I am not a vain person. I hate villas, sports cars, designer bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.

Women always like to buy clothes every day. Don't they like having too many clothes? God replied: when washing clothes.

Time didn't smooth your edges and corners, but filled the gaps between your edges and corners with fat.

Who can help me calculate? When can I have a lot of money? God replied: When your family went to your grave. ...

My king didn't play well before, and my friends always scolded me. Then I practiced hard for a season, and now he finally scolded me.

7. Say that money is evil. Everyone is fishing! Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it! They say it's too cold up there, and everyone is climbing! Say that alcohol and tobacco are harmful to your health, don't give up! Say heaven is the best, why not go to what?

8. I'm not good at pregnancy. I am very pregnant myself!

Nine. The height of this kind of thing, everyone is more than one meter, what is there to ask? 10. Slag students share their experiences with me as soon as they meet at the beginning of school. They said: not doing summer homework is just a beating, but they are very happy throughout the holiday and it is worth it!

1 1. accompanying my wife back to her parents' house coincides with my sister-in-law.

I mailed it on my 23rd birthday.

23 yuan red envelope, she called me stingy. Later, her mother-in-law said to her sister-in-law in the kitchen, "Don't say that about your brother-in-law in the future. He is stingy because he has no money, and he has no money because he married your sister. "

Don't say you are single dog, the dog died at your age.

Thirteen. Life is like Super Mary. Before mushrooms are added, you are Xiao Wang.

Eight can kill you.

14. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.

15.

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In his teens. Some people took off their bills, some people took off their poverty, but I took off the reins, like a husky.

Running on the stupid road!

There are always many unexpected things in life. For example, do you think I should give an example?

17. Dude: It is said that the ideal weight of a woman is that when a man picks you up, his brow will not wrinkle. Me: Really? Then I will trim my husband's eyebrows when I go back tonight.

Eighteen. I'm very upset today. Call it the princess's trouble for the time being.

What is marriage? Marriage is: quarreling with daughter-in-law. After rushing out, I bought something to eat when I came back!

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God gave me a broad face just to enlarge my beauty.

Twenty one. When you are young, you should run hard just to fall down beautifully.

22. Why did someone come to my house? I am as busy as my grandson, but I am as restrained as my grandson when I go to other people's homes. What's the matter?

Twenty-three Love can be late, but not takeout.

The senior borrowed a USB flash drive from me and returned it to me today. He said to me, "There seems to be something wrong with your USB flash drive.

Only 500G display.

200G, for you. "Say that finish later also satisfiedly smiled at me, I a face of doubt. I went back to the dormitory to have a look. I cann't believe she formatted it for me!

Twenty-five I smoked on the balcony that day, half of which was smoked, and the rest was all smoked by the wind. I didn't follow suit, which may be trouble. But the more I think about it afterwards, the more angry I get. The wind blows!

26. If life deceives you today, don't be sad or cry, because life will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

Twenty-seven The so-called pressure is actually the lack of one's own ability; The so-called difficulty, in fact, is that their own technology is not enough.

Twenty-eight I heard that the typhoon came today, and my makeup is ready. I also brought all my papers and luggage. Stand on the balcony and wait, take a trip and go wherever you blow. I'm just a little scared. If everyone else blows up, I can't What a pity ...

29. I am a very emotional person. When my feelings are lost, I find that I am a very heavy person!

30. I

18 years old to earn money. From nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt! I am me, different fireworks! I am who I am, and I see myself angry!