimes it will help you clean up the sundries on the coffee table as soon as it is happy, and it will be done with a wave of its tail! If you have a straw, your dog is for display, don't keep a lesbian. One or two stuffed dogs, or that kind of machine, are highly recommended.

# 4 Lala needs a lot of exercise. Labrador is a very active breed. If you may need exercise and think it won't be a problem, you are wrong. They need a conduit to do a lot of exercise every day. Including rainy days, your overtime hours, when you are sick, your lesbians will still want to go out for running, walking, playing ball games and swimming, regardless of whether you usually join a club together or not. If you don't give him a channel to vent his repressed energy, he may find another place. . .

# 5 Like other purebred dogs, there is a great possibility of hereditary diseases in Lala. Dog hip dysplasia, dog elbow dysplasia, vision problems, heart problems, epilepsy. . . The long list continues. . Do your homework before raising a dog! Read more information, or ask the breeder/others.

# 6 is not only a genetic disease, but also other acquired diseases. Including but not limited to: edema, PANO (long-term sprained ankle), obsessive-compulsive disorder, thyroid problems, and other immune and endocrine problems.

# 7 Lala will be a puppy for a long time. You think, that's great! I like puppies. However, when it grows up, it can't see what you see. What you see is a clumsy, silly, cute and immature big lesbian. Lala is smart and not difficult to cultivate, but as a host, you must stick to it! Lesbians usually have 2-3 birthdays to be truly mature.

# 8 There are lesbians waiting for you to take home in many places. This is a good thing, but it is also a bad symbol. This means that you can easily get the dog you want, and it also means that everyone and their brothers and friends are breeding and selling lesbians. Unfortunately, not everyone has the so-called professional ethics. They breed lesbians purely for their own personal interests, thus ignoring the importance of lesbians' temper and health. The price of reputable breeders will also increase. You can't buy a dog for petty gain. You may buy a dog at random in an unknown place where it is cheaper, and wait until the dog grows up to find out the seriousness of the problem. Most excellent breeders only plan one or two puppies a year. They often have to wait for years before they are ready to breed their dogs to ensure the quality of their puppies and so on. If the breeder you know has puppies for sale all the time, or it seems that there are many litter puppies every year. They are probably for their own interests, not to ensure the health of lesbians and so on. .

# 9 Lala If you have very young children at home, it may not be suitable for you. Although lesbians are friendly to children, like all dogs, they need some training. Puppies naturally bite clothes, shoes and hands. . . When the dog loses consciousness, the dog's fangs can easily bite the child. A growing lesbian often bumps into children while playing with them and gets hurt. As the owner, you must supervise any dog with children just in case.

# 10 Lala is good at hair removal. Oh, did I mention that? His hair blocked my screen. . .