Humorous version of the annual meeting manuscript 1 1. Opening (light and shade match the opening of the Spring Festival overture)
The new year's bell is about to ring, and the wheel of time has left a deep impression. With the warm sunshine and full joy in winter, the year of 20xx comes as scheduled. The New Year has narrowed the distance between us and our growth, dyed our happy life red, let us capture the fragments of the four seasons, and gave us meditation on life. At this moment, we have already felt the breath of spring.
Host A: Distinguished guests.
Host B: Dear staff.
H: Good evening, everyone!
Host A: Come on, let's say goodbye to our early years.
Moderator B: Time is running like water. A year's time just slipped away. It's too hasty.
Moderator A: Our company's achievements are gratifying. These are inseparable from the efforts of all colleagues present and the wisdom of the company leaders.
Moderator B: On behalf of the company, I would like to thank all of you here. Thank you for your efforts in the past year.
Host B: The new year has begun. Facing the lost 20xx, let's review, summarize and remember it together!
Moderator A: Tonight, let's greet the brand-new 20xx with the loudest songs and cheers!
Two: warm-up match (screaming match)
Moderator B: Do you want to warm up before the annual meeting?
Host A: Oh, how to warm up?
Host B: Let's divide you into two teams. You take the left, I take the right, and see which side is the loudest and brightest.
Host a: ok, that's a good idea. Let's get started.
Three: the leader's speech
Moderator A: We have prepared various programs and interesting games for this party. I hope everyone will join in. All participants will receive prizes, including winning prize, planning prize and participation prize. There will also be a lucky draw in the party. Please take your number and wait for your luck.
Moderator B: Now let's enter the first part of our program and invite our manager Zhang to speak! Please welcome with the warmest applause!
Moderator A: Please welcome our manager Cai to speak on the stage! Welcome (applause)
Four: cultural performances
1, program
2. Competition
3. Third prize of lucky draw (8 persons)
4. Procedures
5. Procedures
6, the game (leggings) (2 people/group, * * * three groups)
7. Lucky Draw (30 lucky prizes)
8. Procedures
9. Game: You smoke, I guess.
10, lucky draw (second prize /4 people. Galanz microwave oven)
1 1, program: the quiet sea that summer.
12, game: Don't laugh when wearing rain boots.
13, program: funny child prodigy, lucky draw, grateful heart
14, lucky draw
Host B: Now, please pay attention. Tonight's grand prize will be announced soon. Let's invite the lucky draw guests to come to the stage and draw the lucky number of the grand prize for us with warm applause.
Host A: Thank you for drawing the special prize for us tonight. The grand prize has come out and our annual meeting is drawing to a close.
Moderator B: Wait, we have another award to give out.
Host A: Oh, what else?
Moderator B: There will be a Best Program Award and a Performance Award tonight.
Moderator A: Best Performance Award 1. Please ask the delegates to collect the prizes. There are five best performance awards.
The host's 20xx Spring Festival Gala ends here. Wish you all the best.
Happy New Year, all the best, and I wish Yuezhuo a better tomorrow. Goodbye, friends!
Annual meeting manuscript humor edition II. Opening music: "Happy"
Second, the opening remarks
Leaders and partners:
Good afternoon, everyone.
In winter, in this coastal city, there are white clothes, flying colorful flags and bright smiles everywhere.
The big manor is full of flowers, singing and dancing, and the sound conveys the joyful songs of gathering.
When the New Year bell rings, we wave goodbye to 20xx.
(Meng) When the New Year bell rings, we warmly welcome 20xx.
When the New Year bell rings, we look back at 20xx.
When the New Year bell rings, we expect 20xx.
On this exciting day, we hold hands to recall five 20xx days in our lives.
(Meng) At this exciting moment, we sincerely wish all our partners to continue to write new glories.
When passion and passion meet and collide again, countless beautiful hopes will flow in the blood of dreams.
When laughter sets sail again, tomorrow's concert will be played more smoothly.
(Ice) Let's dance and sing loudly.
(Meng) Let's put in wings and let go of hope.
Let's spread enthusiasm and gather strength.
(Meng) Let's have a boiling mood and burn happiness.
Let's join hands, with boiling hearts and burning feelings.
(Together) Welcome the glory and glory of 20xx.
Now, I declare that the five marketing "winning in the future" and the carnival reception of China Dalian Branch to welcome the Spring Festival will begin now. (Applause and cheers)
Three. Introduce the leaders present and their toasts.
Next, please allow me to introduce the leaders attending this reception in a unique way of marketing five people. They are the managers of marketing five wolves, marketing five wolves and marketing five intimate sisters, Xu. Let's welcome them with warm applause.
(Ice) Looking back on the road we walked together in 20xx, there were several storms and several spring and autumn.
(Meng) How many times have I cried silently in a dark corner?
(Sword) How many times have you got lost on the way to visit?
(Meng) However, we are never lonely, because along the way, there are always people watching, caring and caring for us.
As time goes by, they are in the same boat with us.
Time passed quickly, so they rested with us.
I believe that at this moment, they are happier and more excited than us. Now, in the warm applause of everyone, please welcome three managers from the manager's office to make a toast.
Fourth, meal time (music)
Verb (abbreviation for verb) performance link
(Sword) Everyone has finished drinking and eaten. Let's have fun together and enjoy the programs carefully prepared by our partners.
(Bing) Before enjoying the program, I want to ask you a question. Do you know what animal flies highest in the world?
What animal flies highest? I think it is an eagle.
(ice) No.
Is it a vulture?
(ice) No.
You can't be an ostrich!
(Ice) Haha, let me tell you, it's a swan. Swan can fly to the highest altitude of 17000 meters, which can be described as a master among birds.
(Sword) Indeed, swans have always won people's love with their white feathers, high-pitched voice and graceful posture. There is a poem that says, "Sing from grace, sing gracefully, and tease Xia Zi".
Let's cheer for the "four cygnets" brought by the friends of Sanye.
For example, they interpreted the modern version of Swan Lake with image body language, which perfectly combined warmth, tenderness and lofty sentiments.
(Meng) Actually, not only can everyone have a good meal today, but the company manager's office has also prepared a grand prize for us. Now please ask Manager Xu to draw the third prize for us and see who is the first lucky one.
You will get a waist warmer. Manager Xu is invited to take a photo with the third prize winner.
(Meng) Don't worry if you don't win the prize, there will be another chance later. In the fifth part, there is a recognized handsome guy.
He has big eyes, but he is slow.
(Meng) He is good at everything except his personality. Guess who he is?
Yes, he is the famous magician Li Dan.
(Meng) In the warm applause, please welcome Li Dan to perform magic.
As expected, a new generation of magic masters will be born soon.
It is said that we insurers should have "copper heads, iron mouths and rubber bellies". We may not say this iron mouth, but we will definitely say it.
(Soldier) Well, it must be meticulous and incisive. Let's walk into the wonderful program "Three Sentences and a Half" brought by Ye Yi. Please applaud.
The new year is coming again, you four make a scene, three and a half sentences, clap!
(Meng) Next, we have a second round of lucky draw. Please ask Manager Cheng to draw the second prize winner for us (on-site guidance to rob the treasure). Wealth and luck will accompany you to be happy all your life.
Please ask Manager Cheng to take a photo with the second prize winner.
(Meng) In fact, in the era of market economy, no matter what you do, you have to pay attention to routines.
Yes, routines are particularly important in the life insurance marketing industry. Only by finding a style that suits you can you be in an invincible position. As a newcomer in the life insurance industry, Du Haitao also has his own routine and style of play. Next, please welcome Du Haitao to bring us a solo "Drunken Boxing". Let's clap.
Random activity
The most exciting moment is coming. Next, please invite General Manager Yu to announce the winner of today's first prize for us.
(Jian) You will get a gift package, 50 yuan in cash. Bless you. (For example, Meng went to the stage to prepare the concluding remarks)
Conclusion of intransitive verbs:
Excellent results are due to the accumulation of time, and proud results come from unremitting efforts.
On the road of life insurance, the wise never stop, and transcendence is the eternal pursuit of the strong.
(Meng) Hard work, sweat and tears paved the way for the five major marketing departments to take off.
Rough and hard, confidence and courage have created five immortal flags of marketing.
(For example, life insurance elites have unlimited brewing and unlimited gains.
(Ice) Five children, make great achievements and climb new heights.
(Meng) It's been a year, and today is a new starting point.
A year has passed and we have started a new journey.
Let's forge ahead in unity and create our own career together.
(Ice) Let's go ahead and create five brilliant tomorrows.
Partners, let's meet sincerely in the splendid 20xx!
Now I declare that the marketing five "winning the future" and the carnival reception for welcoming the new year have come to a successful conclusion. I wish you all a happy return trip.
Annual Meeting Humor Edition 3: Ladies and gentlemen, Male: Dear donkey friends,
Ladies: Dear guests and friends,
Good evening, everyone!
M: On the eve of the Spring Festival, all our friends in Huangmei Parthenocissus Outdoor Club held the third annual meeting and the New Year Gala in the brightly lit Central Asia Hotel. Please allow me (Armor Warrior) and Beauty (Morning Star) to express warm congratulations and sincere wishes on the opening of the annual meeting on behalf of Huangmei Parthenocissus Outdoor Club!
Female: Since its establishment three years ago, Huangmei Parthenocissus Outdoor Club has been adhering to the mountaineering spirit of "keeping fit, cultivating sentiment, conveying love and advocating civilization" and organized many meaningful theme activities, attracting nearly 500 people from all walks of life and all ages in the county to participate.
Male: While roaming the landscape of their hometown, the donkey friends also devote their love to their teammates in trouble with practical actions. Where I walked, I left enthusiasm, love and sincerity. It can be said that Huangmei Parthenocissus Outdoor Club is a vigorous group and a team with good moral character. Its establishment and operation have played a positive role in promoting the national fitness activities in our county and building a harmonious and civilized society.
Woman: The people attending the annual meeting tonight are different from those in previous years. There are not only teammates, but also several guests. They are the leaders of Ezhou Wudu Cheba, Qichun Le Tu Outdoor, Qichun Outdoor and Huangmei Bicycle Association. Please welcome them with warm applause.
In the past year, we climbed the green hills, swam in the clear water and reveled in nature.
W: In the past year, we chatted in groups, made friends online and got together in a small world.
Man: Wuzu Temple, Huanglongtan, Baiyazhai and Lushan all left our Parthenocissus footprints.
Female: There are many clouds, the flag is raised, the safflower village and the wooden bridge echo the songs of our Parthenocissus.
Man: Unknowingly, I sent away a happy and fulfilling 20xx year and ushered in a hopeful 20xx year.
W: At this time, we are in high spirits, singing and dancing.
M: At this moment, we are full of confidence and passion. Let's announce together:
20xx Huangmei Parthenocissus Outdoor Club Third Annual Meeting and New Year's Party
H: Let's start now!
Conclusion:
W: The classic unforgettable nights let our thoughts fly back to the outdoor mornings and evenings.
M: Repeatedly, we just miss the colorful outdoor life of 20xx.
W: Wave goodbye, but goodbye must be a new beginning.
M: With the most sincere smile and joyful mood, let's embrace 20xx.
Woman: I sincerely thank all the distinguished guests and friends for their active participation! Thanks to Xiang Jun's computer technology.
The sponsorship of camel outdoor supplies store for the annual meeting. Thank you to all the staff who have worked hard for the success of the conference!
M: I hope all members of Huangmei Parthenocissus Outdoor Club will continue to maintain their strong fighting spirit in the new year, continue to carry forward the fine style of friendship and civilization, and lead more donkey friends to join the fitness team.
W: In the new year, we will seize the opportunity, work hard together, keep fit, cheer up, climb the peak bravely and forge ahead.
M: Finally, I wish Huangmei Parthenocissus Outdoor Club better and better.
W: I wish you all a happy New Year, good health and all the best!
Man: This concludes the annual meeting and New Year's party of Huangmei Parthenocissus Outdoor Club.
H: thank you!